"Sheldon Swifties VI: "The Submission Refraction…"
Summary: Brief bits, not necessarily connected…Possibly related to the idea that sooner or later I plan to pit Sheldon against junior adult fiction's greatest inventor…
Disclaimer: What's Chuck's is Chuck's…No infringement intended…
"Let me understand this…Lesley…" Sheldon eyed her as she beamed on him…
"You're asking that I forgive you for all past unkindness and accept an offer of sexual gratification as an apology…"
"That's about it in a nutshell, tall, pasty, and bearable…" smile…
"And I'm supposed to believe this isn't some prank where you and several minions aren't waiting to paintball me in the face at close range…?"
"Sheldon…The Higgs-Boson confirmation does it for me…" she sighed… "You were right, I was wrong…And the winning side hath charms and grant appropriations that doth soothe the savage…And I mean savage, boy…Winkle…In short, I give…And really will give…" smile…
"But…I have a female companion…Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler…"
"Fowler's a female?...I'd never guessed…And would never have thought you'd catch on…Come on, Coop…Who's gonna know if we do the nasty…For years…On the side…"
"I'll know…And given my abhorrence for lying, Amy would know very shortly…No…"
"Come on…" seductive leer… "Don't tell me you haven't thought about it since the first day we met in the parking lot and I said I was available…Before you asked if I was a fellow professor or the parking attendant undergoing a peak in her sexual cycle and I told you to go suck a rotting duck's egg…"
"No…Never…"
"Not once…Come on…Shelly…"
"I only love Amy Farrah Fowler…Avaunt, thing of evil!...Begone!..." He hurried for his office, opening, rushing in, slamming door…
"Oh…Whatever…Doofus…" she sighed…Glaring…Then stalked off…Defeated…
("I told you Sheldon wouldn't let you down!..." Penny to Amy from an empty classroom down the hall where Lesley had sneeringly challenged them to wait and watch her fell the overbearingly flowering since Higgs-Boson, Sheldonus Cooperius…
"I suppose…" Amy, pensive…
"Come on, he was terrific…" Penny grinned…
"Yes…But now my hormonal urges demand I kill my rival and that's not a good thing…Is it?..."
"Technically?...Eh, I dunno…But considering the bitch nearly married Leonard on his first rebound from me…I'll be glad to lend a…Hey, hi, Lesley…" she beamed…)
