PG-13, Slash-ish, property of J.K. Rowling (that she-wonder) ..
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Email From Hogwarts School of Wankcraft and Wickedness
Here's what your supposed to do... Highlight and copy this entire e-mail to a clean e-mail screen, then change all the answers so they apply to you. Then send it to your friends, INCLUDING ME. You get back a lot of e-mails and you'll learn a lot about your friends that maybe you didn't know. REMEMBER TO SEND THIS PARAGRAPH WITH THE QUESTIONNAIRE!
FULL NAME: Draconis *cough* Horatio *cough* Malfoy [sorry sorry I had to]
NICKNAME: Malfoy, Draco, Dragon Boy (by Goyle god knows why), Drake (by Pansy, NOT IN PUBLIC DAMMIT).
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: I respectfully refrain from answering this question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
FAVOURITE DRINK: Mai-Tai, green umbrella, shaken not stirred.
SHAMPOO OR CONDITIONER: For what purpose might I ask?
HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: Oh really *insert patented lip curl of disgust here*
DO YOU MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE: I do not make fun of people, I merely point out to them certain character flaws that they are unfortunate enough to display. Occasionally, if I am feeling particularly charitable I may suggest to the person in question a means of rectifying these faults. For example, Weasly is without a doubt the sole most irritating person on this planet. In order for him to rectify this situation he may wish to either; play leap frog with cars on the freeway, or undergo a complete personality transplant. His choice.
DREAM LOVER: Now, now, that would be sharing. And I don't like to share my toys.
FAVOURITE TYPE OF GAME: Quiddich. At which I excell naturally.
FAVOURITE BOOKS READ: Quiddich Through the Ages, Hogwarts: A History, The Malfoy Dynasty: Pride and Avarice.
PERSON YOU HATE THE MOST: Damn that Potter
PERSON YOU ENJOY BEING WITH THE MOST: Damn that Potter
THE PERSON YOU FANCY: Oh for the love of God
ANYTHING SPECIAL ABOUT YOU: Anything special about me? How long do you have? Or rather how much longer do I wish to fill out this purile form? How about something a little more challenging, hmm? "Things that most definitely are not special about Harry Potter, The Boy Who Licked My..." Oh lets not go there...
DUMPER OR DUMPEE? A Malfoy is never dumped. Crabbes nudging me, mumbling something about a handshake. What handshake you numb-skulled neanderthal? Oh that handshake. That doesn't count!
EVER CHEATED ON THE ONE YOU LOVE (OR ARE SUPPOSED TO LOVE)? What Blaise/Ginny/Pansy/Lavender/Seamus don't know can't hurt them...
EVER HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND? There was that one night at a muggle club Home. Too many mai-tai's. Ah, who am I kidding, one can never have too many mai-tai's.
WOULD YOU GO ON A BLIND DATE? As if I would ever have the need. In fact I must say that I usually have quite the opposite problem. Damn irritating at times.
WHAT DO YOU DO MOST OFTEN WHEN YOU ARE BORED? Taunt Potter. So easy, and it gives me that warm fuzzy feeling deep down inside *smirk* [which you know is damn sexy-ed.]
BEST THINGS IN LIFE: Quiddich, money, the smell of money, the knowledge that I am undoubtedly the sexiest being in Hogwarts. Ah life...