OK, OK, I'll admit it. I could be nicer to Grimm... but... UGH fine I'll tell you the stupid story as to why I'm not:

Chapter 1: The Beginning

I yelled and threw a rock.

How dare they tell me, Puck, the Trickster King that I have to get married to... that horrible, horrible Moth! I thought as I threw another rock.

I really wish I'd been paying attention to where I'd thrown it.

You see I was in my secret place in Central Park. The door to it was hidden in a tree so I honestly thought no one would ever find me. My secret place was just the woods with a big lake in the middle which was where I was.

Anyway, I threw the rock at something (probably a tree but like I said before I wasn't really paying attention) and it bounced back and hit me in the eye.

I yelled a curse word.

Suddenly I heard a giggle.

"Who's there?" I said immediately taking out my wooden sword.

It giggled again.

"Where are you?" I said.

"Try and find me!" the voice said.

It was definitely a girl.

I wanted to pop out my wings and fly around but I had no idea if the girl was some sort of magic or not so I decided against it.

I started walking around and peering behind trees.

"You're never going to find me!" the voice taunted me with yet another giggle.

"Yes I will!" I said.

"No you won't!"

"Oh, shut up!"

Suddenly I had an idea. "No, wait! Don't shut up keep talking."

"Why?"

"Just keep talking!" I said getting annoyed.

"What do I say?"

"Something!" I was gonna kill that kid.

"OK, I'll tell you all about my doggy!"

"OK," I answered.

As she chattered on about her dog I followed the sound of her voice. I followed her voice to a tree near the entrance of my secret place. I looked all around the tree but saw no little girl.

"Hey, you found me!" she suddenly said.

"Um, I sure did!" I said putting on my cocky smile.

Suddenly there was a face in front of me.

I hate to admit it but I screamed like a little girl and fell to the ground.

The girl started laughing as she hung upside down watching me.

"Shut up!" I said.

Then she just hung there some more staring at me with a devilish grin on her face.

I took this silence as a time to study her.

She had wavy blonde hair and blue eyes. Her long hair was hanging down and looked wild and not very tamed. She wasn't anything special so I why did I feel... attracted to her?

"How'd you get in here?" I demanded.

"I was playing hide-and-go-seek with my little sister Diana, and I saw a tree and I climbed it because I knew Di would never find me up in a tree, and I found a hole at the top and I thought about Alice from Alice and Wonderland, so I jumped down to go to Wonderland!" the girl told me.

I rolled my eyes. "THIS ISN'T WONDERLAND!" I yelled at her.

She was staring at me with these eyes. They were burning into me and I couldn't turn away.

"I was guessing this wasn't Wonderland," she said, still burning into me.

"Well, then you're not as stupid as I thought!" I said.

She turned away to pull herself back onto the branch.

"Hey, Kid, it was nice playin' with you but you gotta go NOW!" I said.

"No! I'm staying right here!" she said.

"Oh, no you're not!" I said and started climbing up the tree to where she was.

She giggled and started climbing higher too.

I started climbing as fast as I could but that kid was like a monkey! She was practically jumping from branch to branch.

"You can't catch me!" she taunted as she started reaching the top of the tree.

"Kid, you're gonna fall!" I yelled up at her.

The tops of the trees were always very weak in my secret place. Couldn't the little monkey tell by looking at them?!

"No, I'm - " but she never got to finish because as she sat down on the top branch the whole tree started to tip over and the branch broke.

She was screaming and falling, screaming and falling.

Immediately my instincts kicked in. My pink insect-like wings popped out and I started flying to catch her.

Her screams stopped the second I caught her.

She was looking at me with wide eyes. "You're a... you're a... FAIRY!"

For some reason I felt myself blush. "Shut up!" I muttered as I put her down.

She kept staring at me.

"Where's forgetful dust when you need it?" I muttered to myself yet deep down inside I knew wouldn't have used it on her.

"Who are you?" she whispered.

"Err... Robin Goodfellow!" I said suddenly.

She kept staring at me.

And staring at me.

I was getting really uncomfortable.

Suddenly she grinned. "Robin, can you take me flying again?"