This is my first Fanfiction story, so if it stinks, that's why. But it shouldn't. I hope. And you don't even want to know how long it took me to figure out how to upload things on here. It's not funny.

Disclaimer: I don't own The Fairly Odd Parents or any of its characters.

Chapter 1

Piper Johenson's life was filled with left-overs, rushing to catch the bus, and long car rides to unknown places.

Kind of like this one.

"Hey Dad, where are we going, again?" she asked.

"Dimmsdale, California," her father replied, swerving narrowly around a pothole.

Piper tapped a few keys on her laptop and groaned. "Great. We're moving to a place that doesn't even show up on Google Earth."

Her mother shot her a warning look through the rearview mirror. "Try and have a pleasant attitude about this, Piper. You'll get your own room."

Piper turned around and glanced at the six year old girl who was asleep in the very backseat of the van. Okay, having some space away from her little sister would be nice, she had to admit. Still…

"How much longer?" the light green dog at Piper's side complained quietly, looking up at her with pleading eyes. "You know I hate shape-shifting for too long."

Piper absently patted the dog on the head and chuckled under her breath. "I don't know, Dezzie. I think I just saw the sign for 'Brightsburg.' Dimmsdale's supposed to be near here. We're almost there. I hope."

With a small grunt, the dog curled up in a ball next on the seat next to Piper, who rolled her eyes and closed her laptop. For she wasn't just an ordinary dog. Her name was Desdemona, and she was Piper's fairy godparent.

Just as she drifted off to sleep, Piper had one thought: Dimmsdale is going to be such a bore.

But she couldn't have been more wrong.

Timmy slumped down on the front steps of his house. Vicky had locked him out-again. And she was now in the process of trying to flush his "goldfish" down the toilet. Without success, Timmy presumed with a smirk.

His smile slipped off of his face as reality sunk in. What was he going to do today? His parents were off to a "business meeting," Vicky was babysitting all day (and it's not like he was about to hang out with her), Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof were in a bad predicament with the babysitter herself, Chester was helping his dad install a new porter-potty, and AJ was off taking a college class.

Timmy was alone.

That is, until he saw the moving van. And he saw the most beautiful girl he had ever seen in his life-including Trixie Tang-step out from the backseat, followed by a light green dog. A dog with a small yellow crown on top of its head.

The girl had waist-length brown hair, beautiful hazel eyes, and she wore a red t-shirt, white capri shorts, and a white and red plaid scarf that hung loose around her neck.

Just as he was trying to figure out some kind of not-so-corny pickup line, Vicky slammed open the front door, grabbed Timmy, screamed something unintelligible, and yanked him inside, much to the young boy's dismay.

He had to meet that girl.

Piper flung open the door of her new house, stepped from the main hallway into the living room, and almost fainted. This one room was bigger than her entire old house had been. Literally.

"Nice place," Dezzie commented, happily changing from a dog back into her normal form, at least for the time being. In her fairy form, she had light green eyes/hair, and her hair was pulled into a long, bouncy ponytail. She wore a light blue jacket, a silver t-shirt, and dark blue jeans. Her wings barely moved to keep her afloat.

"I know," agreed Piper, gazing around. Even though a layer of dust covered everything in the room (which wasn't much), and none of the family's furniture had been moved in yet, the place was a heck of a lot nicer than their old home.

"I get the bigger bedroom!" six year old Miranda yelled, dashing into the house and up the stairs, all before Piper could make any sort of reaction.

"No way; I'm older!" she shouted, zipping after her younger sister…and tripping on the stairs, landing flat on her face.

Dezzie sighed, and waved her wand. Piper was back on her feet in an instant. "Thanks," she said to her fairy godparent, before taking off once again-this time being more careful. "Miranda! Get back here!"

Oh, yes. Dimmsdale was going to be very interesting.