CHAPTER 1:

Vala Mal Doran, Daniel Jackson, and Teal'c stepped through the gate.

Sunlight shown through a small hole at the top of the cave into a small pool of water. The team looked around. They were in a cave. A small underground cave.

"The MALP made this look a lot bigger..." Daniel frowned.

"If we activate the stargate, we'll all be evaporated," Vala said, turning to Daniel.

Teal'c looked up at the hole in the ceiling. "Did you not mean disintegrated Vala Mal Doran?"

Daniel sighed. "Look guys, we need to find a way out. That hole up there looks like our best bet. Since Vala is the smallest, hence more likely to fit through, she will try to crawl through first."

"Alright muscles, lift me up," Vala smiled at Daniel. "I would ask you but you just don't seem capable of lifting much..."

Teal'c smiled at Daniel.

"What? I am fully capable of lifting you. I wouldn't be allowed on missions if i weren't," Daniel said defensively. He watched as Teal'c lifted Vala through the hole.

"I believe what she means is that although you are capable, I am better fitted for manual labor."

Daniel didn't know how to respond.

Vala called down from the hole. "I'm up!"

Gilligan walked through the forest, collecting up coconuts as he went. "Boy, i wonder what the proffesor wants with all these coconuts..."

A head popped up from the ground. Gilligan's eyes widened. Out came arms and a body and legs. Gilligan stared at Vala from behind a tree.

"She couldn't be Head Hunter... No..."

Sunlighted glinted off the black steel of Vala's P90.

"But she's a a gun!" Gilligan dropped his coconuts and ran. "Skippier! Skipper!"

"What was that?" Daniel called up to Vala.

"I think I heard someone yelling." Vala looked around.

A large pile of coconuts lay by a tree. She was in a forest. The sun resembled that of earth's.

"But I don't see anyone around... There is a pile of some sort of strange nut things."

"What?" Daniel was eager to get to the surface. " Is there any sort of rope that you can throw down?"

Vala looked around. She saw a vine hanging from a tree and walked over to it. " I found a vine," She yelled down to Daniel and Teal'c.

" Does it look like sturdy enough to support our weight?" Daniel called back.

"Well, not both at the same time."

"It only needs told hold one of us at a time."

"All right, I'll throw it down, but if it breaks it isn't my fault..." Vala pulled the vine from the tree. She tied one end to the tree and tossed the other down the hole where Daniel and Teal'c waited.

Daniel turned to Teal'c. "Do you think we'll even fit through?"

"Can Vala not widden the whole?"

"Vala," Daniel called up to the surface.

"Yes?"

"Can you try to widen the whole?"

"Can you try to say please?" Vala called back mockingly.

Daniel rolled his eyes. "Please..."

Chuncks of dirt and little rocks fell down from the mouth of the cave onto Daniel and Teal'c.