My next fan fiction, it's the FIFTH one in the Brusome series, so enjoy it! Oo;;
Everyone in the brawl mansion was excited. It was almost time for the next tournament coming up, and everyone was getting prepared. I mean, no-one would want to miss out on the chance to win a K.K. Slider trophy now, would they?
Because of the up and coming tournament, Master Hand supplied them with bean bags to train on. But Ness wondered why there was a picture of him on the bags. I mean, did they hate Ness? Answer Yes.
Everyone was fighting fit (apart from Toon Link. How fit can a cartoon get?) in preparation for the contest. They had huge bag full of prepared weapons, ready to elimate each other, beat them up senselessly, and not get even a scratch. Little did they know, that all of that time an effort was soon going to be pointless.
"Please could all brawlers go to the dining room. Master Hand has an important announcement." the announcer said.
Suddenly there was a huge scurry of feet heading towards the dining room. When Master Hand had something important to say, it was always very important. Everyone found their seats, and Master Hand began to explain.
"Dear brawlers," Master Hand explained, "Ten of you have been invited to take part in the next version of Big Brother, though it will be called Big Brawler; like Big Brother. You're not thick, you can work that out. The ten brawlers taking part in this once in a lifetime opportunity are: Peach, Link, Ike, Luigi, Zelda, Sonic, Snake, Roy, Zero Suit Samus and Captain Falcon. Big Brawler will start tomorrow, so you lot need to be prepared. Well done for making the show, and see you all tomorrow!" and with that, the speakers went off.
There was a lot of chatter and commotion about the speech that was just made. The Big Brawler house was the biggest show in the brawling world, and they were actually going to be on the show! It was a once in a lifetime chance to get that huge prize!
"I can't believe I'm going to be on Big Brawler!" screamed Zelda
"I wanted to go on it!" Mario moaned.
"Get your own cereal, Wario." Kirby scowled
"B U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U R P!" Wario burped, so loud they could probably here it in China.
"That's gross!" peach said, as she recoiled away from the fat oath who had just burped in her majestic face. Her extremely majestic, royal face.
"I know! So gross!" Samus shouted, as she got her huge robotic arm and whacked it right the round the lump-a-lard's face.
"F A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A R T!" Wario farted, even louder than his burp.
Popa and Nano fainted. Not a good idea to stand behind Wario when he had just ate a full bowl of baked beans.
Everyone was psyched about the new series of Big Brawler, they were more excited that some of their friends were going to be on it. Especially as the prize was a Super Star Sticker, it was even better than a K.K. Slider trophy, by far!
It was time to pack, get their outfits for the big opening ceremony, and also the essentials; a clean toothbrush and a pair of fluffy slippers. Everyone was certain that they'd be the winner, but only one could provail.
There would be a huge brawl arena for tasks, a nice pool and all the spaghetti bolognese you can stuff in your mouth. Better than the mashed potato Kirby always cooked up.
And the best part, they'd all get to meat Davina McBrawl. That was definitely the best part.
In the next chapter, we see the contestants go in the Big Brawler house! Not to be missed!
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