Fairytale Gone Bad

A/N: Takes place after the 6th to last episode of Angel in Season 5. In Angel's point of view to start off.

Chapter 1: Story Time!

"Okay, just so I know about some of your past, lets go over it." Hamilton probed. He was replacing Eve, and now, was getting to know everyone. Oh joy.

"How long ago?"I asked a bit irritated. Who likes being drilled about they're personal life? I know I don't.

"8-9 years at least.."

"I'd rather not talk about it," I replied and sat behind my desk. That was both the best, and the worst time period. It was around the Buffy time period. But Spike, loud mouth Spike was there to pitch in.

"I can fill you in," Spike jumped in, while leaning against the wall. Hamilton turned to look at him immediately, he looked like a hunger crazed dog that just found a piece of meat. After seeing what else was out there, I think everyone here wants Eve back. "Well, it started out with Buffy, I'm sure you've heard of her, the vampire slayer," he began. Then in a cocky, mimicking voice he added, "Angel vowed to protector her no matter what!"

"Spike, shut up," I snapped. I was wrong about everyone else wanting Eve back for everyone else in the room was enjoying the new stories they were going to be told like Hamilton. But that's my life, and my secret, like it would ever come back and make me tell the story. Meaning, Buffy's not going to come back, so no one needs to know. Plus, the people he wanted to know least of all were there: Lindsay, Eve, Harmony, Ilyeria, and Wesley. Now Wesley knows some of the story, but I'm not quite sure how much.

Not paying attention to me at all, he went on, "He followed her to Sunnyhell, I mean Sunnydale, and told what was going on in the "evil" world. At first she thought he was very annoying. Then began to like peaches here, of course he was already head over heals in love with her!"

"Spike, shut up!" I yelled. Like it would help. Spike's little mind listens to no one but himself. It is very annoying at times.

"No! The man wants to learn about! Since you won't, I'll educate him!" he yelled. This was going to be a very embarrassing day for me, and I might even get stupid little pranks pulled on me. He went on anyway, "Well, the little Willow Rosenberg, the slayer's best friend, yelled at him for not asking her out. He-"

"How the hell do you know this stuff?"

"I'm good like that," he replied with a smirk, "He gave in and asked her out, they fell in love."

"There we go, the end. Now let's get to work!" But that didn't work.

"If that the end, why isn't she here right now Ang?" Lindsay asked. God I hate him, I figured when I cut off his hand he would be more appreciative, but it got worse.

"Because it's not the end," Spike countered. He gave me a quick glare, then got back to his story. "They got groiny," god groiny, who says that? Groiny, they got groiny, "he lost his soul overall. You know became Angelus. Buffy had to kill him, but before he got sent back to hell, Willow, the witch I told you about earlier, restored his soul, so hell rejected him, bringing him back. They got together again, after being friends didn't work." I had given up long since this point. Why do I even try to shut him up? It never works. "But that's not all my friends!" he shouted. It sounded like he should be announcing in a wrestling ring or something, only getting money for telling the rest. "He left her to come her, and even told her he didn't love her anymore!" he shouted. The whole room gasped as if it were a movie and planned. "That was real heartless peaches."

"You don't know the whole thing, sunshine."

"What you had to break the slayers heart?"

"Would you rather the world end?" I snapped back. That was enough, so I got up to leave the room, until Spike spoke again.

"Did she tell you she slept with me after you left? And I didn't leave, or try to destroy the world."

"She wouldn't."

"Oh, but she would. She would many times," he replied. He was rubbing it in, and doing a damn fine job at it. But then he said the unthinkable. "Your little whore slept with me."

That was it, I quickly walked over to the cocky S.O.B. and kneed him in the groin. "What did you call her?"

"Aww calling her the vampire whore hits you nerves?" he asked. Not enough pain. I punched as hard as I possibly could at that point, making him thud to the ground. Someone came bursting through the door, startling everyone.

"What did you call me?" the familiar blonde slayer asked. I turned around quickly, it couldn't be, why would she be here?