Mamoru's Horrible Obsession(Comedy)

By: Fuu(SailorMaxx@aol.com)

Rating: PG(A couple of damn's here and there...)

Author's Note: Hey, everyone! This isn't the first
fanfic I have written, but the first one I've sent to
ASMR. Anyways, my author name is Fuu(One
of the Magic Knights from Magic Knight Rayearth
for those who don't know.) Hope you like my story!

Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon. It is
owned by the wonderful artist Naoko Takeuchi.
Also, I do not have anything against any of
the characters I make fun of in this fanfic.
This story is only written to be funny and wacky.
Enjoy! :)

PART 1/1:

Mamoru sat on the couch, reading a magazine.

He leaned over to the coffee table and grabbed

the mug standing on top of a coaster. As soon

as he took a sip of this drink, he heard the

doorbell ring.

"Hai!" He yelled out.
"It's a delivery for you! The greatest love
in the world! Tsukino Usagi!"
Mamoru lightly laughed at the nice gesture
Usagi had given him. "Come in," he replied,
standing up and placing his drink on the
dining room table.
Usagi walked in happily, overjoyed to see
her love once again. Seeing that the table
was set and the food was prepared, she sat
down at the dining table and greeted Mamoru
as he sat down also.
"Good evening, Mamo-chan," Usagi greeted
happily.
"Usa-ko," he said smiling, as he put some
food on her plate.
"This looks delicious, Mamo-chan. Thanks
for making it."
"No problem. Now let's eat, I know your
hungry and so am I."
They both started eating and at first,
seemed to enjoy the dinner, especially Mamoru.
He was eating it quicker than Usagi and had
already gone for seconds.
As for Usagi, she felt a little wierd about
the food. Eating the chicken, it seemed the
barbecue had an unusual sweet taste. In fact,
the sweetness overloaded her tastebuds,
making it almost unbearable to eat after
the second bite. She watched awkwardly as
Mamoru seemed to completely swallow down his
dinner.
"Pass...um...the gravy...please...," she said
to Mamoru, giving him an odd look.
"Here you go," he said handing it to here.
She poured the "gravy" on her mashed potatoes
and began to eat again. There again, was
that unusual sweet taste. 'What the hell is
this!' Usagi screamed her mind.
She placed her fork down on the table and
cleared her throat. "Uh...Mamo-chan...what
kind of gravy is this exactly...?"
Mamoru looked up. "What, you don't like it?"
"Um...well...," she couldn't think of words
to say that would not hurt his feelings.
"Oh, I'll get the other kind of gravy. I
think you'll like it much better." Mamoru
stood up, walked over to the kitchen and
grabbed another gravy boat from the kitchen
counter. He placed it next to Usagi's
fork. "Here you go."
"Thanks," she replied quietly. She poured
a little bit "gravy" over the mashed
potatoes, and after tasting it....there
was still that unusual sweet taste. 'What
the...!' She grabbed her coffee mug and
took a sip... 'That same taste...!' She
suddenly spit out the drink, staining it on
her plate. "Mamo-chan! What's the big idea?"
"Huh?" he looked oddly at her.
"This all tastes like...like...Why....Why!
...does it all taste like...like..."
"Like what, Usa-ko?"
"CHOCOLATE!!!!! It all tastes like
chocolate!!!! WHY?!?!?!?!?"
"Well, because I like chocolate."
Usagi gave him an odd stare as Mamoru
drank his hot chocolate. "But this is TOO
much!!!! It's not healthy!!!"
"I can't live without chocolate."
"I think you could!"
"But it's all I ever eat."
"Every day?!"
"Every meal."
"HOW?!"
"It tastes good. Now forget this mindless
chitchat and eat."
"NO!"
"Usa-ko, what's wrong?"
"What's wrong? He
asks me what's wrong?!?! Chiba Mamoru!
You are OBSESSED with CHOCOLATE!!!!"
"So?"
"It's not right!"
"Why?"
"Because it's bad for your teeth and
there's too much sugar...and...."
"You sound like a mother, Usako."
"Well, you sound like a child! Only
children are obsessed with chocolate!"
"I'm not a child."
"Prove it."
"How?"
"Spend one day without chocolate."
"WHAT?!"
"What?"
"I can't do that?!"
"Why not?"
"Because...because I love chocolate!!!!"
"Don't you love me?"
"Yes."
"Then if you really love me, you won't eat
chocolate for one whole day...24 hours..."
Mamoru groaned slightly and then gave in.
"Fine...starting at 8:00 a.m. tomorrow
morning I won't have any chocolate."
"Promise?"
"Yeah, but what if I lose my nerve?" "I'll
be with you the whole day. All my classes
are out of session for spring break at
Tokyo University and I know you don't
have to work tomorrow. So we can spend the
whole day together. Just you and me."
"Really."
"Yup. And if you start to miss the sweet taste
of chocolate, I'll give you something else
that's ten times as sweeter."
"What?"
"This." Usagi kissed Mamoru softly on the lips
and then stood up. "I'll be here tomorrow at
7:58 a.m. Remember, no chocolate. Bye!" And
with that she left his apartment, closing
the door quietly.
Mamoru sighed as he picked up a candy bar.
"Well, I'll miss ya," and took a big bite
out of the chocolate bar.

