Avatar Slumber Parties: Girls
Part One
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Scene: An all girls slumber party in Katara's room.
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Toph: Wow Katara, you throw the best slumber parties.
Ty Lee: Totally, Katara.
Yue: Completely.
Azula: I don't really have much experience with these things, but yeah, it's okay.
Mai: So now what?
Yue: ... 20 questions?
Ty Lee: Yay! Me first! ... Who is your favorite guy?
Song: Can it be another cartoon?
Azula: Oh, this'll be good.
Ty Lee: Sure, Song, it can be another cartoon. Mai? You start. Then we'll go around.
Mai: (sigh) Zuko, obviously.
Ty Lee: Suki?
Suki: Sokka, of course.
Yue: Can you say a guy's name twice?
Ty Lee: Just to make it interesting... no.
Yue: Crap. Skip me for now.
Ty Lee: Song?
Song: Sesshomaru.
Jin: From Inuyasha? That's awesome!
Song: I know. Isn't he cute?
Toph: *gagging noises*
Jin: What was that for? You've never even seen the guy!
Toph: Long silver hair, golden eyes, hott bod, weird stripes on his face and wrists, a crescent on his forehead, fur over his Kimono, not to mention a bad ass attitude?
Azula: I'm not even going to ask how you know that...
(group laughs)
Jin: Well, Toph, if you don't like Sesshomaru, who's your favorite guy?
Toph: Aang.
Katara: You can't pick Aang! He's my boyfriend!
Toph: So? He's smart, sweet sensitive, cute funny, wise and powerful. Twinkletoes is a catch to anyone.
Azula: She's got a point you know...
Katara: Yes, but- Who do I pick now?
Toph: I think you can come up with a few names...
Yue: Oh! I got it! I know who pick!
Suki: Who Yue?
Yue: Ryou Shirogane. He's amazing.
Jin: Isn't that Elliot Grant from Mew Mew Power?
Yue: That's the English show, I watch the original Japanese version.
Jin: Oh right. Well I like Elliot better than Ryou.
Yue: Really? Not me. I prefer his Japanese name, Ryou Shirogane.
Azula: Wow you two are nerds.
Song: So then who's your favorite boy Azula?
Azula: I don't know, I don't like boys.
Toph: What, do you like girls?
Jin: Why do you make being a lesbian sound like a bad thing?
Toph: *shrugs*
Azula: I am not a lesbian! I'll pick Johnny Depp, I guess.
Song: Isn't he like, forty?
Toph: Yeah, isn't that a little young for you?
(group laughs)
Azula: Oh, for fucks sake. I'm only the oldest here by two months. Besides, I thought this was a personality thing. Haven't any of you seen Sweeny Todd? Or Edward Scissorhands? He's an incredible actor.
Mai: Well, this is a side of you I've never seen...
Azula: *rolls eyes* Jin? Who do you pick?
Jin: I...I don't know...
Toph: I knew it. You're crushing on King Boomi aren't you?
(group laughs)
Jin: *hits Toph*
Toph: Ow.
Jin: No... I guess if I can't pick Zuko, I'll pick Patrick Dempsey.
Song: McDreamy off Grey's Anatomy? I totally forgot about him, he's so hott!
Suki: He's an amazing actor. Like a more mature version of Orlando Bloom.
Yue: Ooo. Katara, you could pick Orlando Bloom.
Katara: (sarcasm) Yeah, because I'm so good with Pirates.
Toph: *laughs* Nice, Katara.
Katara: Thanks Toph. Anyway, I pick Jet.
Azula: Isn't he dead?
Katara: No he's not dead he-
Azula: Kidding Katara.
Ty Lee: I pick Haru!
Yue: No surprise, he's your boyfriend.
Katara: Yeah, and didn't I introduce you to him?
Ty Lee: Yes and yes.
Azula: *groans* Next question...
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