The year is 99999. Sicko Products are everywhere. They can do anything. 09/09/999

"We must all grieve today. Shaggy was killed by a Black Hole. It's unknown how he wasn't able to escape from the vortex coming from it. Some say the evil being known as Matt has returned. Other rep-" The TV is turned off. "Now this calls for the strongest!" Feet slam onto the ground. "Eye'm teh strongest after all!" Cirno was a little ice fairy who always claimed to be the strongest. Cirno swiftly left her house. Overhead a storm started to brew. Thunder struck her house! Yet again her house blows up. "Why can't they just leave my house alone?" Cirno asks. A thunder loving spirit drifted down from above. Cirno sees it after looking around. "Perfect Freeze!" Cirno yells. Every single shot she fires misses the spirit. Cirno gets visibly angry. "Diamond Blizzard!" She yells. All of it misses the Spirit again. The spirit sticks it's tongue out. Cirno's anger gets the best of her and she attempts to punch the spirit as if it's some big meanie. Her punch passes right through the Spirit as expected. The Spirit strikes Cirno with thunder KOing her. Doctor Phil walks by. "Not again…" Phil says when he sees Cirno. Phil revives Cirno with a Sicko Healer. Cirno wakes up to see doctor Phil. "Shaggy! He is dead! Matt!" Cirno is visibly freaking out. Phil attempts to calm her down but fails horribly. Phil decides to knock her out for a few days. Cirno unsuspecting, gets knocked out by a Sicko Coma. Phil teleports Cirno to the centre of the universe. Doctor Phil with his glorious bald head inherited 1% of Shaggy's power. He is the only one who could contain Shaggy's power. "Hmm… What could revive Shaggy?" Phil wonders. Doctor Phil travels to the Temporal Tower. "I'll need a good ally if I plan on going up this tower. Going alone is suicide." Phil says aloud. He gets out his cellphone. He makes a call. Within half an hour the one and only Simon Belmont arrived. They enter the Temporal Tower to see various monsters roaming the first floor. "I thought this was a sacred place." Simon said. Doctor Phil pulled out a sword. "We'll need to cut a way through Simon." Phil said. Simon pulls out his Whip. They slash and whip through the monsters. They advance to the second floor after an hour of exploration. "I don't feel so good…" Simon says. "I need a good old sandwich or something." Simon adds. Doctor Phil opens his bag. Inside are two Durians. "Oh God why Phil?" Simon asks preemptively plugging his nose. "Don't worry! My cooking already killed the scent." Phil says. Simon unplugs his nose to find that the Durian hasn't emitted any of its stench. They enjoy a nice lunch. The second floor seemingly contains no monsters. When they see the stairs Simon run towards them not realizing he set off a pressure plate. Giant walls surround them. Along with the walls a lone enemy appears. "Here's where it ends for you." Oersted, the Demon King blocks the path of Simon and Phil. "Didn't you help us long ago Oersted? Why don't you help us again?" Phil asks. "...I am no longer Oersted. I am something more powerful… !" Oersted turns around and wildly slashes at Phil and Simon. Phil dodges but Simon is hit by a slash. Simon is knocked to dangerously low HP in a single blow. Simon in desperation decides to use the most powerful attack he has. "Phil! Throw him at me!" He yells. "I got you!" Phil yells back. Phil manages to grab Oersted which causes him to be stabbed by Oersted's Brion. He throws him into Simon. "Grand Cross!" Simon yells. Oersted takes heavy damage from Simon's attack. Phil jumps in and uses Oersted's sword against him! Simon falls unconscious from the exertion. Oersted slowly gets up. Phil prepares to fight him for even longer. Oersted suddenly falls to his knees. "I won't ever win huh? Not even in the universe… Alicia… I'll be with you soon…" Oersted then teleports away. The walls dissipate and Phil picks up Simon.

