Moi ô¿ô: Weeeeeell, its that time again. When chocolate has pepped you up, and the incessant
pounding of Hungarian Dance No. 6 on the piano has made its way into your
Woo-hoo! Its fic time!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
Yuffie: Oh-boy.....
Moi ô¿ô: Just for that you have to write the disclamier!
Yuffie: Ugggghh....fine...
Disclaimer: Moi ô¿ô owns nothing.
Moi ô¿ô: You can make it better!
Yuffie: AGGHGH!!
Disclaimer: Moi ô¿ô owns nothing that is of any use.
Moi ô¿ô: GRRR!! *lunges at Yuffie*
Yuffie: Eek! *jumps and pulls the red "Fic-Start" lever*
What Happens When You're Hyper, A Story Concieved In Pure Sugar.
By Moi ô¿ô
At Cloud's Condo.............
Moi ô¿ô: *shoves chocolate chip cookies into his mouth*
Yuffie: I bet I can eat more than you!
Moi ô¿ô: Ha! You couldn't eat to save you're life.
Yuffie: Is that an acceptance to the bet?
Moi ô¿ô: Yep!
Yuffie: Good! *pours a bag of cookies into her mouth*
Moi ô¿ô: Ameture.....*rips a bag open,
and eats bigger cookies in groups of 7*
Cloud and Tifa come in, and listen to Moi ô¿ô and Yuffie bicker.
Moi ô¿ô: I ate 174!!!!
Yuffie: You're such a pig!!!
Moi ô¿ô: You ate 185!!!
Yuffie: Oh....Well you're still a pig!
Moi ô¿ô: How much energy did we get off of these anyways?
The nutrition facts on the cookie bag reads 600 carbohydrates.
Yuffie: Woo-hoo! Whats the serving size?
Moi ô¿ô: One-half of a cookie.
Yuffie: *pupils get really small*
ReallyIhadn'tnoticedthechangeinmyenergyhaveyou?
Moi ô¿ô: Nopenotyet.
Yuffie: Let'sgobotherCid!
Moi ô¿ô: OK! *shakes from all the energy*
Outside................
Moi ô¿ô: HiCidwhatareudoingtoday?
Cid: *blinks*
Yuffie: Well?Whatshappening?Areyouamuteorsomething???
Cid: Uhhh.....*blinks* What's that you said about my face?????
Moi ô¿ô: Yourface? NopenothingwrongisthereYuffie?
Ohwaityougotablemishonyuorchin.
Cid: *anime sweat drop* Uh-huh.......riiiiiiiiiight....
Yuffie: Gottagobye! *walks away with Moi ô¿ô really fast*
Duo wanders onto the set. (Yes, the Duo from Gundam Wing)
Duo: Hey...where am I?
Moi ô¿ô: Duoyou'renotinthisficgoaway!
Duo: Oh.....where am I supposed to go?
Yuffie: There'salovelycottegeontheoceanfloor. *shoves Duo off the dock*
Duo: Ack! *falls into the ocean*
Moi ô¿ô: Heheheheheheh. *runs like an idiot up and down the stairs in front of Cloud's
condo, while singing the tune from Ride of The Valkyries*
Yuffie: *runs at Moi ô¿ô with a cardboard sword* En guard!
Moi ô¿ô: Hold that thought! *runs into the condo, and steals the masamune from Sephiroth*
Seph: Woah, woah! Hold it! Cut!
All the surrounding area truns black, and they re-appear in the stage room.
Moi ô¿ô: What?!?!?
Seph: I'm the only one who can use the masamune!!
Moi ô¿ô: Why? *taunts Sephy* What'll happen if I swing it like this?? *swings the masamune*
Seph: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Yuffie: Uh-oh.
Jenova appears.
Moi ô¿ô: Hey! You're not suppossed to be here!
Jenova: *blows Moi ô¿ô into a wall*
Seph: That happens.
Moi ô¿ô: *makes a band of chocobos run in and poop on Jenova*
Seph: That was you!
Moi ô¿ô: What?
Seph: You made the chocobos poop on me!!
Moi ô¿ô: Uhhh........Uh-oh.... *runs up a wall, and stands on the celing* Can't get me up here!!
Yuffie: Woah.....
Seph: *floats up to Moi ô¿ô*
Moi ô¿ô: I forgot you could do that......
Seph: *blows in Moi ô¿ô's face*
Moi ô¿ô: What was that suppossed to be?
Seph: I don't know....just felt like doing that to someone.
Moi ô¿ô: You breath smells like-
Yuffie: A Caffe Latte??
Moi ô¿ô: *remembers how thats a huge insult in this world* YEAH!
Seph: AGGHH!!
Moi ô¿ô: *jumps off the celing and pulls the red "Fic-Start" lever*
Seph: DIE!
Moi ô¿ô: *sends Seph flying to the North Corel mako reactor with all the man-eating pocky*
Seph: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Yuffie: *picks up a plastic sword* En guard!
Moi ô¿ô: *picks up a plastic sword* Tally-ho! *swings at Yuffie*
Yuffie: It has been a long time since we have tried to settle our disputes! *dodges*
The scene changes to a cliff, and dramatic music plays.
Moi ô¿ô: Yes! Far too long! *clonks Yuffie on the head with the sword hilt*
Yuffie: So you wanna fight dirty?!?!? *pushes Moi ô¿ô off the cliff*
Moi ô¿ô: *hangs onto the ledge by his teeth* You have me in a predicament!
Yuffie: How can you talk if you're haning on my your teeth?
Moi ô¿ô: I can do anything I want! I'm the author. *thunder crashes at the sound of the word "author"*
Yuffie: Then you shall die with a great title! *kicks him in the head*
Moi ô¿ô: Oww! *falls off the cliff, and lands in a big pool of canned cheese spread*
Yuffie: Eww....thats...just....gross.
Moi ô¿ô: *blinks* Woah....the scene is melting!
The cliff scene melts away, and Cloud's condo re-appears.
Yuffie: Uggghgh........I'm...tried.......*falls asleep*
Moi ô¿ô: *yawn* *passes out*
3 Days later.............
Yuffie: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............
Moi ô¿ô: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............
6 Days later.............
Yuffie: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............
Moi ô¿ô: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............
8 Days later.............
Yuffie: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............
Moi ô¿ô: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............
12 Days later.............
Yuffie: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............
Moi ô¿ô: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............
60 Days later.............
Yuffie: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............
Moi ô¿ô: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............
700 Years later.
Yuffie: Heey! Wake up! Its morning!!
Moi ô¿ô: Already?!?!? I need 5 more minutes! Zzzzzzzzz......
Yuffie: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.................
The End ô¿ô!!
