Before anybody can kick my ass, I'd like to state that I know I don't D. Gray-Man or any of the Noah. And just because I made the actual Jasdebi into a chick AND a completely separate character, that doesn't give you reason to kill me. I have a theory that if the twins blend they create a female, despite being two males. Plus, I had the impression Jasdebi had boobs in the episode Jasdero and Debito merged to create Jasdebi. Plus, art with Jasdebi acting like an older sister towards the twins also helped in this idea.

Enjoy! -so please, no harsh criticism-

-X-x-X-

"Tyki! C'mon! Otherwise I'll be late for school!!"

"Ngh, I'm hurrying as fast as I can, Road..."

"Here, I'll take ya, Road! I just finished taking the twins to the high school. I have to go in that direction to get to the college anyways."

"Uwah! Thank-you Jasdebi!"

"Yeah, thanks..."

It was another morning in the Noah Family Mansion. Tyki sighed, running a hand through his tangled mess of curly brown hair. Jasdebi giggled a bit as she pulled on her coat and led Road outside to her red mustang. Road hopped in on the passenger side and Jasdebi got in the Driver's side, pulling out of the driveway and heading off in the direction of the grade school to drop her little sister off.

"Ah...Skin! You still around?" Tyki called as he looked around for the bulky male.

"I'm in here," A voice mumbled drowsily from behind a door. Tyki chuckled.

"Mm...Where's Sheryl?"

"Right here, brother!" Out of nowhere Tyki was tackled to the ground with a hug, making him laugh a little.

"H-Hi Sheryl..." Sheryl smiled and got up off Tyki, helping him back up.

"Ah, aren't you supposed to head to the college just as Jasdebi did?" Tyki blushed a bit in embarrassment. "Tyki..."

"Well, they canceled the finals because of so many of the students having not been ready, so now I'm studying so I won't be one of the ones that doesn't. But, I'd really like a shower first..."

"Ah! That makes sense. I see. So Road and the twins have already been sent to school?"

"Jasdebi took them. She's been real helpful lately. She also headed to school too."

"Okay. So, anything interesting happen lately?"

"Nah, not really..." Tyki pulled out a cigarette pack, heading out of the living room area of the mansion to the immense backyard. A beautiful garden lined the backyard, almost making a fence. A large fountain was at the center of the great space. The rest of the mansion closed the garden off to make it a private space for them to converse in. Tyki lit the cigarette in his mouth, taking a drag before letting a large puff of smoke escape his lips. "I need some more smokes though..."

"You're going to kill yourself on those, I swear..." Sheryl took a seat on the fountain, glancing over at his brother who was leaning against the fountain next to him. "I don't see why you smoke them if you know you're gonna get lung cancer."

"It's called nicotine."

"I know that..." Tyki laughed.

"Besides, the doctors haven't found any signs of my lungs beginning to deteriorate yet, so I'm fine and if they do start to die, I'll try to quit. But I'm tellin' ya, it's a hard habit to break after you've been smoking for a year or more already." Tyki sighed, smoke exiting his lips. "So, anything new with you?"

"Sold some art Road made. She asked me to see if they'd earn any profit and I asked around and turned out that some of the buyers were especially fond of her art. I think she's got quite the creative mind, ne?" Tyki nodded, remembering the picture she'd drawn for him.

"Can't believe she just turned fourteen...I feel old."

"Tyki! You're twenty-three! That's not old!" Sheryl exclaimed, frowning a bit. Tyki laughed.

"I know. She's just growing up so fast. I remember when she was a little brat that followed me everywhere. Now she hangs out with the twins and Jasdebi more."

"Aww, does Tyki feel neglected~?" Tyki snickered.

"I guess so if I'm starting to bitch about Road not hanging out with me. But, I'm not really as fun as I used to be..."

"She obviously thinks you are...She always comes to you for things first and I'm her father. Shouldn't it be different?"

"Ah, but you're always busy with government stuff." Sheryl nodded, frowning.

"I wish I could spend more time with her though...I wanna know what's going on with her all the time and make sure she doesn't...y'know...miss me. I know I miss seeing her everyday...Then I got elected as the fucking governor..."