Chapter 2: Reversal of Death

Phil after a few hours finally puts Simon down. He had managed to reach the 35th floor. "*Yawn* Wait… Are we at the top floor?" Simon says. Phil places a blue orb on a pedestal. "Dialga! We need your help!" Phil yells. Dialga creates a rift in time to enter this world. It slams into the ground in front of Phil. "Shaggy has died! You need to bring him back!" Dialga though it can't speak projects it's thoughts into its target's mind. "Even I cannot do that… You need to use Shenron." Phil throws a quick ball at Dialga due to anger. He captures Dialga by mistake. "O-oops... " Phil says before he throws the ball. Dialga comes out of it. Phil shatters the ball after that. "Alright Phil, Don't do that again otherwise i'm spoiling Endgame 9 for you." Phil reels back after that threat. Dialga reverses time to before they entered the Tower. Phil and Simon start the search for the 7 Dragon balls. They quickly realize that all 7 of them are in Shaggy's house. Doctor Phil quickly grabs onto Simon and teleports to Shaggy's house. They enter Shaggy's house. A ghostly figure appears. "You… Musn't be here…" The figure says with a cold, deathly tone. Simon throws a cross at the figure. "Ow! You baka! That hurt!" The figure runs up to them. It was Shaggy's maid Felicia. She trips breaking several plates she was holding. "Not again…" Felicia says in dismay. Simon swiftly explains what has happened. "What?! Lord Shaggy?" She yells while shocked. Phil heads to the room clearly marked "Like, Dragon Balls in here!" on the map of Shaggy's house. Once Phil gets inside he finds 6/7 of the Balls. "Where could that last one be?" Phil asks Felicia. "Lord Shaggy always let me keep one in my house. Let me go get it!" Felicia opens an outrealm gate and enters her house. She quickly leaps out to end up slamming her face into the floor. Felicia remains silent but hands the ball the Doctor Phil. With the outrealm gate still open, invaders from her world start flowing out. Felicia sits up to realize it. "We've got trouble!" She yells. Simon starts fighting them off while Phil prepares the ritual to summon Shenron. "Begone monster!" Simon yells as he whips one of them. Simon defeats all of the monsters and Phil succeeds in the ritual. "Shenron! You need to revive Shaggy!" Phil yells at the gigantic Dragon. "He's already alive though." Shenron goes back into the dragon balls. "Impossible! Matt killed him!" Phil and Simon simultaneously say. Shaggy appears before them. "Like, this is my hologram! I'm currently visiting SR-388! I'll send another hologram when I can!" The hologram fades away. The message was sent 2 minutes ago. "SR-388 has a connection? I thought a message from there would take days!" Phil says. Simon is dumbfounded.

Chapter 3: Megalomania

Shaggy turns his hologram off. "Like, that Matt bastard really needs to stop doing this shit. I'm sick of having to come to random planets to try and find him." Shaggy says quietly. Shaggy runs into a warp room. He activates the warp leading to Tourian. "Like, I bet he'll be down here!" Shaggy leave the warp room and gets swarmed by space pirates. Shaggy takes out his favorite "Anti-Arden" blade and swiftly dispatches the pirates. "Like, that was no challenge at all!" Shaggy laughs. He opens a door leading to a nest of Metroids. "Like, Cirno taught me this one! Perfect Freeze!" Shaggy freezes all of the Metroids solid. Shaggy remembers that he needs to blow them up after freezing them. He pulls out a grenade. "Like, YEET!" Shaggy yells while throwing the grenade. All of the Metroids all die from the blast. The nest however remained intact. "Like, how's about THIS?!" Shaggy opens a miniature black hole. It sucks the entire nest inside of it along with some of the ground. "Like, my power is amazing!" Shaggy yells. He enters another door. He sees someone familiar. "Like, Samus! Whats up?" Samus remains silent. Shaggy immediately realizes it's not Samus. It turns around. "Like, Your the SA-X!" Shaggy yells while charging at SA-X. The SA-X swiftly dodges and shoots the X-Super Missile. Shaggy gets hit but takes no damage. Shaggy has been at 4% of his power just to avoid damage. "Like, You are dead!" Shaggy yells. He slashes completely through the SA-X. The SA-X is turned back into its base form. "Like, Matt isn't here. I need to try another portal." Shaggy creates another portal. "Like, ZOOOOOOINKS!" Shaggy's portal brings him to Dracula's castle. "Wh-Whoa!" A new face yells as Shaggy exits the portal. Shaggy quickly rushes past the blonde man and his mage ally and proceeds to charge into the castle. After exploring for a while Shaggy encounters Death. "You humans need to learn that Lord Dracula cannot be defeated!" Death yells. He summons 100s of sickles. "You soul will be mine!" Death shoots every sickle at Shaggy. They all bounce off as if they were paper airplanes. Shaggy flicks Death sealing him away. Shaggy rushes to the top of the castle. "Like, no door can keep me out!" he says. He snaps the door to dracula's room in two. Inside there's someone other than Dracula… "Like, Soma! Did you already kill Dracula?" Shaggy askes. Soma shoots hellfire at Shaggy. "Like, I see. Looks like I'll have to kill you now." Shaggy zooms up to Soma. He punches Soma once and Soma instantly dies. Shaggy notices the corner in the room. "Like, I think that spot is perfect. Shaggy proceeds to start backwards long jumping. He builds up speed for 12 hours. He then jumps into the air and instantly gets flung into a medieval world. "Continue your apologies from the bottom of the abyss Oersted!" A mysterious mage yells. Shaggy punches the Mage in the face. The Mage explodes. "You, Shaggy. Must you interfere with the Demon King?" This voice booms throughout the area. Oersted looking confused attempts to attack Shaggy. "Like, hold on! You aren't the Oersted I know." Shaggy says. Oersted remains silent. "Like, trying to change your fate huh?" Shaggy asks. "Like, I forgot that you were mute." Oersted nods slowly. "Like, Take this sword. It will kill the demon king. I'll rewind this planet's time too." Oersted slowly takes the blade. "Like, don't look so down! You'll finally be the hero, not the demon!" Shaggy says enthusiastically. Shaggy rewinds the time of the planet. Oersted finally got his chance to have his happy ending. But what about Shaggy? "Like, I still need to find that Matt bastard. he WILL pay for stealing my sandwich."

