Contestants:

Jewel (The Depressant)

Matthew (The Vitalist)

Evan (The Retro Gamer)

Sharon (The Scout)

Sherlock (The Beggar)

Peter (The Manipulator)

Rowan (The Egotist)

Kinect (The Wizard)

Reagan (The Gambler)

Joey (The Historian)

Jack (The Sensitive)

Martin (The Sports Maniac)

Zubi (The Follower)

Robert (The Conductor)


"Welcome!" Chris exclaimed, jumping into the frame. It appeared he was standing on a dock, overlooking a majestic sea and a massive city. "For those who don't know, my name is Chris McClean. The host of Total Drama! Since Pahkitew Island is overrun by monsters, and Wawnakwa is... no more... we've bought a new one! Eclipse Island! This island used to be a summer camp, which means the campers that are coming here will need more survival skills. But, will they really live that long? No. But, who will see this through to the end? Who will win the million dollar prize? Find out here on TOTAL! DRAMA! ECLIPSE ISLAND!"


Insert theme song here


"Here's contestant number one!" Chris announced. "It's Jack!"

"Hello Chris," Jack said happily.

"What's up man?" Chris gave Jack a high five. Jack flinched.

"S-sorry," he stuttered. "I have sensitive ears." He put in earplugs. "Much better," he said contentedly.

"Stand over there and wait for your fellow campers," Chris pointed to the end of the dock. He shook his head, dissatisfied. "Contestant number two: Evan!"

"Hello," Evan smiled, holding a DS in one hand, and a duffel bag in the other.

Chris looked at the DS, then at Evan.

"Oh!" Evan exclaimed. "Sorry." He handed him the DS.

Chris pat Evan on the head. "Good boy."

"Hello," Evan smiled at Jack.

Jack winced. "Hi."

"Contestant number three, Sherlock!"

"Good morning," Sherlock smiled. "How is it going?"

"Fine," Chris said. "You?"

"Other than my unnatural fear of water, great," Sherlock shuttered. "But the view of Ontario is nice."

"Right," Chris laughed. "Ontario!" He burst out laughing.

"Where ARE we then?" Sherlock asked Jack.

"I'm betting that it's a green screen," Jack muttered.

"Contestant number four!" Chris announced. "Jewel!"

"Thank you," Jewel smiled, as Chris offered him her a hand. "Hello," she said to the other contestants.

"T-Terrifying!" Sherlock squealed, "I hate water!"

Jewel blinked. "Right."

"We have Kinect next!" Chris announced.

Kinect jumped from the boat, holding a staff and wearing a purple cape. "Hello Chris."

"You want to do a magic trick for us?" Chris laughed.

"Magic trick?" Kinect asked. "You think I'm some kind of magician?"

"Isn't that what you are?" Jewel asked.

Kinect blinked. "Of course not. I'm a wizard. Avada Kedavra and all that crap."

The contestants blinked and looked at him.

"Probably could have phrased that a bit better," Kinect said and walked toward the other campers.

"Here's our Vegas player, Reagan!" Chris announced.

"Hello," Reagan said, stepping off the boat, slapping away Chris's hand.

"Ask HER for a magic trick," Kinect muttered to the contestants.

"Right," Sherlock said. "I'll keep that in mind if I ever want a card trick."

"Who wants to play a game of Blackjack?" Reagan asked, whipping out a deck of cards.

"Deal me in!" Jack called.

"Jack in a game of Blackjack," Kinect rolled his eyes.

"Here's Robert!" Chris called as another boat came closer.

"Hello," Robert said, uptight.

"Yeah. The first uptight camper," Sherlock rolled his eyes.

"Shut up," Robert growled, and stood next to Jewel, his hands behind his back.

"Ah ha!" Jack yelled. "I have the ace of spades!"

Reagan raised an eyebrow, and laid down her hand, revealing an ace and a king. "I win."

"Crap," Jack moaned.

"Dang, you are really good at that game Reagan," Sherlock said, eyes raised. He laid down a two and a five.

"Luck of the draw," Reagan shrugged, took the cards and shuffled them. "Game two?"

"We got some time to kill," Jack shrugged, pushing his earplugs in further.

"Deal me in!" Kinetic said.

"Here's Sharon," Chris said.

A female in a camo trench coat, and camo clothes leapt onto the dock. "Morning Chris!"

"You really know how to make an entrance," Jewel applauded.

"Thank you," Sharon smiled. "I'll teach you how to do it if you like."

