Why Tobi is not a good boy

"TOBI! YOU ARE NOT A GOOD BOY!"

"WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH?? NOOOOOOOO!! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! TOBI WILL STOP!! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!"

"WILL YOU SHUT THAT MOTHER F-!"

"WHY DON'T YOU HELP RATHER THAN JUST STAND THERE NAKED FLASHING YOUR-!"

"KISAME GET ME MY SCYTHE!"

"GET IT YOURSELF YOU LAZY BUTT-HOLE!"

"Enough."

"He started it…"

"Me?! It was-"

"Don't you dare start, yeah! It's 'cause I'm blonde isn't it?!"

"What the f-?!"

"Silence."

"I don't care what happened just shut up and go to sleep it is already 2am. Konan are you not capable of controlling them?"

"Yikes"

"Well?"

"Is he gone, yeah?"

"Come on Konan…"

"I cannot see."

"Stop pushing you deformed fish!"

"sssshhhhhh!"

"Someone go check… how 'bout you fishy?"

"No way!"

"sssssshhhhhhh!!"

"TOBI WILL CHECK!!"

"NNOOOOOO!!"

/Smash/

"er… I'm guessing it's a bit late for 'shush' now, yeah?"

"Well, what else you fu-"

"Why do you always have to swear, man?"

"Because I want-"

"Where's Tobi?"

"THANK JASHIN HE'S DEAD!!"

"NO I'M NOT!! TOBI IS HERE! TEEHEEHEE!! TOBI WAS HIDING!!"

/groans of various pitches and volumes/

"Pein isn't here so I'm in charge. I should ask what happened but I don't want to so goodbye."

"Night Konan"

"It's morning."

"Okay… morning Konan?"

"She's gone"

"So, fart bomb, what did that nitwit do this time?"

"Well… he just… pissed me off, yeah."

"OOOOHHH!! SOUNDS JUICY! SPIT IT OUT!!"

"Kisame, you are such a girl."



"Hey! WHA- hey, wait where's Deidara gone?"

"Dunno, HEY BAKA!!"

"YES HIDAN-SAN??"

"What the- oh, where's Deid-"

"Why has Deidara suddenly gone berserk?"

"Deidara-kun doesn't like magazines!"

"Which magazine?

"THIS MAGAZINE!!"

"Oh…"

Authors note:

……..um…? ... /cough/…gaymagazinewithextremel maturecontents…/cough/

GOODBYE !