Sasuke's Team

By .Yuzuki.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Summary: A conversation between Naruto and Sasuke. Is it about Sasuke's loyalty to Konoha or his...preferences? Cuz I think Sasuke is gay. one-shot.

A Troublesome Note: I accept flames. As a matter of fact, I'll probably have a party when I get a REAL one. But I don't want anyone to freak out at me because I imply that Sasuke is a homosexual. Being gay isn't a bad thing, it's just a choice someone chose to make. If you freak about it, you are therefore not respecting others' opinions. The way I see it, if you respect someone else's sexuality they will respect yours. ...And if they don't, well...At least you can use the fact you do against them. Heh heh heh... :D

IMPORTANT: The phrase 'team' or 'playing for a team' CAN used to refer to one's sexual preferences. IE: If you were to 'play for both teams' you would be considered a bisexual. Please keep this loose definition of the word 'team' in mind if you want to understand the humor in this work.

Sasuke's Team

Naruto was walking down the street when his dark-haired rival appeared.

"S-Sasuke?!"

A nod from the Uchiha and, "Naruto, I understand you must feel...betrayed..."

"You're damn right I do! What were you thinking anyway, just switching Teams like that?!"

"There's noting you can say to make me change my mind, Naruto. I'm on Orochimaru's team now."

"But what about the future of the Uchiha Clan?!"

"It doesn't matter. I can no longer play for your Team, Naruto."

"..."

"But...Naruto, come join my Team."

"What?! No way! What about Sakura?!"

"Forget about her. She can switch Teams too if she wants."

"All of Team Seven can't betray their Teams like that! It's just not right! Look, it's your brother's and Orochimaru's fault you traded Teams! Don't let their choices influence you, Sasuke!"

"Sigh. I see we can never play on the same Team again, seeing as I could not possibly play for both."

"I guess so..."

"Later Naruto..."

"Bye Sasuke..."

Naruto watched as Sasuke disappeared into the distance, thinking, 'Jee, Sasuke's fangirls sure will be disappointed.'

OWARI!