"N-no thanks," Jewel waved her hands and backed away slowly.

"Peter, and Zubi!" Chris called.

"Morning," the male (most likely Peter) said.

"Hello," the female (most likely Zubi) said.

Peter snorted, looking at the contestants. "Is this my competition?"

"It's good to meet you," Zubi said. "It's an honor."

"Well," Jewel said. "It's an honor to meet you too."

"Naturally," Peter said.

"Thank you!" Zubi said at the same time. "O-oh, I'm sorry," she blushed.

"I was talking to you though," Jewel said.

"Good point," Sherlock added on. "Peter should apologize."

"No way," Peter snorted. "Good luck with that."

"No..." Zubi said nervously. "It's okay."

"Here comes Martin and Matthew!" Chris announced.

"What the heck?" Martin asked. "I thought we would be secluded."

"We are!" Chris said.

"Then why am I staring at Ontario?" Matthew asked.

"Don't ask," Chris narrowed his eyes.

"My money's on green screen," Jewel said.

"I'd bet with you," Reagan said, laying down her cards. "I win!"

"Ugh!" Kinect grumbled. He laid down his cards.

"Use your 'magic' to win," Jewel rolled her eyes.

"Ha!" Sherlock growled. "Right!"

"Our final two contestants are Joey, and Rowan."

"History suggests I won't win," Joey grumbled. "But I'll try to defy the odds."

"Hmph," Rowan snorted. "None of you are worth my time."

"Right," Joey smiled. "But, history also suggests you'll be eliminated."

Rowan stalked away.

"Alright!" Chris smiled. "Everyone is here! Here are your names on my monitor. It will shuffle the names randomly."

The monitor read:

Sherlock, Rowan, Kinect, Reagan, Jewel, Joey, Martin, Matthew, Peter, Zubi, Jack, Robert, Evan, Sharon

It blacked out for a second, then reappeared. It now read:

Team 1: Sherlock, Zubi, Joey, Martin, Robert, Sharon, Rowan

Team 2: Kinect, Jewel, Jack, Evan, Matthew, Peter, Reagan

"Looks like we're on the same team," Kinect said to Jewel.

"Nice," Jack smiled. "Looks like we got a decent team."

"Alright!" Chris smiled. "I'll be naming the teams."

"Cool!" Sharon smiled. "What will we be named after?"

"Team one, you'll be known as the Flaming Marshmallows."

"There's your answer," Joey rolled his eyes, "Food."

"And... Team two will be know as the Burning Stars!"

"Nope, not even food," Rowan snorted.

"Great. I'm now a Star," Kinect grumbled.

"Some people might consider that a compliment," Cherry said.

"Well, now we can move onto confessionals," Chris said.

"I think we all know how this works," Peter growled.


"Right now, I'm faced with two predicaments," Joey said. "First, prove I'm right and throw the challenge so I can boot Rowan, who will be a nuisance later on. Or I could win the challenge and make the Stars boot someone."

"Obviously we are going to be faced with a challenge," Reagan claimed. "Chris will be eager to torture us, especially early on. I'm fairly confident if we lose, I'll be safe. But who knows? It's all in the luck of the-" she pulled out the deck of cards and whipped out the ace of spades, "draw."

"I think our team is pretty good," Sherlock smiled. "We have both brains and brawn. So... I'm confident."


"Now for the first challenge!" Chris smiled.

"Great," Peter smiled. "Time for the Marshmallows to lose a member."

"Oh yes!" Matthew agreed.

"You'll be bowling!" Chris smiled. "We'll have four matches of two people."

"Alright," Evan snorted. "Mister jock, get out there," he pointed at Martin.

"I'll rock it!" Martin smiled.

"Sharon?" Joey asked the survivalist.

"Sure," Sharon smiled.


"Since Martin, the jock, is competing for the Stars, we have to retaliate, and Sharon is our best shot of beating him," Joey claimed. "The problem is that their brawn players outnumber ours."


"Let's do this!" Martin said happily.

"You can bet good money you are going down!" Sharon grinned.

"Ooh!" Reagan said, setting up a betting booth.

"I'll bet a dollar Martin wins," Kinect said, putting a dollar on the table.

Martin swings his ball like he's about to throw a baseball. He throws it, but completely overshoots all the pins.

Kinect sighed and slid his dollar toward Reagan.

"Thanks," Reagan smiled.

"Cowabunga!" Sharon yelled, and managed to knock down eight pins.

"Marshmallows: one, Stars: zip!" Chris announced. "Next round!"

