Will Heero Survive THIS?
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Friezaess: Hey minna ^_^! I'm baaaaaaack! And so are the G-boys!
Heero: Omae o korosu.
Friezaess: Aw Hee-chan, you don't really mean that, do ya?
Heero: Hn.
Duo: I would like to take this opportunity to demonstrate Heero's vocabulary. *pulls down a chart with Omae o Korosu' and Hn' written on it* Anything beyond this is a bonus.
Friezaess: Reeeeeally? :)
Trowa: What exactly are you thinking?
Friezaess: Weeeeell remember that little song paradoy I did with Wufei a while back?
Wufei: *muttering something about injustice and katanas*
*everyone sweatdrops*
Friezaess: Well, I've just decided to do another one! And guess who's gonna be staring in it? *casts a wicked grin at Heero*
Heero: Don't even try it.
Friezaess: Hey Heero, remember the last episode where you were in Wing Zero about to destroy that section of Libra?
Heero: Hn.
Friezaess: And remember *this* bit? *presses play on her tape recorder*
Heero (on the tape): I will I will I will I WILL SURVIVE!! *followed by blasting and booming sounds*
Friezaess: *presses stop* I was thinking that reminds me of a song!
Quatre: This sounds interesting.
Friezaess: Oh, it's more than just interesting, my dear Quatre. It is *presses play* HEERO IN LEATHER!! I present to you, Heero (in leather) performing I Will Survive'!
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*cheesy piano intro*
*Heero appears dressed in tight, black leather pants and halter neck top. If you thought Spandex was bad, you should see THIS! Once again the boys are playing instruments- Trowa on piano, Quatre on saxophone, Wufei on drums and Duo on guitar.*
Heero: *singing*
At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
When that damn freaky Zero System took over my mind
But then I spent so many battles kicking Epyon's arse
And I grew fast- and then ol' Zechs came in last
So now I'm back, from outerspace
I just walked in the Wing Zero with a mad look upon my face
This Zero System's really great, it's become my best mate
Just watch those damn OZ M.S. go down while I slowly go insane
But now, oh no! Watch Libra go!
It's gonna crash into Earth thanks to my long-time foe
Weren't you the one who tried to kill me in Tallgeese?
You think I'd stuff up? You think I would rest in peace?
Oh no not I! I will survive!
Oh, as long as I know how to kill, I know I'll stay alive.
I've got all my guns to fire,
And I've got Zero System on hire
I'll survive, I will survive!
Hey hey...
It took all of Wing-y's strength not to fall apart
Duo: Hee hee, Wing-y'!
Heero:
But I knew I was gonna win right from the very start
And I grabbed my Buster Rifle and aimed it at Libra's remains
I could've died
But then I blew the thing sky high!
And you see me, in Wing Zero
I won like always, the Perfect Soldier, not to mention hero
So you felt like dropping Libra to cause havoc on Earth
Well now who's laughing, Zechs, you bloody lame-ass masquerading jerk!
Friezaess: Dude, that's *harsh*!!
Heero:
Go on now go, detonate yourself
But something tells me you'll be back again in Endless Waltz'
Aren't you the one who always ends up paired with Trieze?
Oh, my mistake- I meant to say Wufei!
Wufei: Injustice! Damn 5X13'ers!!
Heero:
Oh, but I! I will survive!
Oh as long as I have Zero System, from you I'll never hide
I've got all my guns ablaze
Zero's gonna be the latest craze
I'll survive, I will survive!
Oh-oh
Go on now go, walk out the door.
Thanks to me defeating you there is no longer any war
Other pilots: Hey! What about us?! :(
Heero:
Well maybe the other characters did something
The pilots were attacking, while Relena kept on yakking
But now I! I will survive!
I'm the main character here, so you just know I'll stay alive,
I've got ol' Wing on stand-by
I'll make all of OZ cry
And I'll survive, I will survive!
*no longer singing*
I will I will I WILL
Everybody in unison: I WILL SURVIVE!!!
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Friezaess: *presses stop on the tape recorder* Ah, another day, another successful humiliation of a GW character.
Heero: Omae o Korosu, and can someone give me a hand out of these leather pants? They're not coming off O_o
Pilots: *backing away slowly*
Friezaess: Oh, I'll be glad ta help you out there, Heero ^_~
Heero: Hn. On second thoughts, maybe I'll just rub some some vaseline on my legs and hope for the best. But when I'm finished
Friezaess: Yeah yeah, I know- omae o korosu.
Heero: *grumbles and walks off*
Trowa: well, at least I didn't have to watch Wufei's bum this time round.
Wufei: Don't think I've forgotten that little incident', onna! As soon as I find my katanas, I'll slice you up into confetti! *goes off to find his swords*
Friezaess: *brings katanas out from behind her back* Heh heh. He'll be busy for a while ^.^
Duo: My, you are evil!
Friezaess: Yeah, I know! ^_^
Quatre: All right, can we please wrap this up? Sailor Moon' comes on in five minutes!
Friezaess: I ain't even going to TOUCH that one! ^_~
THE END