***7:53 a.m., the next morning....***

***BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!****

Mamoru smacked his alarm making the buzz
alarm go off. He looked at the luminated
numbers on his alarm clock reading 7:53 a.m.
He then sluggishly got out of bed and
headed to the bathroom. Five minutes later,
he headed for the kitchen, totally
forgetting his agreement from the day
before.
Suddenly, the door flew open and Usagi
stormed in, seeing Mamoru with a chocolate
donut in his hand.
"Usa-ko...what brings you here...?"
"Mamoru! Have you forgotten our deal!"
"What deal?" He was about to eat it the
chocolate donut when Usagi snatched it from
his hands and shoved it down the garbage
disposal. Mamoru stared at the sink with
sad eyes and started to cry. "Usagi!
Why did you do that?"
"Our deal was...for ONE WHOLE DAY,
no CHOCOLATE!"
Mamoru stared blankly while tapping hischin.
He then slapped himself on the forehead and
said, "Oh yeah...Damn amnesia! I usually
get it sometimes...but...*sigh*...I don't
know how I'll get through the day....*sigh*
...what will I do without the delicious
taste, the sweet sugary...taste..of...
chocolate....?" Mamoru eyes became wide
and tear-filled.
Usagi sweatdropped and said in a serious
voice, "Mamo-chan, you're scaring me."
Usagi then dragged him from the kitchen
and onto the living room couch. "Now, what
do you want to do today?"
"Uh, well....I....," there was a slight
pause. "Oh PLEASE, Usagi!!! Chocolate!
I NEED Chocolate!!!" Mamoru whined like
a baby.
"NO!" Usagi replied firmly.
"Why! Usagi...Usa-ko...why must you
torture me like this...I feel as if I
have been betrayed...been stabbed with
a thousand knives...my heart...it feels
betrayed...WHY!"
"Oh for God sake, Mamoru! You've only
been without chocolate for three damn
minutes and you're already begging for
mercy!" She took in a deep breath and
then spoke again. "Now, we are going
to the park and we are going to enjoy
ourselves, okay, Mamoru?"
Mamoru didn't say anything except, "Chocolate...need...chocolate..."
Usagi sighed and just grabbed Mamoru's
hand, dragging him outside.
They went for a very long walk and then
headed to the park where there seemed to
be a carnival going on. Usagi's eyes lit
up while saying, "Wow, Mamoru! Look at all
the games! Win me a prize! Win me a prize!"
Mamoru sighed and said, "All right, I'll
win you a prize." He went up to the one
game booth where you take a dart and
have to hit a balloon. One hit---a small
prize. Two hits---a medium prize. Three
hits out of three---a large prize.
Mamoru hit it all three times (since he's
so skillful by throwing all those roses)
and won Usagi a big pink bunny stuffed
animal. Usagi was overjoyed and gave
Mamoru a big hug.
"Okay, Mamoru. Why don't you try to win
yourself a prize?"
"Okay." And with that, Mamoru tried a
game to win a prize for himself and,
of course, he won.
"Congratulations!" The man said.
"What's my prize?" Mamoru asked.
"A case of----------CHOCOLATE!"
"WHAT?!" Usagi squealed while Mamoru's
eyes lit up.
"Did you hear that, Usagi! I won!"
"Yes, I heard," she looked over to see
Mamoru taking his chocolate from the man.
Usagi walked over and snatched it from his
hands. Then, she threw it in the garbage.
"No chocolate."
Mamoru's eyes bulged out as he saw all
that chocolate wasted.
The rest of the day went on like slow
torture for Mamoru. Sure, he got to spend
time with his beloved, got good exercise,
and ate three meals, but he still craved for
chocolate. He thought he would go insane
anytime soon. But he knew no matter how
