A/N: i've been watching too much of The Office...
Peda-dexterity of a chimp
Crow pulled his shoe off, coughing slightly. He sat back in his chair and put his foot in the air, stretching his toes. He then reached over and grabbed the slaughtering iron off the table with his toes, unaware of Yusei's eyes on him.
"Why?" Yusei deadpanned, getting the attention of a few other people in the D-Wheel repair room. Crow just smiled.
"20 minutes a day, Yusei, that's all it takes," Crow explained proudly, holding up the iron a little higher. "20 minutes a day, all feet no hands and I will have the peda-dexterity of a chimp and you will be sitting there like an idiot."
Yusei just sighed and got up, making to leave the room. Crow smiled and turned to his D-Wheel, pushing the iron into one of the loose parts. However, this only made the part fall off and right into Jack's head. Jack shot up, glaring at Crow.
"Do you mind?" Jack snapped, rubbing the back of his head.
"I'm sorry, Jack, let me write you an apology note," Crow said, putting the iron down and turning to his laptop.
Everyone in the room was watching now as Crow began to type with his toes. Yusei then walked back in, smug as could be. He placed down a full mug of coffee next to Crow's laptop. He then took a sip of his own coffee and sighed happily.
"Thank you, Hands," Yusei said, smiling slightly. "Nothing in the universe can do what you do."
Crow looked from the cup to Yusei, accepting the silent challenge. Crow grabbed the handle with his toes and began to lift it from the table. He started out well, that is, until the cup began to tip over a little. Crow then tried to steady it with his other foot, which just proved to make matters worse. Crow then tipped the entire cup of steaming hot coffee right on his crotch. He screamed at the pain while several just looked at him in shock. Yusei sighed and put his hand up.
"Well, A for effort," Yusei said as Crow high-fived him with his foot.
i've been watching too much of The Office.
this is the beginning part of one of the episodes that my mom and i laughed our heads off to.
this story just came to me and it was too good to pass up.
don't ask me where they are, i have no idea... i'm only on episode... 19 of the anime. i only know about crow because of Yu-Gi-Oh! Wikia...
anyway, enjoy the randomness~