"I'll go," Kinect smiled.

"And I'll go," Joey said confidently.

"Keep the streak alive!" Sharon said to Joey.

"Looks like we got brain versus brain!" Kinect grinned. "You can go first."

Joey threw the bowling ball, managing to knock out nine pins.

"Good job," Kinect congratulated. He picked up his staff, and began poking the ball with it.

"Yeah," Chris growled. "I've got a show to host, and a deadline to meet. HIT IT."

"I got it," Kinect exclaimed, then smacked it with said staff, sending it flying into a strike.

"Wow," Joey gasped.

"Beat that," Kinect snorted.

"Marshmallows: one, Stars: one!"

A montage occurs, showing each member of both teams throwing the bowling balls, and knocking out pins.

"Now we are at Marshmallows: four, and Stars: two!" Chris announced. "And it'll be Rowan versus Peter! And because it is lopsided, I'll offer double points this round, and provide a rematch in the case of a tie."

"I got this," Rowan snorted.

"Let's do this!" Peter said confidently. He threw the ball, scoring a strike.

"And now the teams are tied. We need a tie breaker!" Chris announced. "Pick your teams!"

"I'll go!" Kinect volunteered.

"And I'll go!" Joey said. "Rematch time!"

"Cool," Jack said. "I hate these loud bowling ball noises."


"Now here comes my opportunity!" Joey snorted. "Rowan is useless, so I'll boot him tonight in the vote."


Joey threw the ball, attempting to make an effort, or so it seemed.

"Yikes," Chris said. "Only five pins."


"Did Joey throw the challenge?" Kinect asked himself. "Or was that just me?"


"HA!" Kinect threw the ball.

"STRIKE! The Stars win some how!" Chris smiled. "Marshmallows I'll see you for the first campfire ceremony."

"Great," Rowan growled. "You just lost us the challenge, JOEY!"


"This might have just backfired," Joey said nervously.

"I think that Rowan cost us the challenge. Joey tried his hardest," Sherlock said. "Rowan's got an ego the size of the moon any way. Time to knock him down a peg."

"Rowan is super annoying. Enough said," Martin growled.


"Alright Marshmallows!" Chris said. "Marshmallows for the Marshmallows! All but one anyway."

"Great," Rowan said bitterly. "Just give us the marshmallows."

"Cool," Chris shrugged. "Marshmallows for... Robert, Sharon, and Zubi!"

"Thank you so very much!" Zubi said happily.

"I'll treasure it forever!" Sharon smiled. "Or at least five seconds..."

"Sherlock, you are also safe!" Chris announced.

"Sweet!" Sherlock grinned. "I'm still terrified though..."

"Campers, I only have two marshmallows left, and three Marshmallows in front of me," Chris said. "Martin, you were a giant disappointment. Joey, you may or may not have thrown the challenge. And Rowan was an even bigger disappointment, and he's obnoxious! Martin, you are safe."

"Yes!" Martin said happily.

"Rowan, and Joey. One of you will be here no longer. And that person is...

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Joey sighed happily and relieved, and went up to get his marshmallow.


"I'm not saying I think Joey was right for throwing the challenge," Sharon said. "Any one could see that he had, but I think he did it to get rid of Rowan, who is totally annoying. But the fact that he put his own life on the line to do it shows he'll do ANY THING to win. Which is kind of scary in a competitor."


"We have a new form of transportation," Chris said happily. "The Flight of Shame!"

A cannon was on the end of the dock. It was actually a mortar, almost pointing straight upwards.

"Hope that doesn't interfere with my irrational fear of heights," Sherlock shivered.

"Oh, don't worry," Chris reassured him. "It TOTALLY will!"


Sherlock muttered something that probably would be censored on the show


"All RIIIIIGHT!" Chris said. "Rowan you are up."

"Fine," Rowan stalked toward the device. "Who needs a million dollars any way?! I don't!"

"Suuuuure you don't," Chris said, and pressed a button, sending Rowan into the next dimension. "Who won't be flying so high next? Will Joey pay the price for obviously throwing the challenge? And does Kinect ACTUALLY have wizard powers? Well, no to the last one, but for the others, keep watching, TOTAL! DRAMA! ECLIPSE ISLAND!"

End Episode

I hope you enjoyed! Here's your fun fact of the episode:

Rowan is actually the name of my cat, and I created Rowan to be kicked off first, no matter what. I have plans for Joey. Tell me who your favorite contestant is by reviewing! See you!