Title: Of Pineapples and Good Witches
Summary: Fun with sorcery, the sisters Thropp, and one Miss Galinda Upland.
Author's Notes: Here, have a bonus Sabrina, the Teenage Witch reference.
After their first year, Elphaba managed to convince Madame Morrible to let Nessarose in on their sorcery seminars - she'd let Galinda in, after all, and she blew up sandwiches and turned her textbooks into bananas on a regular basis... by accident, of course.
The headmistress had tutted and shook her head. "My dear Miss Elphaba, this shall be the last favour I do for you - I cannot allow my seminar to be overrun with students, after all!"
And so, both Thropps and the eldest Upland sister learnt how to cast spells, and Galinda figured out how to turn her textbook into a pineapple.
However, the day that Morrible started teaching them offensive and defensive spells was a day she'd soon come to regret - all three of the girls struggled, as evidenced by the ever-widening hole in the wall, largely Nessarose's fault.
So, she returned to teaching them transfiguration. And, after so long, Galinda finally succeeded - she turned her textbook into things that weren't fruit, much to the relief of the sisters Thropp.
Years later, Glinda the Good would look back on this and laugh, before turning to the task at hand and frowning. A small pile of pineapples lay in front of her, with a tag attached, two short messages from Nessarose and Elphaba - both as snarky as the other.
She didn't care what they said, one didn't give pineapples as a birthday or Lurlinemas gift. It was weird.
