Church was not pleased in the least. He was a very proud member of the Institute and he would always remain that way. The fact that Jace had handed him off to Alec for some ridiculous reason, that he had been taken from his rightful place as ruler of the Institute and shoved into such an ostentatious apartment with an even more obnoxious looking warlock only added salt to his wounded pride. He leaped onto a bar counter conveniently place in pretty much the center of the rather small space he now found himself in to survey his new domain. He growled at the size, although this may have been large as a home, he was used to the Institute and it's labyrinth of rooms and hallways. He stiffened as he spotted a ridiculously tiny feline shoot in from outside the door. He glared imperiously at the small white fluff blur, then stuck his nose in the air and curled up. His eyes shot open once more as he felt a small bundle of warmth press to his side.

"See Magnus, I told you this wouldn't be a problem, they're cuddled up nicely together. It's adorable, really." Church stared, unable to comprehend that this thing just curled up on him and that his stupid Shadowhunter thought they were cute together. Surely the world must have come to a complete halt?

"Alec, darling, are you paying attention to him? Your cat is going to eat mine, he's giving him a look!" The glittering warlock scooped up the fuzz ball and cooed at him ridiculously. "Don't worry Chairman Meow, I won't let that big grumpy cat get you." Church hissed and snapped at the pair, and Magnus quickly decided his cat would stay in their room.

Several days later, after various failed attempts at having sex, Magnus told Chairman Meow he was going to have to suck it up and kicked him out of the bedroom. Church lazily watched with one golden eye open, mirth radiating from him. He watched the small cat huddle down and slowly got up, stalking over to him. Chairman Meow's very blue eyes widened comically before he went streaking across the room and into another, Church quickly giving chase. They leaped up onto the table, knocking a container over in the process. The lavender fluid it had contained spread across the table and down the floor, and as the cats sped around the room, they slipped in it and found themselves stuck. The two felines bit at the viscous substance to no avail, and soon after found themselves passed out.


Church blearily opened his eyes and looked around at his oddly downsized surroundings. He blinked in confusion, then turned to look at the small white cat that had been stuck with him. Instead, he was met with a rather short naked human, pale skin sticky with the liquid they were laying in. His fluffy snow white hair was disheveled and covered in it as well. Before Church had a chance to really ponder who this human was or why he didn't look bigger than him, bright cobalt blue eyes opened and darted about before settling on him. His eyes widened and he looked down at himself and made a noise of distress. He reached up a hand to his head to brush aside his messy hair and flatten it down. Church was surprised to see that what he thought was just an odd shape of hair was actually a set of cat ears and he watched as the pale boy craned his neck to check behind him. He sighed in relief then turned to Church once more.

"I know you aren't very fond of me, but if you could maybe not chase me around for now, it would be much appreciated." He had a bit of high voice, Church noted, but it wasn't obnoxious. "I really shouldn't have bolted in here, this is Magnus's work space, and there's all sorts of things in here, and now we've gotten affected by it. We're going to have to find clothes and try to deal with this later. Baths definitely, this stuff is so sticky! I want to see what I look like too! I hope I'm rather cute like I was before." He giggled and Church just stared, trying to wrap his head around what was going on. "After all, you look rather nice. All grey and brooding, but very handsome. C'mon sit up, we need to get cleaned off and explain to Magnus and Alec what happened. Ah he's going to be so mad!" Church just looked at his hands, wondering whether he would like this change or not, not noticing Chairman Meow slipping away.


"Alec, he's not outside the door." Magnus looked back at his boyfriend accusingly. Alec sighed, and got up to join him.

"Magnus, Church did not-Magnus what the hell is a naked guy doing in your apartment?"

"Alec, we just-What the fuck?" Magnus strode over to the white haired boy. "Who are you and how did you get in here?"

"Uh, well see, Church was chasing me and we went into your work room, and we knocked over some purple liquid, then we slipped in it, and now we're like this..." Magnus stared at him for a moment before sighing.

"Don't worry darling, it's just our cat. Church is probably still in my work room in the same state." He turned back to the Chairman. "As for you, go wash off. You know how things work, go do it. I'll have some clothes for you in a spare bedroom. Tell Church. Alec and I are going out, I need a drink." He turned and walked back into his bedroom, pulling Alec in and firmly shut and locked the door.


A/N: I really don't know. I was reading the Infernal Devices, saw Church was in it and was like WHAT, and then decided for some strange reason, to see if someone had written fanfiction about it. No such luck. However I did notice there was Church and Chairman Meow fanfiction. And none of them seemed to involve the two as humans. So I decided to write it. /shot