"Sucks to be you~"

"Tyki!" Sheryl punched his brother playfully, making both of them laugh a bit. They heard a bunch of books crash in the study area. "Ah, Skin's awake...He must have been looking for something to read." Tyki snickered. "I'll go and help him...You wanna come too?"

"Nah...I have to study." He took one last drag on his cigarette before finding an ash tray and smashing the butt in it.

Later on, that afternoon...

"Tyki! Debito stole my nail polish!"

"Ugh...Then tell him to give it back..."

"But he won't! Jasdebi, tell your brother to give me my nail polish back!"

"Why me?"

"Because you share a room with them!"

"Ugh, fine...Since your nail polish is so sacred to you." Road smiled wide, hugging the blond. Jasdebi laughed, ruffling the younger girl's sapphire locks. "Yo! Debito! Where the hell is Road's nail polish?" She called as she entered the large room her and the twins shared. She looked around and then spotted Debito on Jasdero's bed, painting the blond's nails. "Debito...Did you already run out, guys?"

"Uhm...Yeah..."

"But, Road wouldn't have let us borrow it if we asked, so Debito took it!" Jasdebi sighed.

"Road...You need to share your nail polish. You know Debito and Jasdero use the same kind you do!" Road pouted, whining a bit.

"But! They don't give it back when I need it!" Debito blinked a few times, his twin, Jasdero, seeming confused.

"Is this true guys?" Jasdebi asked of the twins and they shook their heads.

"I always place it back on your desk before the day's over, Road..." Jasdero seemed almost silent when he'd mumbled those words. Road blinked a few times in realization.

"Oh yeah..." Jasdebi put her hands on her hips.

"Well, it seems like all of you need to apologize. Debito for taking the nail polish in the first place and Road for falsely accusing them. Debito, you can finish painting Jasdero's nails since it seems you were almost finished in the first place." Debito nodded with a smile. He finished what he'd been doing and picked up the glass container, screwing the cap on tightly.

"Sorry for taking your nail polish, Road..." He handed the small bottle to her and she smiled back.

"And sorry for accusing you guys of not returning it..." Jasdebi grinned wide and brought all three of them into a big group hug.

"There we go! See? Everything's better now!" She laughed. The three younger siblings laughed. "Now, who wants to pick out dinner tonight? I'm driving us all to town for a treat since I passed my exams and it seems that Debito and Jasdero passed their big history test too."

"And I made an A+ on my math test!" Road piped up and Jasdebi nodded.

"So, everyone get all dressed up. I've earned enough from my job that I can take you guys out tonight. Sheryl and Tyki won't mind since they're gonna be out with the Earl." Road and the twins nodded, running off to get dressed.

Since Jasdebi shared a room with the twins, the twins had always been curious as to what was in her closet. While she was taking her shower, they snuck over to her side of the room and opened the wardrobe.

"Holy shit..." Debito's jaw dropped at how many outfits their older sister had. "She fucking sucks! She's been hiding the good clothes from us this whole time!" He grabbed a couple of fur collar coats from the closet. "I knew she took 'em!" He handed one to Jasdero and the blond beamed.

"Aw man, I missed this coat so much..." He pulled it on over his pale brown tank top. "Mm, it smells like roses now though..."

"Yeah, so does mine...and all the clothes in here actually..."

"She really likes roses a lot then..."

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING IN MY CLOSET?!"

"AHH!! IT'S THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST!!!" Debito yelped, grabbing Jasdero and running over to their side of the room. Jasdebi was in a white tank top and a pair of short shorts. Her face held a furious expression. Without her make-up, it wasn't as scary, but still. She then sighed, shaking her head.

"If you guys wanted to get in my closet, you should've just asked. I'd share my clothes if you'd ask." Debito and Jasdero blinked a couple of times in surprise. Jasdebi's blue eyes suddenly lit up. "Hey, you guys noticed the coats? I fixed them up since they were getting worn and I took them to a friend and she made them all soft again. So now they're good as new. I kept on forgetting to give them back to you guys, but they'd been neglected and left in the back of the wardrobe." She smiled a bit embarrassingly. Debito laughed.

"I thought you'd stolen them at first! So...you're not mad at us for getting into your closet?" She shook her head, smiling.