hard he whined or begged, Usagi would
not let him have any chocolate.
11:00 p.m.: Usagi made herself comfortable
on the couch while Mamoru went to sleep in
his own bed. That night, Mamoru had a dream.
He was in Chocolate Land. The streets and
cars and buildings were made of chocolate.
Even the animals were made of chocolate.
Then as he was about to bite a chocolate
lamp post, he heard Usagi.
"NO CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!" She yelled.
And right before Mamoru's eyes, Chocolate
Land was burnt down to nothing.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mamoru
screamed. He woke up in his bed, sweating
like a pig. 'That dream.....!' he thought.
'What does it mean?' He picked up a
picture of him smiling while he was about
to eat a piece of chocolate. Suddenly,
the glass shattered on the picture frame
between Mamoru and the chocolate.
'What?!' Mamoru screamed in his head.
He realized then, that if he didn't eat
chocolate NOW, he would never be able to
eat it again with Usagi around.
1:30 a.m.: Mamoru tip-toed out of his
apartment, passing Usagi who was
sleeping quietly on the couch.
He was dressed all in black.(A.N.:
Hmmm...I wonder why?) He left the
apartment and ran off to a certain
destination.
8:00 a.m.: Usagi woke up on the couch,
the sunlight covering her body. She
slowly got of the couch walking over
to the front of the apartment. She
opened up the apartment door and
picked up the newspaper.
Usagi read the front page stating,
"BARRY'S CHOCOLATE STORE ROBBED!!!!!!!!!"
'Now who would do such a thing?'
Usagi thought.(A.N.: Hmmm...I wonder who?)
Usagi looked around to see that Mamoru
was not awake yet, so she went to his room
to wake him up. She opened the door and
said, "Wake up honey. You can eat chocolate
now........WHAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
?!!??!?!???" Usagi screeched out of nowhere.
Mamoru jumped from the bed at the sound
of Usagi's scream.
"Chiba Mamoru!!!! WHAT is the meaning of THIS?!?!?!?!??!"
Usagi yelled, pointing at all the chocolate.
Mamoru looked around. "Oh, you mean
the chocolate? Forgive me, Usagi, but
I could not wait any longer!"
"SO YOU STOLE AND ATE CHOCOLATE?????!!!!!!!!!!"
"No. I stole the chocolate, but I didn't
eat it yet."
Usagi stared at him and started to
whine. "Mamoru, WHAT am I going to
do with you!!!!"
"And now I see that it is eight o'clock.
Like we promised, I can eat chocolate
again!" He grabbed a Wonka bar(A.N.: Do
they still have 'em around?---I wrote this
in '97) and opened the wrapper. "Wow,
Usa-ko! How do you think they get these
little pieces of graham crackers in
these chocolate bars? It's AMAZING!"
Mamoru bit into the Wonka bar, smiling.
"Aw, damn! I stained my favorite pair
of purple pants! Oh well....All for
the sake of chocolate!"
"I don't know, Mamoru. I just don't
know...." Usagi sighed in grief as
she slid to the floor.
"Usagi! Great news!!!"
"What? You're going to give up chocolate
for the sake of both our sanity?"
"Usagi, don't be silly! Now here's
the GREAT news!!!!"
"What...."
"I just WON A TRIP TO THE WILLY WONKA
FACTORY AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF
CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT?????!!!!!!!!!!!!" Usagi screeched
in utter frustration.
"I knew you'd be happy! Now pack your
bags! We're going to get some chocolate!!!!"
Usagi groaned and whined as Mamoru
happily packed his bags.
"Am I really spending an eternity with
this guy and CHOCOLATE?!?!?!?!"


THE END
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