White Phantom: Something me an' my friends just made up for absolutely no reason.

Disclaimer: I do not own Ganondorf (shudder) who would want to? And I do not own Hyrule, for if I did, it would be named Staceyland. I don't own the Hylians or Zelda (I'd rather own Ganondorf than Zelda!)

Sung to: Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer

Ganondorf the big-nosed bad guy Had a very bi-ig nose

And if you were drunk enough You could even say it glows

All of the other bad guys Used to cackle and call him names (like Ganondork)

They used to dope him u-up And play lots of disturbing games (we won't mention them)

Then one foggy Hyrule eve Zelda ran away

Ganondorf with his nose so big Turned into a giant pig

Then how the Hylians feared him As they cowered on their knees

Ganondorf the big-nosed bad guy You are a to-tal freak.