"So long as you guys weren't looking through my underwear drawer." Debito and Jasdero blushed beet red, making her laugh. "I know you guys wouldn't look through that anyways. She grabbed one of her nice outfits. It was a velvet red sweater with a pair of soft black slacks. She pulled her tank top off, the twins looking away immediately. Jasdebi laughed. "Oops, I guess I should've said the warning: Don't look or you'll turn to stone." The twins laughed a bit.

"Yeah. But you're not ugly, Jasdebi. Me and Jas are both surprised some guy doesn't ask you out..." Jasdebi blushed, but smiled.

"Aww...You two are sweet." She pulled on a sports bra the color of blood and then pulled the sweater over that. She took off the short shorts to replace them with a pair of pale pink panties, pulling on the slacks last. "Mm. You guys can look now." She smiled, standing in front of her full view mirror to examine her appearance. The twins grinned.

"You should wear these boots with that, Jasdebi!"

"No, these ones look better with it!" The twins fought over which pair she'd wear until finally coming to an agreement on the first suggestion. Jasdebi laughed.

"I can always count on you guys to suggest something for an outfit." She began to pull on the leather boots Debito had suggested, zipping both of them up and stretching as she stood. "You guys wanna help brush my hair?" Jasdero volunteered for this. She laughed and Debito joined in. Jasdero was always quick to help Jasdebi with her hair. Mostly because she had always helped with his, so he may as well return the favor.

"Mm...It smells like lilacs today, am I right, Jasdebi?" She nodded, smiling.

"You're good at guessing shampoo scents Jas." She giggled a bit, standing still so the blond could run the brush through her long blond hair. At the top was a black spot of hair and it was almost like a hat. The rest of her hair was a golden yellow, the strands caressing her back as her brother brushed it. She smiled in content as the blond finished.

"Want it in a ponytail, Jasdebi?" She thought about it for a moment before nodding. Jasdero smiled and headed over to his dresser, grabbing a small scrunchy off the top of it. He headed back and began to brush her hair into a clump at the back. He then separated a pair of bangs and settled them in front of her ears. He then began to pull the rest of her hair into a ponytail, making sure the scrunchy had a good tight hold without tangling her hair.

"Thank-you, Jas!" She smiled, pecking the boy's forehead. "And thank-you, Debito for picking out my boots." She gave him a peck on the forehead as well.

"Tyki~ I can't pick out what I wanna wear..."

"Ask Jasdebi...You know I'm not good at that kinda stuff..." He groaned, trying to concentrate on an algebra book. Road pouted, but nodded, running over to said blond as she exited her room with the twins close behind.

"Jasdebi~ I need help picking out an outfit for tonight..."

"Mm...I think that one looks a lot cuter on you. You should definitely wear that one." Road nodded excitedly, running back into her room to change. Jasdebi laughed.

"You look rather nice tonight, Jasdebi. Taking the younger ones out?" She nodded, smiling softly.

"Yeah...I got enough money recently from my job to be able to take them out. So I'm doing it as a little celebration for me passing my exams and the other three getting A's on different tests." Tyki chuckled.

"They sure are spoiled, hm?"

"I know, but they've earned it. The twins have been working extra hard, haven't you guys?" She ruffled Debito's hair, making the ravenette whine a bit, fixing his hair when she'd moved her hand. "You're as bad as Jas is when somebody ruffles his hair." She giggled.

"Or as bad as you are, Jasdebi~" Road teased, giggling along with Jasdebi. The older girl nodded a bit in agreement.

"True, Road." Jasdebi headed to the door, grabbing her coat. "Well, we're heading out Tyki. Tell Sheryl Road's coming along, okay? I don't want him to flip out." Tyki chuckled and nodded, waving them off.

"Have a nice time you four." The three younger siblings laughed and ran out the door as Jasdebi opened it. The blond laughed a bit, following behind them as she fixed her coat and pulled on her white gloves. She gently shut the door behind her, heading to the red mustang.

"Jasdebi! Hurry up! I'm starving!" Road cried as she secured her seat belt. The twins were in the back, securing their own seat belts. Jasdebi laughed.

