What the actual fuck is this? You cautiously turn over the lacy looking, green envelope you had found in your mailbox the morning prior. You still don't really understand your mailbox, but John assured it was very important. This letter is obviously another trick from John, who else sends you mail? But then again, it'd be blue... Whatever. You should just open it.
Inside the envelope is a thick card, hand made it seems, out of stock paper. It has glitter and frills and flowers and cats all over it. Guess who this is from? Nepeta.
:33 *nepeta stands in the middle of the circle of all her furriends, holding a microphone.*
:33 hello furriends! I have some important mews fur you all.
:33 My bestest furriend, Jade, has decided on helping me with the human concept of marriage. So, with her help, me and Equius will be having a purrfect wedding! Please come and join us!
It was obvious that Jade had written the small message underneath.
who: nepeta + equius 3
what: a wedding! [:
when: may 7th
where: just come to my house, then we can all transportalize there!
rsvp: jade harley: chum handle -gardenGnostic
ps: karkat, dont be a debbie downer ]:
You ignore the last part and plan to speak with John about his weird and nonsensical human rituals. This sounds... interesting.
