a/n: Afinalchaotic and I had a really random idea (well, a bunch of really random ideas) while jumping on her trampoline, so we decided to type it up.
The blistering sun was settling behind the horizon line of Edge, painting the wide canvas a variety of colors, from baby pink to vivid orange. Clouds remained scattered, like blobs of paint that weren't intended. The air was thick and welcoming somehow, but the shouts that filled it were anything but. The silhouette of two people was outlined by the setting sun.
"Sweet Leviathen, Vinnie, I didn't think it was that big of a deal!"
"You did not think that taking all my clothes while I took a shower and refusing to give them back to me was not 'that big of a deal'?"
"Nope."
"There is something terribly wrong with you."
"Awh, come on. You love my awkward sense of humor."
"…"
"Admit it. You live for the moment when I come and annoy you. All you can think in the morning is 'When will that dead sexy ninja, Yuffie, come and see me? I can't live one more minute without her.'"
"….?"
The young ninja stuck her tongue out at the man, who then raised an eyebrow, and made a biting motion. With a squeal she put it back into the safety of her mouth.
"Hey, babe, wanna go have a good time?"
The duo hadn't noticed the green Sudan pull up next to the curb. A grinning man leaned out the window, wiggling his eyebrows.
Now, here's the funny part, kiddies.
He was talking to VINCENT.
Yuffie attempted to stifle her giggles, but burst out laughing at her friends misfortune. Vincent's hand twitched before whipping out Cerberus and holding it tight against the mans temple.
"Hey,hey,hey! I thought you were a girl from behind!"
Yuffie fell over laughing at this proclamation, gasping for breath. Vincent holstered Cerberus, and the man let out a sigh of relief. He gasped suddenly as Death Penalty took Cerberus's place at his temple.
"…"
"Vinnie, relax. Its not his fault that you have curves."
Yuffie squeaked as Vincent threw a harsh glance in her direction before returning to the man. With a regretful sigh, he pulled the gun away from the mans skull and put it in its respectful place.
"Hey, you're kinda cute." The man said, noticing Yuffie.
"Vinnie..?"
'VINCENT VALENTINE!"
Vincent smirked and began to walk away.