"Alright, alright...You guys needa think of somewhere to eat though." She got in the Driver's side, starting the car up.

"Oh! That one buffet! Where Allen and Lavi work!"

"The Tainted Dove?"

"Yeah! That place! Their food is fantastic! Me and Jas ate there for a field trip once and it was so good..." Debito grinned, rubbing his stomach slightly. Jasdero nodded in full agreement.

"Well, Road, will that be cool with y-" Jasdebi couldn't help but smile a bit. Road was pouting over Allen.

"Yeah...I may as well see how Lavi's doing...and Allen too..." Jasdebi nudged her shoulder.

"Hey...You don't needa get so down about him. I bet ya Tyki's a better catch."

"Wha?!" Road gasped, looking at Jasdebi in shock. The blond giggled, blushing a bit.

"Oh, right, he's too old for you. I forgot." The blond grinned, laughing a bit. Road blushed quite a bit.

"Jasdebi, you're a dirty perv!!!!" Road tickled the blond before she had a chance to start pulling out of the driveway. Jasdebi giggled hard, trying to push Road away. Her foot hit the horn and the door swung open.

"Are you alright you guys?" Tyki asked, looking out towards them from the light of the porch lamp.

"Uh...Yeah. Road was tickling me because of something I said." Jasdebi smiled innocently, and so did Road. Tyki blinked a few times.

"Well, what did you say, Jasdebi?" Jasdebi and Road blushed red.

"N-Nothing!" She pulled out of the driveway after securing her own seat belt and headed off in the direction of The Tainted Dove. Tyki blinked a few more times in confusion. He then shrugged, heading back into the mansion.

At The Tainted Dove...

"Oh, try that, that's really good, Road!"

"Ngh...I'm allergic to those though, Debito!"

"Guys, we're in a public restaurant, try not to humiliate each other..." Jasdebi sighed, glancing over at Jasdero. He was quietly eating a salad, watching Debito and Road as they fought over who was going to eat what and why. "Hey...Jas?" The blond was shaken from his thoughts and he averted his gaze over to his sister.

"Mm?" He swallowed a gulp of salad.

"You gonna eat anything else? Or are you not too hungry?" He nodded when she'd said the second reason. "Why?" The blond shrugged, scraping the salad around with his fork, making pictures in the ranch dressing. "Jas...You can talk to me...you know that..." He blushed a little and nodded.

"C-Come with me to the bathroom..." He mumbled almost silently, getting up from his seat. Jasdebi followed him to the restrooms. Since Jasdero looked like a girl, it was easy for him to sneak in with his sister. "I...I've been keeping something secret from Debito for a while...I...I was going to tell him tonight in the garden, but then this came up..."

"Well...what were you going to tell him?" Jasdero's cheeks were beet red.

"I-Is it weird for a person...i-if they like their twin in a....different kind of way?" Jasdebi blushed.

"You mean like..." She made a motion with her hands and Jasdero nodded. She blushed more. "Well...Sheryl feels that way towards Tyki, although I think he makes that quite public in the mansion."

"Will Debi...Hate me for it?"

"Oh, not Debito! He could never hate you Jas! You're too sweet and he loves you more than anything!" She smiled, hugging the blond. "Is this why you haven't been as fun as usual?" Jasdero nodded, smiling a bit now.

"I feel much better now that that's off my shoulders." They both laughed a little, finally coming out of the bathroom and heading back to their table to find Road crying over something. Debito was trying to soothe her.

"What happened to Road?" Debito frowned, gulping down some of his soda.

"Well...She tried to talk to Lavi...But this one guy came up and cussed her out. I led her back over here and she's been crying since...I tried to find you, but couldn't...So, I tried to help her out."

"What did the guy look like?" Jasdebi asked with a tone that sounded almost murderous. Nobody ever made her little sister cry. That was going way too far. Debito gulped.

"H-He had real long black hair and it was held in a ponytail...He's outside now...h-he stomped outside after cussing me out..." She took a bite of her cinnamon roll cautiously as if the treat were laced with poison. "H-He said s-something about Lavi and me n-not being able to talk to him..." Jasdebi growled slightly. She took a drink of her soda real quick.

