America the beautiful

America sighed as the meeting went on, the other nations were going on and on about how stupid his idea was, and truthfully it wasn't his idea, that little booger did it again and he was quite sore at her for it this time. Suddenly his phone went off the the ringtone "California Girls" by Katy Perry and he frowned, why was he calling him. Picking the phone up and swiping the screen to answer he was greeted to screaming and sobbing in the background.

"Hello Calin?" A masculine voice answered.

"Hey mom, we have a slight problem here, actually no, we have a huge problem." America sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Calin what happened? And is that Vega screaming in the background?"

"Yeah, well you know how your " friends" were supposed to be booked here for the meeting, well the manager here over booked so there is no room here for them. Vega even told this nimrod to make sure that your reservations went through because they were important clients, and he still over booked." America groaned and leaned back into his chair.

"And because of that concert there aren't any free hotels in Nevada right?"

"There is no openings anywhere, it's vacation season. I had already called Darcie and she checked before I called you. There is only one place with enough room left in the grand place of you..." Calin trailed off.

"Fuck, the heart home, and the week before is bonding week for us, not to mention they have to be stateside a week before the meeting. Oh god, Ronnie and Matt are gonna kill him, not to mention Sara and Belle. Alright here's what we're gonna do, you two need to leave for heart home immediately, call Rex, let him know what is going on, have Vega call Jeremy. I want all four of you there as quick as possible, I want to avoid a second civil war. I will have to call Lucy and let her know and to get Lilo ready to see Japan. And for the love of god do not tell Ivana that daddy Russia is coming for a visit, she nearly cracks me in half in pure joy, I don't want to see what happens to someone else."

"Will do Mom, Vega just got done promising that guy would never work in the state again, so we should be on our way soon."

"Let me talk to Vega real quick babe."

"Sure Mom, one second. Vega! Quit scaring the piss out of him, it's hell for the maids to get out of carpet, Mom wants to talk to you!" America let out a chuckle. There was some shuffling and a sigh, then came a hesitant "mom?" In a softer slightly feminine voice."

"Vega, it's okay, I don't blame you for the over booking, just make sure you leave all work at home. I don't want to have Mason pat you down again like last time. Look call Jeremy and tell him what happened, you'll need help with Ronnie and Matt." There was a sniffle from over the phone.

"Okay Mom, are you sure I can't have one little tablet?" America laughed.

"Not a one, now get going, we're working with limited time."

"Yes, Mom." Vega sighed and hung up the phone. Then suddenly the anthem started playing. Quickly Alfred opened up the text message.

'Ohina is in a heat wave, put her in ice bath, will call Lucy and Jeremy for you. Love you Mom- Darcie'

Alfred sighed, he was hoping Ohina could escort the nations to the house. He ran a quick mental check list before calling the man he wanted.

"Hello, Magic Mike here."

"I should have never let you go see that movie." There was deep laughter.

"But you did anyway, what is your desire?" Alfred rolled his eyes.

"Well we're about to have a second civil war on our hands cause the nations have to stay with us during bonding week, there is no where nice we can put them thanks to tourist season. I need you to pick them up and bring them to the heart home."

"Why, Ohina have a heat wave again?"

"Yes, and everyone else besides Gin would rather blow most of these guys to hell then let them step on US soil. I need a neutral party, and I picked you, don't make me call Nate."

"Gotcha. I will be there, is Auntie Matthew staying with them or going with you?"

"Hold on I will ask." America looked at his brother. "Are you going to stay with them or come home with me?" He asked the violet eyed nation. Canada smiled softly.

"I will stay with them, why don't you leave and go home and relax before the battle begins. Have a nice hot bubble bath and a tiramisu to relax." Alfred moaned at the idea.

"That sounds like a great idea. Mattie is gonna stay with them Mike. I will see you all tomorrow." Alfred got up and grabbed his suitcase. "Everyone be here tomorrow at 4 a.m. I will have someone bring you to my house, until then, have a good day." And he promptly walked out of the now silent room.

"What the hell was that about?!" Romano shouted. He was baffled and confused by what just happened.

"I don't know mi tomato but I have a feeling we will find out quite soon." Spain said as he looked at the door. Canada and Russia exchanged grins, the others had no idea what they were in for.

Author note: I typed this up on my phone so sorry for the weird format. But soon these chapters will be out: brand new light ch. 6, revenge of nightwing, saint high ch.3, and I will be starting racing love's next chapter