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Another day at the Penalty Box meant another day of hard work for Jen; it didn't make things any better with Coach Halder always breathing down her back, or the fact that they still hadn't gotten a new employee yet and Jen had to do ten times as much work. "Oh…!" she sighed as she wiped the sweat from her brow and straightened her stiff back.
That's when Coach came along "Good going there, Masterson. That's what I like to see. Sweaty body and cracking bones means a good strong player."
"Yes, Coach." Jen sighed
"Come on! Say it like you mean it!"
"Yes, Coach!" hollered Jen.
"That's more like it..." said Coach "Now go out and get yourself some grub. Then come straight back."
Jen was ever so relieved it was lunchtime; after all the hard work she pulled off she felt ready to dive-bomb the food court and eat every morsel.
She first stopped at the soup stand. "Roast beef stew, please."
Then she stopped at Mrs. Sub "Roast beef on a white bun, please; with cheese and hot mustard."
She even stopped at Wonder Taco and ordered- what else? "One roast-beef taco on a white shell, Julie; Extra cheese and sauce, please."
Julie gazed her pretty, yet mysterious eyes, at Jen's beefy serving through her Wonder Taco mask and simply said "Whatever."
When Jen arrived at the lemon, ready to join us for lunch, we all gazed at her tray, "Wow! Someone's craving cow." Nikki teased. "I am so hungry right now; I don't care what you say." Jen said as she gorged on her food. Her sandwich in one hand, her taco in the other, she'd exchange bites back and forth then take a moment to eat her soup and sip her milkshake.
"Jen, take it easy." Caitlin said "And you really shouldn't be eating that much meat." She opened her lunch box revealing her specially made vegetarian lunch. Jude didn't want to go anywhere near it, especially if the vegetables had carotene which he was allergic to "How can ya eat that tuff, bra?" he asked.
Caitlin held up another one of her magazines which contained tips for landing guys. "It says guys like a girl for more than fifty percent their looks, as well as their other features."
"That's totally stupid." Wyatt snapped "A relationship shouldn't be based on only looks."
"Yeah…" agreed Jonesy "What kind of grade-A moron would date a girl just for her hot and bodacious body." We all gazed at him and he knew just as well that he used to be just that "Hey, "used to" Jonesy protested "Looks aren't how I picked my pick." He referenced to Nikki. His wife didn't know whether to punch him or kiss him.
Jen then let out a huge belch and her tray was all cleared off. The rest of us hadn't even started on our lunches yet. This was becoming very serious. Jen had been gorging on all kinds of foods and snacking a lot for days. "Jen, if you don't take it easy, you may start putting on a few." I said to her.
"Please." Jen said "With all the work and workouts I do. There's no way that can happen." She went up and busted her tray before heading back to work early so she wouldn't get too tired.
We all just shrugged and began to eat.
…
Jen walked back into the Penalty Box all dressed in her uniform, and she bumped into someone. "Sorry about that." Jen said "No, I'm sorry." said what had to be the cutest guy Jen had ever seen in a while. He was tall, not too ribbed, and had dark hair and his eyes seem to sparkle in under the store lights.
(Woo-ooo)
"Oh… that's okay." Jen said all dazed and squishy. Then Coach came along. "I see you've met our newest employee. Nathan here is going to take some of that heavy off your hands, Masterson. Hope that's okay…"
"Okay…?" Jen answered all soft and dazed, and she finally fainted, much to the confusion of the two men.
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