Avatar Slumber Parties: Girls

Part One

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Scene: An all girls slumber party in Katara's room.

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Toph: Wow Katara, you throw the best slumber parties.

Ty Lee: Totally, Katara.

Yue: Completely.

Azula: I don't really have much experience with these things, but yeah, it's okay.

Mai: So now what?

Yue: ... 20 questions?

Ty Lee: Yay! Me first! ... Who is your favorite guy?

Song: Can it be another cartoon?

Azula: Oh, this'll be good.

Ty Lee: Sure, Song, it can be another cartoon. Mai? You start. Then we'll go around.

Mai: (sigh) Zuko, obviously.

Ty Lee: Suki?

Suki: Sokka, of course.

Yue: Can you say a guy's name twice?

Ty Lee: Just to make it interesting... no.

Yue: Crap. Skip me for now.

Ty Lee: Song?

Song: Sesshomaru.

Jin: From Inuyasha? That's awesome!

Song: I know. Isn't he cute?

Toph: *gagging noises*

Jin: What was that for? You've never even seen the guy!

Toph: Long silver hair, golden eyes, hott bod, weird stripes on his face and wrists, a crescent on his forehead, fur over his Kimono, not to mention a bad ass attitude?

Azula: I'm not even going to ask how you know that...

(group laughs)

Jin: Well, Toph, if you don't like Sesshomaru, who's your favorite guy?

Toph: Aang.

Katara: You can't pick Aang! He's my boyfriend!

Toph: So? He's smart, sweet sensitive, cute funny, wise and powerful. Twinkletoes is a catch to anyone.

Azula: She's got a point you know...

Katara: Yes, but- Who do I pick now?

Toph: I think you can come up with a few names...

Yue: Oh! I got it! I know who pick!

Suki: Who Yue?

Yue: Ryou Shirogane. He's amazing.

Jin: Isn't that Elliot Grant from Mew Mew Power?

Yue: That's the English show, I watch the original Japanese version.

Jin: Oh right. Well I like Elliot better than Ryou.

Yue: Really? Not me. I prefer his Japanese name, Ryou Shirogane.

Azula: Wow you two are nerds.

Song: So then who's your favorite boy Azula?

Azula: I don't know, I don't like boys.

Toph: What, do you like girls?

Jin: Why do you make being a lesbian sound like a bad thing?

Toph: *shrugs*

Azula: I am not a lesbian! I'll pick Johnny Depp, I guess.

Song: Isn't he like, forty?

Toph: Yeah, isn't that a little young for you?

(group laughs)

Azula: Oh, for fucks sake. I'm only the oldest here by two months. Besides, I thought this was a personality thing. Haven't any of you seen Sweeny Todd? Or Edward Scissorhands? He's an incredible actor.

Mai: Well, this is a side of you I've never seen...

Azula: *rolls eyes* Jin? Who do you pick?

Jin: I...I don't know...

Toph: I knew it. You're crushing on King Boomi aren't you?

(group laughs)

Jin: *hits Toph*

Toph: Ow.

Jin: No... I guess if I can't pick Zuko, I'll pick Patrick Dempsey.

Song: McDreamy off Grey's Anatomy? I totally forgot about him, he's so hott!

Suki: He's an amazing actor. Like a more mature version of Orlando Bloom.

Yue: Ooo. Katara, you could pick Orlando Bloom.

Katara: (sarcasm) Yeah, because I'm so good with Pirates.

Toph: *laughs* Nice, Katara.

Katara: Thanks Toph. Anyway, I pick Jet.

Azula: Isn't he dead?

Katara: No he's not dead he-

Azula: Kidding Katara.

Ty Lee: I pick Haru!

Yue: No surprise, he's your boyfriend.

Katara: Yeah, and didn't I introduce you to him?

Ty Lee: Yes and yes.

Azula: *groans* Next question...

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