One Boy, One Girl, Back to School Again!

"Why oh why me?"

Yup school had started. Back to hell on Earth. Miroku Inuyasha and Sango were all in the hall. Little Shippo had been taken in by his loving aunt and he visited the three in their dorms once a week. ( sorry Shippo fans!) Inuyasha continued to hate school with a passion along with Sango and Miroku. But no one loathed that college more than him. Miroku and Sango were still 'boyfriend and girlfriend'. Sesshoumoru was a teacher at that damn college and Kouga was a student in many of the three's classes. Ask for Kagome? No one heard from her. All they knew is that she was fine with her family and that they hoped she was doing well.

"sigh" Inuyasha walked along the hall with the other two, his eyes focused on the floor.

"Damn Inuyasha! You really do miss her!"

"What do you mean Sango?"

"all morning 'sigh' 'sigh' that is all that has come out of your mouth and we know that for once in your life it doesn't associate with school!" Miroku piped in. Inuyasha opened his mouth to respond but was cut short by the ringing of the bell.

"damn . ." Inuyasha said with fire in his eyes as he stalked towards the first class room where Sesshoumoru was the teacher and Rin was the teacher's aid. (she is a lil older of course!)

Let me just tell you now! Their college is REALLY weird definitely abnormal but still like school. The dances are different and stuff but you will still like it I hope!

Inuyasha just sat in the back with the other two and closed his eyes not paying attention to anything going on.

"We have a new student today!" Rin announced with a smile.

Even this didn't catch Inuyasha's attention. He was too deep I thought.

"Her name is Kagome Higurashi!"

Neither Sango nor Miroku had been paying attention.

"What!?" Inuyasha yelped out of his trance and fell to the floor, causing Kagome to look down at him.

"Inuyasha!?" she wailed "Miroku!? Sango!?" she added.

"Kagome!" all three yelped as they ran up to her and embraced her in a death hug.

"Oh Kagome I thought I would never see you again!" Inuyasha said, voice dripping with affection.

"Ya Kagome he was moping around all morning!" Sango and Miroku added as Inuyasha blushed. Their happy moment was corrupted by someone else in the class. . . . .

"It's you two!" a boy with a mouse on his shoulder jumped up and pointed an accusing finger at Inuyasha and Kagome.

"it is you the French dude at the restaurant!" Inuyasha exclaimed.

Kouga began slowly backing towards the door still facing them with a weird deranged look on his face. His finger continued to point as he continued to walk out the door.

" I I I will get my revenge!" he stated continuing to back away as everyone continued to stare.

He lowered his hand and gripped the door knob pulling it closed without once taking his eyes off of them. Then half the class including the four at the front could here what was outside the door.

"well that was smooth Aphid!" they heard a loud thud as he tripped and a muffled "ouch".

"Well that was . . . unique. . ." Inuyasha commented as they were all still in the same hugging position as they were turned toward the door with wide eyes and their mouths shaped like a perfect o.

"umm . . yes that was . . I assume you know each other?" Rin said with the same expression as everyone in the class.

"Yes I was their roommate for the summer!" Kagome said cheerfully.

"Oh well if you are such good friends then you and Sango can share a dorm if you want . . she was going to be alone . ."

"Yes I'd love to! If that is okay with you Sango!" Kagome said with bright eyes.

"Of course! . . I love your cat!"

Inuyasha sighed at that comment and thanked Ms. Rin ( they just called her Rin) for not sending them to detention.

"No problem Inuyasha! Now why don't you all take a seat in back together before Mr. Sesshoumoru walks in!" she said making shooing motions with her hands and smiling.

Sesshoumoru walked in and started this fifty year long lecture about the school and how it is a 'privilege' to go there. The four in the back didn't give a 'rat's ass' what was going on and just somewhat slept the whole period. Suddenly the bell went off startling the three. They all started to get up when Rin yelled at everyone to listen with a cheery smile. WAY the HELL TOO cheery for actually having to be student or teacher at THAT school.

"Guys! I know it is only the first day and this is coming REALLY early but I need to announce few things. . . the first is that in a couple of days, here, in science, we are going to be paring you up and you have to take car of a fake baby! That you will have to feed and care for! And remember these have little computer chips in them so they are meant to act like a real baby and they WILL tell us if you took care of them or not. ."

Blank Stares . .

"Second . . . we will be having MANY dances this year . . the first one will be in three weeks! It is called the Sady Hawkin's Dance! (is that how you spell it?)

Blink, Blink

"Oh and we have just decided! That we are going to pair you up now for the baby thing and give you your report sheets with your problems and such. We randomly selected the pair before you got here, same with the problem sheet!"

Stare

"Okay . . Miroku . . and Katrina!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Miroku screeched and fell to the floor dramatically gripping his head.

"Umm is there something wrong with something . . Miroku?"

"YES! Me and Sango are a couple! Therefor we should learn how to work together! PLEASE!" Big Big dewy eyes . . .

"sigh okay . . . . . . . get together anyone who doesn't want to pick pr just didn't ask anyone just come up here and I'll randomly select you. And when you get together in your groups I'll give you a random problem sheet. So no complaining!"

"YES!" Miroku screeched as he quickly jumped off the floor and held the blushing Sango's hand.

Everyone began to pair up with loud chatter and giggles. Inuyasha and Kagome just stood there silently.

When Sango and Miroku had gotten back with their problem the walked up to the two blushing kids.

"wellllll . . . .?" Sango said slowly and expectantly.

"What?" Inuyasha asked clearly confused and trying to act innocent if he hadn't done anything.

"Aren't you two going to get together . .?" Miroku answered for Sango, with the same expectant look that Sango had.

"Oh umm . . .well . . ::::Blush::::" Kagome said meekly then turned to Inuyasha.

"Do you want to be my husband?"

"Umm . sure!"

"Okay!"

The other two rolled their eyes and then dragged them up top get their problem sheet.

"What!?" Kagome yelped as she read the sheet.

"What is it . . ?" Inuyasha asked as he took the sheet and began to read it.

"No! this damn thing is going to keep us up all night! It has coup! Damn bubbles in it's throat that makes it cry! SHIT!"

"Ha! Our baby is perfectly healthy and a little girl!" Miroku mocked the other two sticking his tongue out while singing "na na na na na!"

"WHY YOU--!" Inuyasha said when he was about to kill the perv when Sango had already whacked him causing him to bite his tongue HARD and whimpered.

"I can already tell . . . this school hasn't changed and it is. Still . going. To. Be. HELL!" Inuyasha whined as they headed off for the next class. . . the subject FROM hell . .. MATH!
Well there is the first chapter . . . slow start . . but it will get better. I am also writing a fic where the Inuyasha gang goes to Camp! -^ ^- hell shall break loose! Summary:

What happens when the Inuyasha gang goes to summer camp? LOTS OF MAYHEM! All hell shall break loose when they are challenged to do stuff because it is a "team-work" camp as the councilors constantly remind them. Love, Hate, Semi-Death, Screaming, Yelling, Ghosts, and Getting lost in forest, with hikes, and cabins . .rolls eyes what do you think will happen?

It will be named:

"The Love, Hate Summer Camp of Death"

I'm writing the first chapter right now so look for it if it interests you! Next chapter:

"oh boy . . school . . and Inuyasha a FATHER!?"

Arigato for staying with me

Choa!