Welcome to the Ouron high school Host Club's Official Blog's "Free Write" page
the below are various literary art pieces written by the host club which were posted online in the hopes of entertaining their guests even as they are studying abroad. Please enjoy.
A sweet lymeric from Honey-senpai
There once was a girl named Haruhi
with eyes like chocolate cake!
She used to never loose laugh nor tear
Homework, grades, and what was at stake
Thats all that she thought of, oh dear!
Comments:
HaruhiFujioka: A weapon of war
A bunny for peace
Cake in the boudoir?
Oh save me a piece!
#honorstudent
CakeLover69: Yay! I love it! 0:)
Thing1: Well played, Haruhi-chan
Thing2: Honor student for the win
CallmeKING: yes, Haruhi, my dove! That was brilliant! Like all things you shine with the light of a thousand suns!
Thing2: Hikaru, Isn't that a card from Cards Against Humanity?
Thing1: It is, my dear brother. Tamaki-sempai, what Are you insinuating?
CallmeKING: I would never insinuate anything you devlish dopplegangers!
Ky0ya0tori: In the interest of preserving the club's image and because I am your friend, Tamaki. Shut up.
Haikus
From Hikaru to freak out Tamaki
The sound of the drums
The memory of the dead
It will haunt you all!
Comments:
CallmeKING: I AM NOT Freaked Out.
Thing1: Liar.
Thing2: liar.
CakeLover69:liar.
Shiro-not-shota: Lie- are.
mori: -_-
CallmeKING: Stop silently judging me! I AM NOT FREAKED OUT!
Ky0ya0tori: What did I just say?
HaruhiFujioka: And the lesson here kids, Learn to quit while you're ahead. #honorstudent
Kouru thinking of fondly of his school back home
In walls of bright pink
Students with too much time are
Animals in blue
Comments:
Thing1: Oh you're an animal alright
Thing2: Oh, hikaru-
classA prez: You guys, this really isn't appropriate...
Thing1: So you Don't want to hear how far my brother and me can take an online seduction?
classA prez: "My brother and I"
Thing2: So you DO Ship Twincest!
classA prez: ineversaidthat !
Thing1: I knew you had to be into something kinky~
classA prez: Please, I'm really not into you two. D':
HaruhiFujioka: Knock it off you, two. We're skyping and I can literally see him crying.
Kyouya being his version of "sentimental" at Nekozawa's request for the Black Magic Club
I once dreamed of death
Woke finding myself alive
I wished I dreamed still
Comments:
classA prez: is it me or are some of these haikus truly creepy? I hate scary things…
Nekozawa X: the darkly malevolent ones were made apon my request. It is gratifying!
Rengae#1: of course we can blame you for such absolutely unnecessary creepiness.
CallmeKING: Ms. Manager! what do you think you are doing, bullying our beloved senpai?
Rengae#1: SOMEBODY has to maintain the quality of the content of our site, you Phony Prince!
HaruhiFujioka: Manager, Please be nice?
CallmeKING: Oh thank you for coming to aid me, Haruhi! I knew you cared! You are an angel! A compassionate being beyond my wildest-
Rengae#1: OH PLEASE!
HaruhiFujioka: Cut it out or so help me, I will Tag Kyoya-senpai.
