A/N: All right. The return of Sit, Miroku. This is the third rewrite of this chapter, but this time, the story is at its best. Many have read this. Please, review what you can, I read all reviews within four days of you posting them. This WILL confuse you. IT WILL, you have been warned. Randomness is everywhere in this story, so good luck, have fun, and enjoy the girls…and guys.
Sit, Miroku
By Killetica Beast
Inuyasha, the half-demon we all know and love, is in trouble. It had all begun with a simple statement about Ramen Noodles. Yes, you know what I am talking about. I mean, why can't he just ask for some Ramen? WHY? I want some Ramen!!! He's a half demon of the Feudal era for goodness sake, why can't he have some good old futuristic Ramen? RAMEN!!!!
If you are still reading this fanfiction, then you have done a good job. I thought you might have run away. Don't worry, it only gets worse from this point forward.
Next introduction: Kagome, the human girl from the current time period, was the one causing the trouble. She was in her hairific state of girly weirdness. For guys…and girls, let me restate that: Kagome's hair was everywhere, her face had lost its complexion, and her eyes held an absolute fury. You all know what I am talking about. It was her Ramen…
Still here? Good.
Shippo, the fox demon, was still amazed at how tactless Inuyasha was. While Kagome was steaming and about ready to erupt, Shippo was taking all the hotdogs. He was neutral in all affairs of this type. Yet Shippo leaned slightly on the girl's side, seeing as how Inuyasha gave Shippo lots of bruises on his noggin. Yet again, I think it would be obvious. It was definitely the Ramen.
Sango, the demon slayer, was ready to destroy some humans rather than demons. She had her Eradikos, or however you spell her big boomerang, in a stance that spelled absolute eradication of the loser who confronted her first…
That person was Miroku. He held his staff loosely at his side…he didn't have a chance against a girl with THOSE eyes. He was left with no options. He could run…but that wasn't an option at all. It was a battle that he should have never begun. But Miroku couldn't help it, he had that deep inner need to do the wrong thing. It was a female world ready for his calling.
It was a two-on-two battle. Miroku, however, was lucky. HE didn't have the beads of subjugation. It was all up to Inuyasha. He was down. Out of the game. He had one disadvantage that he couldn't alter, stop, in any way decease, or avoid. It was a man vs. angry, ready to kill girl. Kagome was going to have a LOT OF FUN!!!
Are you ready?
We're getting closer
Its coming up soon.
Almost there.
Just give me time to work up to it.
Big breaths.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Wait for it!!!!
God paused time for three seconds.
My car crashed at Lakenheath.
My physics homework is equal to pi minutes after this message.
I have to go to the bathroom.
Dododododo.
Dum du dum du dum.
Here it comes…
Kagome said,
"SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!! SIT!!!"
WOW!!!
THAT WAS FUN!!!
LETS DO IT AGAIN!!!
Nevermind…at this rate, the story will never get completed, and plus, I can't use the "I have to go to the bathroom" excuse…
Wow, you are still reading this? I am amazed. Well, the story is funny, but you definitely have to have the right mind to understand the randomness of it all…and would you believe my age is (Classified information). I am really old!!! Back to the story…
This time, Kagome actually ran out of breath. Heaving another breath, Kagome was about to begin when Kaede entered the scene.
"What art thou doing Kagome? The sacred beads of subjugation will not allow such complete over usage. Try to control your instinct. If you destroy them, I only have one more set, and I think Inuyasha would never forgive us for reemploying them on him.
Sango began to have ideas at that point. Walking up to Kaede, she whispered something really, really, quietly to her. Kaede thought about it. She finally nodded and withdrew the beads from her robe.
"These are the beads of subjugation. And there is one request which I have decided to fulfill"…clapping her hands together, she began to chant…and the beads split and headed towards one person…
You guessed it…Miroku. He saw the beads and attempted to stop them, but he could not overpower Kaede. The beads clasped around his neck and one word was said…
One word…
SIT!
And all the fans of Inuyasha clapped very loudly. Well, duh, NOONE respects a pervert…
…all your comments are belong to us…
End of Chapter
If you review and say that you do respect a pervert…I will forgive you, because you reviewed my story.
Killetica Beast
