I still remember the old days. When I saw that sweet little weaboo make her first vlog on youtube. Her name was Dodger, and she took my anal virginity. Not in person of course, we weren't that close at the time, but in spirit.
I was so happy when she started uploading more frequently. In many ways, those were the happiest days of my rectum. Even her gaming channel seemed to arouse that special spark between her and my rear. Things were going great. But every great thing comes to an end.
It was the 29th of december 2015. Videos on DexBonus were few and far between, but I made do with that sweet sweet Playboy stash. And then the vlog came. I couldn't believe it. My sweet Dodger engaged? And not to me? It can't be so! I was saving up in my pickle jar so I could meet her at Coxcon and hold an impromptu marriage ceremony right then and there. I even bought her ring… it was attached to a coffee mug. Everything was going to be perfect, we were going to be perfect! I imagined the Co-Optional guys standing in our way, but eventually seeing our unbound love for each other. That Strippin… I didn't know what to do.
My ejaculations turned sour. It wasn't the same anymore. Knowing that british hunk was caressing her, whilst I caressed my bumhole was just too much for me to handle. So I decided I must act.
I packed my bags, and left my small Town of Anykščiai in Lithuania, to put an end to this once and for all.
The plan was set. I was to follow her back to her room at PAX East, and then show her my total divotion by inserting a yodelling pickle up my ureter. It wouldn't be easy, but when is love ever easy?
I could barely hold my excitement through the Friendzone Panel. Sure, other people were there, but in my mind it was just her and me… It was the most erotic thing I ever experienced. The pocket of my kangaroo kigurumi was filled to the brim.
And then it hit me. This moment, this fleeing moment of erotic tension would be all but gone if we actually made contact. In a way, we were the most intimate with several hundred people between us. She turned her head towards me. Winked at my exact direction. She knew. It was like we were the only two people in the world in on a joke. It was all I needed.
In the end, I never made my move at the hotel room. I didn't need to. I continued to fill the phallos loving monster in my buttox, safely assured, that somwhere out there she was doin the same. Forever.
