White Phantom: Something me an' my friends just made up for absolutely no
reason.
Disclaimer: I do not own Ganondorf (shudder) who would want to? And I do not own Hyrule, for if I did, it would be named Staceyland. I don't own the Hylians or Zelda (I'd rather own Ganondorf than Zelda!)
Sung to: Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer
Ganondorf the big-nosed bad guy Had a very bi-ig nose
And if you were drunk enough You could even say it glows
All of the other bad guys Used to cackle and call him names (like Ganondork)
They used to dope him u-up And play lots of disturbing games (we won't mention them)
Then one foggy Hyrule eve Zelda ran away
Ganondorf with his nose so big Turned into a giant pig
Then how the Hylians feared him As they cowered on their knees
Ganondorf the big-nosed bad guy You are a to-tal freak.
Disclaimer: I do not own Ganondorf (shudder) who would want to? And I do not own Hyrule, for if I did, it would be named Staceyland. I don't own the Hylians or Zelda (I'd rather own Ganondorf than Zelda!)
Sung to: Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer
Ganondorf the big-nosed bad guy Had a very bi-ig nose
And if you were drunk enough You could even say it glows
All of the other bad guys Used to cackle and call him names (like Ganondork)
They used to dope him u-up And play lots of disturbing games (we won't mention them)
Then one foggy Hyrule eve Zelda ran away
Ganondorf with his nose so big Turned into a giant pig
Then how the Hylians feared him As they cowered on their knees
Ganondorf the big-nosed bad guy You are a to-tal freak.