Chapter 4: The curse of the Windmill

After saving this version of Oersted, Shaggy opens another portal. "Like, HERRE WE GOOOO!" He yells during the teleportation. He notices he is in a particularly blocky world. "Like, what is this? Roblox?" Shaggy asks. "No it's Minecraft." A Minecraft version of Shaggy appears right in front of him. Shaggy reels back in disgust. "I have no power thanks to these BASTARDS." Blocky-Shag says. Shaggy snaps his fingers and kills the terrible clone. "Like, this place is stupid." Shaggy opens up another portal. After another teleport, Shaggy falls down onto the ground. "Like, where's my soft landing?" Shaggy realizes he is actually on the ceiling of some mansion. "Like, what? Did someone shift gravity here?" "Look out Barry! It's a monster!" Someone yells. "I have THIS!" another voice yells as he fires a magnum at Shaggy. All the bullets bounce off of Shaggy. "Like, I'm a god! Your bullets won't hurt me!" Shaggy snaps at the two. Shaggy changes his gravity to the "ground". He bursts through doors leaving the duo alone. "What WAS that?" "I don't know Barry…" Shaggy gets attacked by a zombie moments later. He kicks the head off of the zombie like a soccer ball. "Like, Goal!" Shaggy yells. Running through a few more room shows that this entire mansion is stuffed full of zombies. "Like, I've got it! This stuff and go through walls and ceilings!" Shaggy prepares for a moment. "Like, Hydro Storm!" Holy Water rains from above annihilating all the zombies in the mansion. Shaggy finds a neat looking key. "Like, Hmm. This key doesn't seem to be from this world." He says to himself. He opens his final portal for now. He ends up at the Temporal Tower somehow! "Like, this was supposed to lead to Nanairo…" He says to himself. He looks around realizing Temporal Tower isn't the same. "Like, why is it this odd Chroma colour?" He asks. He quickly realizes he is in the lost Windmill's Tower. The moment he takes a single step he immediately feels horrid. "You who steps into my tower… You will have my curse… The curse of Windmill… If you want to live… GET TO THE TOP!" A booming voice yells. Shaggy falls to his knees in pain. He attempts to teleport but it seemed to have no effect. He slowly gets up. He starts running. The pain is weighing him down significantly. He manages to get up to the top floor, barely able to stand. "Hmph… So you actually made it…" The voice stops. "Now… FOR YOUR TRUE CHALLENGE!" Gilgamesh appears behind him. "Milord! Do you remember me? It's me! Gilgamesh!" Shaggy gets lost in his thoughts. "Like, yeah! You guarded part of my castle when Captain Falcon was hellbent of becoming a god! You still failed though." "You won't stop me this time though milord!" Gilgamesh pulls out Excalipur. He slashes at Shaggy and deals exactly ONE damage. "Dammit! Of course it's a fake!" Shaggy pulls out the real Excalibur and slashes Gilgamesh instantly beating him. "Even that weak… You won…? Impossible! IMPOSSSSSIBLEEEE!" Shaggy instantly get restored from the curse. Shaggy leaps into the air reveling in his victory. He opens another portal. "Like, I wonder what my servant Doctor Phil is doing right now?"