"Jas, Debi, make sure to watch Road. Call me if there's more trouble." She was heading to the door after removing her coat and her sweater to reveal a t-shirt underneath.

"When did she put the t-shirt on? I thought it was only a sweater..." Debito mumbled confusedly. But he knew that t-shirt...She only wore it when she was going to beat the shit out of somebody. "Ah fuck..."

"Oi!" Jasdebi called as she spotted the ravenette leaning against a tree, mumbling angrily to himself.

"What the hell do you want?" He practically growled out. She glared daggers at the male.

"You should know damn well what I want. You cussed out Road, now I getta beat the fuck out of you...Kanda Yuu..."

"I know you...You're Jasdebi, from the college...Yeah, I cussed her out cause she was trying to flirt with my boyfriend."

"How could you tell when she hadn't said a single word? And, Road doesn't even like Lavi like that...She's had her eyes on Allen until he started dating Lavi. When did you start dating the rabbit?" Kanda was speechless. Nobody had even dared to start bitching him out before. "You're just a possessive bastard and will do anything to see a little girl cry, aren't you?" Kanda was silent. Her eyes glared right through him, icy cerulean sending daggers in his direction. She grew more furious from the silent reply and walked over to him, looking him straight in the eye. Well, she had to look down a little since he was shorter. She raised her fist and brought it to his cheek with a sickening crack.

"Agh!" He growled in pain, holding his cheek. He spit a bit of blood out, noting she'd knocked one of his teeth out.

"Oh, and don't try to call the police, my older brother is the head officer and my dad is the governor." She gritted out, spitting at the ground before heading in, leaving an extremely stunned Kanda behind. She made it back over to the three who were now happily eating some ice cream. "Don't worry, Road. I taught Kanda a lesson." She smiled, wiping her fist with a napkin as if when it connected with his cheek she'd gotten some sort of dirt on it.

"So...I can go and talk to Lavi without worries now?" She brightened a bit and Jasdebi nodded, pulling her sweater back on. The manager of the restaurant came out from behind a door. His hair was deep red and trailed past his shoulders. His outfit was extremely clean and very formal. Jasdebi blinked a few times.

"I saw what you did to Kanda out there."

"Whatcha gonna do 'bout it?"

"Congratulate you of course. I haven't seen a woman as tough as you enter this place before." He held her hand and kissed it as a gentleman would. She giggled, blushing. Debito and Jasdero grinned, snickering. "Most of them fall head over heels for Kanda. They think he's real manly and shit like that." He shrugged, sighing a bit. "You're a rather lovely lady...Would you like to come to my home for some wine?"

"Oh~! I would, but...I don't think my dad would approve...I hardly know you!" The man laughed. A white haired boy came up from behind him, grumbling slightly.

"Master, please stop flirting with Jasdebi, she's one of my friends...." The man blinked and then grinned.

"Ah...Jasdebi...That's a beautiful name..."

"Oh, stop it!" She giggled. "Allen, stop him!" She blushed quite a bit. Allen laughed.

"Who might your father be? I'm certain I could persuade him into letting me have such a fine lady..." Jasdebi couldn't help but blush beet red.

"He's governor Sheryl..." She squeaked. The man blinked a few times, frowning.

"Oh my...No wonder you said he might not like the idea." He smiled and kissed her cheek, making Jasdebi almost faint from blushing so badly. Allen laughed again.

"For the record, my Master's name is Cross Marian. Maybe if you ask Sheryl he'll say yes. He seems to be fond of certain people...Although, he is rather possessive over you and Road..." Allen gulped, remembering his first meeting with the father.

"Well, it was very nice meeting you, Cross." She giggled, getting up out of her seat, pulling on her coat. "You two...Where'd Road go?"

"Still talking to Lavi," Debito answered, before he went to get some more ice cream. Jasdebi laughed a bit.

"Guess she's already over the whole event after all..." She shook her head in amusement. "Well, here's the cash for the bill and a little tip for the mess." She nodded off outside, hinting about how hard she'd hit Kanda. Cross laughed and nodded, waving her off. She got an ice cream cone as Debito was doing and then head to the front of the restaurant. "Road! Hurry up!" The blue haired young girl giggled, running back from talking to the red head at the cash register.

