Email From: His Majesty's Frigate the Indefatigable
Here's what your supposed to do... Highlight and copy this entire e-mail to a clean e-mail screen, then change all the answers so they apply to you. Then send it to your friends, INCLUDING ME. You get back a lot of e-mails and you'll learn a lot about your friends that maybe you didn't know. REMEMBER TO SEND THIS PARAGRAPH WITH THE QUESTIONNAIRE!
FULL NAME: Archibald Kennedy Esquire
NICKNAME: Archie
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: Only if I'm lucky. Usually its ship's bisquit
FAVOURITE DRINK: I know that sailors are supposed to love rum, sell their souls for rum, but I like ginger beer.
SHAMPOO OR CONDITIONER: Rinse in seawater, lather with soap, rinse with seawater.
HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: All the time. Its gets so damnably hot when one is stationed, cruising in the Medterranean, you'd be mad not to. Horatio blushed like a girl the first time we did it on the Indy, but you should see him now! First one in, showers on deck with the sea pump, the man's indefatigable!
DO YOU MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE: A little gentle fun-making never hurt anybody, but some take it too far. I can just see Horatio's answer to this question... "Making fun of people, bullying, is one of the most despicable acts. Any men caught doing so should be flogged". Not that he's quick to flog, he just takes things so seriously. Oh dear, that came out wrong...
DREAM LOVER: Someone kind and gentle
FAVOURITE TYPE OF GAME: Theatresports, definitely. Once in Drury Lane, I had to pretend to be a sultan, with my own harem no less! Why did I join the navy?
FAVOURITE BOOKS READ: "Don Quiote" which we translated in Spain to brush up on our Spanish, not that we needed to in the end... things never seem to go quite according to plan. Dante also, The Divine Comedy.
PERSON YOU HATE THE MOST: Simpson. Knots ahead of anyone else.
PERSON YOU ENJOY BEING WITH THE MOST: Horatio. He's like the brother I wish I had instead of the ones I do.
THE PERSON YOU FANCY: Like a brother, but not like a brother, know what I mean? *nose scrunch*
ANYTHING SPECIAL ABOUT YOU: Nothing springs to mind
DUMPER OR DUMPEE? ummm... i... don't wish to comment.
EVER CHEATED ON THE ONE YOU LOVE (OR ARE SUPPOSED TO LOVE)? How could you cheat on someone who eclipses all others? There is no competition.
EVER HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND? Remember that harem I told you about?
WOULD YOU GO ON A BLIND DATE? Are you mad?
WHAT DO YOU DO MOST OFTEN WHEN YOU ARE BORED? Scale the riggings and look at the view. Lose badly to Horatio at whist.
BEST THINGS IN LIFE: One word- lipssodecadenttheyshouldbebanned.
