Teddy's Secret

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters.

Prologue: It's Beat up Barney time!

BJ: Are you sure go to the kick-@$$ party

Barney: C'mon I know Mr. T, Arafat, Osama Bin Laden, Hitler, Sudam Hussein won't lay a finger on me

-Highwind-

Barret: We better get ready for the party.

Vincent: This shotgun should do the trick.

Barret: Remember last time it took 18 of those to kill his Fat-over weighted-purple-@$$.

Vincent: I'll Take The Rifle

-In another room-

Tifa: Going to the party?

Yuffie: No

Tifa: Free Refreshments. (Turns around

to find the Yuffie gone)

-Shinra Headquarters-

Reeves: There's going to be a party.

Rufus: Kill everybody, take no prisoners, take their money I need new shoes, just because their heads are cut off doesn't mean their dea-

Reeves: Cloud is going to be there.

Rufus (gay voice): Oo Cloud Ooo should I where this skirt no, no this wedding gown.

-Party-

Barney- C'mon my peeps and my homies on my mystical quest, lets play a nice game of chess.

Barret: It's kick @$$ time

(Everybody beats up Barney)