Jokes on him
Disclaimer: I don't own Life with Derek
AN:Just something i came up with.
He groaned the fifth time his phone wrung that morning. It really couldn't wait till noon huh? He sighed, finally answering the call. He knew who it was. The only person who dared to call him this early. His manager Jessica.
"Well good morning sunshine," he spoke with sarcasm and a bit of his classic charm. Sometimes all he had to do was sweet talk Jessie and he'd be home free. Other times however…he was in big trouble.
"Derek -Fucking- Venturi," she spoke sternly. Oh boy. She was beyond pissed. He quickly searched his mind for all the possibilities.
"I was home all last night Jess, I swear!" he lied easily to her.
"Derek, this isn't even about your little bar fight with Sam last night. This is much much worse than that. This is something I didn't think I'd ever have to deal with, Derek!"
He laughed a little. "What did I do this time Jess?" Sometimes he amazed himself.
"What did you do?" She laughed sarcastically. "I don't know Derek. Care to tell me why I found divorces papers on my desk when I walked in this morning?"
"Divorce papers? Jess you're not even married." He responded. "Cause uh…. You know no man could actually keep up with you, you're just that good!" he added quickly. He had to stay on her good side.
"Derek, your divorce papers. Casey's signatures already on them." She spoke. His heart shank for a second but he brushed it off and laughed.
"Sure Jess." He laughed patting bed next to him in hopes to fund her body laying beside him. But he thought wrong. His eyes snapped open and yes, his bed was empty.
"Ill call you back." He spoke, before hanging up.
"CASEY!" he yelled and got no response. You've got to be kidding me, he thought to himself.
"Case?" he asked peeking his head out their room. No such luck.
He looked in every room of the house (and it was a pretty big house.) He was now sure that she wasn't there. He was tempted to call her but he decided against it. Jessie must have been joking.
AN:It'll probably be a series of four very very short chapters. Review!
