Why Tobi is not a good boy
"TOBI! YOU ARE NOT A GOOD BOY!"
"WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH?? NOOOOOOOO!! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! TOBI WILL STOP!! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!"
"WILL YOU SHUT THAT MOTHER F-!"
"WHY DON'T YOU HELP RATHER THAN JUST STAND THERE NAKED FLASHING YOUR-!"
"KISAME GET ME MY SCYTHE!"
"GET IT YOURSELF YOU LAZY BUTT-HOLE!"
"Enough."
…
"He started it…"
"Me?! It was-"
"Don't you dare start, yeah! It's 'cause I'm blonde isn't it?!"
"What the f-?!"
"Silence."
…
…
"I don't care what happened just shut up and go to sleep it is already 2am. Konan are you not capable of controlling them?"
…
"Yikes"
…
"Well?"
"Is he gone, yeah?"
"Come on Konan…"
"I cannot see."
"Stop pushing you deformed fish!"
"sssshhhhhh!"
"Someone go check… how 'bout you fishy?"
"No way!"
"sssssshhhhhhh!!"
"TOBI WILL CHECK!!"
"NNOOOOOO!!"
/Smash/
…
"er… I'm guessing it's a bit late for 'shush' now, yeah?"
"Well, what else you fu-"
"Why do you always have to swear, man?"
"Because I want-"
"Where's Tobi?"
…
"THANK JASHIN HE'S DEAD!!"
…
"NO I'M NOT!! TOBI IS HERE! TEEHEEHEE!! TOBI WAS HIDING!!"
/groans of various pitches and volumes/
"Pein isn't here so I'm in charge. I should ask what happened but I don't want to so goodbye."
"Night Konan"
"It's morning."
"Okay… morning Konan?"
…
"She's gone"
"So, fart bomb, what did that nitwit do this time?"
"Well… he just… pissed me off, yeah."
"OOOOHHH!! SOUNDS JUICY! SPIT IT OUT!!"
"Kisame, you are such a girl."
"Hey! WHA- hey, wait where's Deidara gone?"
"Dunno, HEY BAKA!!"
"YES HIDAN-SAN??"
"What the- oh, where's Deid-"
"Why has Deidara suddenly gone berserk?"
"Deidara-kun doesn't like magazines!"
…
"Which magazine?
"THIS MAGAZINE!!"
…
…
"Oh…"
Authors note:
……..um…? ... /cough/…gaymagazinewithextremel maturecontents…/cough/
GOODBYE !
