Welcome to the Ouron high school Host Club's Official Blog's "Free Write" page

the below are various literary art pieces written by the host club which were posted online in the hopes of entertaining their guests even as they are studying abroad. Please enjoy.


A sweet lymeric from Honey-senpai

There once was a girl named Haruhi

with eyes like chocolate cake!

She used to never loose laugh nor tear

Homework, grades, and what was at stake

Thats all that she thought of, oh dear!

Comments:

HaruhiFujioka: A weapon of war

A bunny for peace

Cake in the boudoir?

Oh save me a piece!

#honorstudent

CakeLover69: Yay! I love it! 0:)

Thing1: Well played, Haruhi-chan

Thing2: Honor student for the win

CallmeKING: yes, Haruhi, my dove! That was brilliant! Like all things you shine with the light of a thousand suns!

Thing2: Hikaru, Isn't that a card from Cards Against Humanity?

Thing1: It is, my dear brother. Tamaki-sempai, what Are you insinuating?

CallmeKING: I would never insinuate anything you devlish dopplegangers!

Ky0ya0tori: In the interest of preserving the club's image and because I am your friend, Tamaki. Shut up.


Haikus

From Hikaru to freak out Tamaki

The sound of the drums

The memory of the dead

It will haunt you all!

Comments:

CallmeKING: I AM NOT Freaked Out.

Thing1: Liar.

Thing2: liar.

CakeLover69:liar.

Shiro-not-shota: Lie- are.

mori: -_-

CallmeKING: Stop silently judging me! I AM NOT FREAKED OUT!

Ky0ya0tori: What did I just say?

HaruhiFujioka: And the lesson here kids, Learn to quit while you're ahead. #honorstudent


Kouru thinking of fondly of his school back home

In walls of bright pink

Students with too much time are

Animals in blue

Comments:

Thing1: Oh you're an animal alright

Thing2: Oh, hikaru-

classA prez: You guys, this really isn't appropriate...

Thing1: So you Don't want to hear how far my brother and me can take an online seduction?

classA prez: "My brother and I"

Thing2: So you DO Ship Twincest!

classA prez: ineversaidthat !

Thing1: I knew you had to be into something kinky~

classA prez: Please, I'm really not into you two. D':

HaruhiFujioka: Knock it off you, two. We're skyping and I can literally see him crying.


Kyouya being his version of "sentimental" at Nekozawa's request for the Black Magic Club

I once dreamed of death

Woke finding myself alive

I wished I dreamed still

Comments:

classA prez: is it me or are some of these haikus truly creepy? I hate scary things…

Nekozawa X: the darkly malevolent ones were made apon my request. It is gratifying!

Rengae#1: of course we can blame you for such absolutely unnecessary creepiness.

CallmeKING: Ms. Manager! what do you think you are doing, bullying our beloved senpai?

Rengae#1: SOMEBODY has to maintain the quality of the content of our site, you Phony Prince!

HaruhiFujioka: Manager, Please be nice?

CallmeKING: Oh thank you for coming to aid me, Haruhi! I knew you cared! You are an angel! A compassionate being beyond my wildest-

Rengae#1: OH PLEASE!

HaruhiFujioka: Cut it out or so help me, I will Tag Kyoya-senpai.