Cross dressing got me a boyfriend?

I don't know how she convinced me to do this, but somehow she did.

"Good morning Sirs." I said with the others as the male costumers walked in.

Sakura walked over to me. "Your smile is so fake Naruto, think of something you enjoy. If the costumers see that fake smile they will eat you alive!" She whispered at me.

I sighed, she was right, I guess. I just really didn't like wearing this.

I was currently dressed in a black and blue maid looking dress that came up to my thighs. I was also wearing knee high boots and an absurd amount of makeup to cover my scarred cheeks. Sakura had also put a dark pink wig with long curly hair on my head, you know, so it would be harder to recognize me.

"Nana! Take this to table five please." I stared at the short blond haired girl behind the counter as she handed me some glasses. Oh yea. Nana was my alias.

"Are you going to stand there and stare at me, or are you going to take those to table five?"

I blushed. "Sorry Ino-san." I mumbled as I walked over to table five.

I didn't look up when I got there, I just asked who ordered what and handed them their drinks. Only when I was asking them what they wanted to eat did I look up, only to notice that they all went to my school, and in my classes.

Sitting at the table was Kiba, Shino, Shikamaru, Sasuke, Gaara, and that one fat guy, I can never remember his name.

"Uh, yes. I will have the spicy ramen please." Kiba said, not really looking at me. I jotted that down.

"Nothing for me." Gaara said, eyeing me, making me blush, hoping he didn't recognize me.

"I will have some cheesecake please." Shikamaru said.

"What kind would you like sir?" I said, trying to use the best girl voice I could. It sounded sickly sweet to me.

"Um, caramel apple." I jotted down his order.

"I will have two bowls of beef ramen, three slices of cherry pie, and some french fries." The fat one said, I really need to try to remember his name.

I jotted down his order, turning to Sasuke as Shino indicated he didn't want anything more than his coffee.

Sasuke just stared at me. "May I take your order sir?"

"You look familiar." He said. I blushed, crap did he know?

"I-it's possible that you've seen me around, I suppose." I mentally cursed myself for stuttering.

"I guess." He looked down at the menu. "Cinnamon pie for me."

I jotted that down and moved quickly to the back to give Ino their orders.

It felt like it took forever for the day to end. I clocked out and went back in the back of the little cafe to go change and wipe off all of the makeup.

When I was done, I had on a black shirt on with an orange swirl in the middle and some blue jeans.

I had to use the front door to exit out so no one saw me go out the back and think I'm a pervert or something.

"Naruto." I heard from the left as I exited.

I jumped and turned around, it was Sasuke. "What, teme?" I hoped that if I called him a teme he would not think I was the girl he saw earlier.

"What are you doing here?"

"Sakura wanted me to do something for her." I wasn't lying, she really did.

He was silent for a while, so I decided that the conversation was over, so I turned around and stared to walk home.

I felt him grab my arm. "Naruto, are you-" Sakura turned the corner and shouted my name.

"Uh, Coming Sakura!" I shouted to her, "Sorry Sasuke, I should go see what she wants."

Sasuke sighed, letting go of my hand, I ran over to Sakura.

"Yea Sakura?"

"I was just going to remind you that you need to get up early tomorrow so you can come in early to help us set up." I nodded.

"Alright Sakura-kun." I had long gotten over my childish crush on Sakura, it just sort of, went away, I guess.

"You better go back to Sasuke, he looks like he's got something he needs to ask you." She winked at me and walked in the other direction.

I sighed, hoping that Sasuke wasn't going to say anything about 'Nana'. I slowly walked back over to where Sasuke was standing, I had silently hoped he would have just left when I went to go talk to Sakura, but no such luck.

"What did Sakura want?" He asked me.

"Oh, not much, she wanted to see if I would help her with something, that's all."

"Okay. Hey, are you free tomorrow?" I blushed. You see, I had sort of, kind of, developed some feelings for Sasuke over the past year or so. I don't really understand how, or why, but it just sort of happened.

"Um, y-yea, kinda, why?"

"I was just wondering if you'd be willing to take my shift at work tomorrow, I mean, I know you are on break and all, but could you?"

"Why?"

"Well... It's stupid."

"What's stupid?"

"Well, I kind of want to check out this thing, see, there is a girl that works here," He pointed to the cafe. "and she look's kind of familiar, so I wanted to see if I could catch her after work, but I work the late shift, so would you mind?"

"Uh, well I'd love too," He cut me off.

"Great." He started to walk away.

"Sasuke wait!" He turned around.

"What?"

"Let me finish, I'd love to but I can't, I'm busy."

"With what? You're supposed to be on break?"

"Did you ever stop to think I took the break for a reason? So I could do something?" It wasn't a lie, Sakura had blackmailed me into begging my boss for a break so I could come work here, I still have no idea why she made me, I think she might have tried to tell me once, but I probably didn't pay attention.

He just looked at me for a moment before he walked away. Great. I think I made him mad. Nice job Uzumaki.


Uhg, it's got a crappy plot line, but I kinda like it.