AUGUST
The Month of the loons
Sunday August 22
Ginny's bedroom
Raining
12:30 pm
I'm staying at the weaslys this month so naturally Ron and Harry think that they can come in when ever they want . I said in a casual way "Oh Come in Guys, the doors only closed for privacy" they payed no attention. I should put a sign on the bathroom that says " Boobies" and when they walk in, I should lock the door. But honestly do I have put a sign on MY door that says " Go away, I have my painters in" That should draw them away. Dirty little leeches that's what they are
One day they could come barreling through my door, and I could be in the complete nude! I expect that tomorrow morning that a coach load of German tourists in lederhosen coming barreling through my door saying "Guten mornin' hermy."
1:43
Ron would look hilarious in a lederhosen .
1:47
So would Harry
1:50
I'm so witty, what would they do without me ?
They would crumble, that's what.
But even though they would crumble without my witty comebacks, and my enormous brain, they will always be the hero's. Me I'm just the brains and Harry and Ron are the Braun,
There are 4 things Very wrong with my life:
4. I have bushy brown hair
3. According to lavender, I look like olive oil from popie the sailor man. (WONT SHE BE SHOCKED WHEN SHE SEE'S ME THIS YEAR)
2. I have NEVER been kissed
1. My two best friends have just realized I'm a girl.
Their sudden realization may be due to the fact that my Bazooma's have grown to the size of cantalopes.
I can remember Georgia telling me that her mom can balance things on her bust. She said it's very unattractive. That's my girl, always with the visuals. But no, I don't mind having an AMPLE figure, but not too much with the breatesess's. I wouldn't want to knock out somebody, would I ? Well maybe Draco Malfoy.
5:30 pm
and Pansy …..
5:34pm
And Ron at times.
August 24th
Out side
3:16
I'm outside watching Ginny and the boy's Quidditch . They were begging me to come and play, but I don't want to overshadow them with my marvelous skills (or lack there of).
Ginny's pretty good at this game, which isn't a huge surprise, seeing as how she lives with 3 testosterone competitive males (not counting Harry).
I hope she beat's Fred ,George, and Ron so I can see Ron get red in the face . That's probably the one thing I miss most when I go away for the holiday's. Seeing Ron's face distort to resemble a tomato is quite entertaining.
4:30
Ginny and her team won so I ran up to her and gave her a High five and said "Yea Girl Power " ( yea I know really corny , but I speak the truth )
They all looked at me like I was crazy. Honestly the spice girls were one of the biggest selling groups in the 90's you would think they would know who they were. Bloody Idiots.
August 28th
5:20pm
Just got done eating my dinner, well I should say I just got done watching Ron eat my dinner. He look's like a hamster when he stuffs food in his mouth like that. Maybe he doesn't eat his food though; maybe he saves the food in his cheeks and eats it later on. I finally got my Hogwarts letter. No surprise I'm a prefect again. Ron and Harry were expecting me to run around the house like a chicken without a head when I got that nice golden badge. But I didn't and they almost fell off their chairs when I didn't go bonkers. Honestly I don't give a flying pigs bum if I'm a prefect or not (well maybe a little)
Tomorrow we are going to do to Diagon ally to get supplies. Ginny made me promise that I would come with her to some magic makeup supply shop there to get some new robes and makeup. I tried to explain to her that I was ugly enough and make up would only emphasize my enormously huge bushy hair and huge bazooma's . They would only make me look like a "scarlet woman "as Ron would put it. Its not that I really think I am ugly, I'm just lazy. And it's not like I'm in that bad need of help appearance wise. Other than my busy hair, I wouldn't be that bad of a catch. I don't really have anyone to impress. But she wouldn't hear any of it. Honestly when is comes to talking to Ginny, you might as well be talking to a sock .
August 29th
Noon
Just got done shopping with the weasly's . I got my supplies and then some. I went to that magic cosmetics store with Ginny. She went trudging about looking at magical lipsticks. Magical lipstick! Putting on regular lipstick is easy enough, why resort to magic to something so simple ,sometimes I think magic is just the lazy man's way of doing things . Well Ginny got her make up and then descended her wrath upon me. She asked me what I would want to look like. I told her I wanted to look natural. Well of course I might as well be talking to the wall because she went and picked out the brightest colors you could imagine . I love Ginny with all my dear heart, but she can be dim at times .
We then went to the robes place to get new dress robes. I asked her "Why are we buying robes , we already have them " and she told me " We are suppose to be having a ball this year , but don't tell anyone you heard it from me ."
She went on this long drawn out tale about how she heard Dumbledore talking to her mother. Mistaking me for someone who remotely gave a crap.
August 30th
1:00
Its my last day until school starts again, Yippe ! ( not ) . I swear people must think I enjoy school or something, but really I don't. I just get bored very easily and the only thing constructive I can do is schoolwork. If ever there was a time when I don't have any schoolwork to do then I would go crazy.
In my old school I never was so into school . God I hated my old school, the ace gang and I use to call it Staglag 14. Georgia use to call the head master, Oberfuhrer Frau Simpson , and the other professors her bunch of sadistic teachers . I wonder what Georgia would say if I found out I was a prefect. She would call me Hitler youth, because prefects are known to be evil.
5:00
But I don't think she would call me that, since I am one of her oldest friends. We live next to each other and have been friends since forever. We use to be best friends, but since I started Hogworts, we've grown apart and now jas is her best friend. I honestly love jas like a sister, but gee is right , she is the dimmest person I probably will ever meet.
7:00 pm
Well maybe after Ron and Ginny those two are neck and neck for the stupidity line…..
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I don't own anything from either of these books
"confessions of Georgia nicholson "
and "Harry Potter"