"Sorry, Jasdebi! I was talking to Lavi about the high school dance. He said he'd take me to it!" Jasdebi giggled.

"Lucky little you, eh?" Road pouted at little, poking Jasdebi. "I'm just teasing. You are shorter than me though." Road stuck her tongue out at Jasdebi and then hopped up, licking the blond's ice cream. Jasdebi gasped in offense. "Ugh! Road! That's mine!" She playfully pushed the little girl's shoulder. Road laughed, cartwheeling forward towards the mustang.

"I licked your ice cream~" She giggled in a singsong voice, hopping in the passenger side. Jasdero and Debito followed behind the two, getting in the back of the mustang. Jasdebi sat in the driver's side for a while, licking at her ice cream. "Hurry up, Jasdebi!"

"I'd like to finish my damned ice cream, thank you." She stuck her tongue, now coated with white from the vanilla ice cream and made Road bust out giggling. "Perv." Jasdebi blushed, finishing off the top of the ice cream and then eating the waffle cone. "You guys wanna stop anywhere before heading home?" Road thought on it for a moment.

"Take Jasdero and Debito to the gay bar!" Jasdero and Debito went red in the face and so did Jasdebi.

"Uhm, Road...All three of you are too young to go into a gay bar and I still have two years before I can get in."

"The twins look like chicks already and you look almost like you could be twenty-one! They'll like ya anyways with how pretty you are!"

"But...I'm not gay, Road."

"You're bi though, aren't you, Jasdebi?" Jasdebi blushed a bit, nodding in honest truth.

"I'm not going to take them to the gay bar until it's their eighteenth birthday. Then I can take them while you hang out with Tyki."

"Awww man!" Road pouted, sighing in defeat. "Can we stop at a gas station then? Your tank's almost empty..."

"Oh fuck! It is!" Jasdebi gasped in realization. "Guess that's where we're going then." She mumbled, smiling a bit though. She started the mustang and drove on down the road. The trees next to the sidewalk almost seemed to loom over them like clouds. They were enormous and their branches stretched out over the street. Jasdebi took a right turn at the four-way and then came to a stop at a gas station. She pulled the mustang up to one of the pumps and sighed, getting out her wallet. It was a deep red with little black hearts.

"Want us to take Road in?" Debito asked as he hopped out of the mustang. Jasdebi nodded. "We'll use our money, so don't bother giving us some." Jasdero nodded with a smile and Jasdebi laughed a bit.

"Alright then..." The twins led Road up to the gas station building, opening the door for her like proper gentleman. They were slightly more behaved when with Jasdebi in public, but alone in public, or just plain out alone...You can probably imagine.

"Thank-you, twins." Road giggled, heading over to the gum section a moment before heading towards the candy section next. Jasdero and Debito grabbed a couple energy drinks for themselves, waiting on Road to decide on what she wanted. She finally went with a couple packs of gum from the gum section and they paid for the treats and drinks just as Jasdebi walked in. She waited for them to finish up before finally paying for the gas with a sigh.

"Ugh...I need to work harder...The gas almost emptied my wallet...I was lucky enough to get some of my gum..." She was mumbling to herself again.

"Mood swing." Road mumbled to the twins as they got in the mustang. They nodded, having noticed it. First she was all happy and excited about this all, then pissed, and now depressed. Boy were females confusing sometimes... "Just don't bother her. Unless she talks to you. But you two know the basic procedure for whenever Jasdebi's in a mood swing." The twins nodded, securing their seat belts without another word.

"Sorry guys..." Jasdebi secured her seat belt as she got in the driver's side. Road waved it off with a soft smile.

"S'alright, Jasdebi. It's not all that bad...and me and the twins had a great time." Jasdero and Debito nodded in full agreement. "Even though Kanda almost ruined it, I still had a great time...and, spending time with you is always awesome. We never get to be with you as much Jasdebi. You're always out working or doing college work." She teased lightly as Jasdebi started the mustang. Jasdebi laughed a bit.

"I guess you're right Road...I should have fun when we're together. Ready to head home then, guys?" The twins nodded with a grin, Road also nodding as they pulled out of the gas station, heading back in the direction of the mansion...