/My Emo Corber =w=/

I absolutely LOVEEE Llamas With Hats by SecretAgentBob. This man right here is a genius! He created Charlie the Unicorn, Llamas With Hats AND my latest favourite, Marshmallow People! So I decided to combine two of my favourite things, Fairy Tail, and Llamas With Hats. I decided to make Erza the epic one and Gray the crazy one. It was really fun to write, haha! So basically, this story is all the fun of Fairy Tail mages, but with the added comfort of hats! Please read and review desu!

Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING. The script of Llamas With Hats belongs to SecretAgentBob ONLY. The characters belong to the all awesome creator of Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima.

Erza walked into the empty guild. Everyone had gone off somewhere since it was the special Fairy Tail field trip day. Only Erza and Gray had stayed behind. Natsu had dared both of them to wear these ridiculous joke of hats the whole day. Suddenly, Erza stopped and stared at the sight before her. She was so shocked that the silly hat that Natsu dared her to wear almost fell off. She sighed and stared at Gray, who was standing beside the body of a dead cat with several stab wounds in his chest. It was peculiar. Very peculiar indeed.

"Graaaaaaaaayyyyy, why is there a dead Exsheed in our guild?" She folded her arms and looked at the ice mage.

Gray's eyes darted from the dead Exsheed to Erza, "Oh, hey! How did he get here?"

"Graaaaaaaaaaayyyy! What did you do?" Erza dreaded the thought.

"Me?" Gray said as he started to sweat, "Not- that- I didn't do this!"

Erza started to get angry... "Explain what happened, Gray!"

"I have NEVER seen this Exsheed before in my life."

"Why did you kill this Exsheed, Gray?"

"I do NOT kill people. That is... that is my least favourite thing to do."

Erza face-palmed and sighed. "Tell me, Gray, exactly what you were doing before I walked into the guild."

Gray took a deep breath. "Alright, well, I- I was upstairs."

"Okay."

"I was... uh... sitting at a table."

"Yes"

"Reading a book."

Erza raised an eyebrow. "You? Reading a book?"

"Well, yeah, I like to read. S-sometimes."

"Okay then, go on."

"And uh, this Exsheed walked in."

"Okay."

"So I went up to him."

"Yeeeeeesssss."

"And... I, uh, I... stabbed him thirty-seven times in the chest."

Erza's face wore a shocked expression and she groaned, "Graaaaaaayyyyy, that kills people!"

"Oh! Oh wow! I- I didn't know that!"

"How could you not know that?"

"Yeeeeaaaahhh, I'm in the wrong ear. I suck."

Erza stared at the body again and noticed something missing. "What happened to his hands?"

"What's that?"

"His hands. Why- why are they missing?"

"Well, I uh... I kinda uh... cooked them up. And ate them."

"!"

"Well, I- I was hungry, and well, you know, when you crave hands that's-"

"Why on Earth would you do that?"

"I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break!"

"Graaaaaayyyy-"

"My stomach was making the rumblies..."

"Gray."

"That only hands would satisfy."

"What is wrong with you, Gray?"

Gray shrugged. "Well. I- I kill people and I eat hands. That's- That's two things."

/My Emo Corner =w=/

Hoped you enjoyed it! I enjoyed writing it A LOT! Please review! Thank you desu!