Johanna walked down the hall, past the bathrooms. She looked around. No one was there. Johanna reached into her pocket and pulled out the note Katniss had left her. It asked Johanna be there at this exact time. Johanna began to wonder if this was some kind of prank when suddenly Katniss pounced on her and tackled her to the ground. "What is wrong with you Brainless?"

"You're getting a bath!" said Katniss.

Johanna spat in Katniss's face. "No!"

Katniss wiped the spit off of her. "You stink. We all can smell you for miles. For the sake of the revolution, you're getting a bath whether you like it or not."

"You're gonna have to catch me first." Johanna wiggled out from under Katniss and ran as fast as she could.

Katniss chased after her. Johanna turned around and tried to kick her. Katniss grabbed her leg and yanked her to the ground. Katniss tried to pin Johanna to the floor, but she flailed her arms around wildly. Katniss had to cover her face to protect it from Johanna's fist. Johanna took this as her queue to get away. This time Katniss didn't let her. She caught up to Johanna quickly and put her in a sleeper hold. Johanna struggled for a bit, but after a while she went limp. Katniss relaxed her hold. This was a mistake. Johanna proceeded to deliver a swift punch to Katniss's face.

Katniss hunched over, blood coming from her nose. "Damn you!"

Johanna charged Katniss and pinned her against the wall. "I'm not taking a bath. Do you hear that? I am never taking another bath again."

"Yes you are!" Katniss kneed Johanna in the stomach.

"No I'm not!" Johanna threw another punch at Katniss, but Katniss blocked it.

Katniss grabbed Johanna by the shoulders and pushed her against the wall. "Are we going to do this the easy way or the hard way?"

Johanna responded by biting Katniss's shoulder. She managed to escape Katniss's grip, but this time she didn't run. Instead she held out her hands and made scratching motions at Katniss. "Okay, here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna let me go on my merry way. If you don't, I'll scratch you and you can catch whatever's been growing under my fingernails. Understand?"

Katniss backed off. "Okay, I understand. Let's calm down. Let's not do anything hasty. I'm letting you go."

"Good." Johanna backed away slowly, her fingernails still bared. "I knew you weren't entirely brainless."

Just then Cressida jumped out and took Johanna by surprise. She was able to quickly restrain Johanna's hands and held her from behind. "I've got her."

"What took you so long?" said Katniss.

"I thought you had everything under control," said Cressida.

"Seriously?" said Katniss.

Meanwhile, Johanna struggled to escape from Cressida's grip. She tried to stomp on Cressida's feet. "Stop that!"

"Here, I've got this." Katniss went up to Johanna and grabbed her by the feet. "Okay, on my count. Three...Two...One."

Katniss pulled Johanna's feet out from under her, and the two of them carried her to the bathroom. Unable to move any of her limbs, Johanna resisted as best she could by spitting at the two. Cressida got the worst of it. "Gross, you got some in my eye."

She went to wipe it off. "Don't let go of her hand," said Katniss.

"But it's in my eye," said Cressida.

"Alright," said Katniss. "Then don't come crying to me when she escapes."

"Fine." Cressida tried to ignore the spit on her face. Eventually she found a towel and rubbed her face on it. "Did I get it?"

"Yeah," Katniss lied. "Let's get this over with."

The two hauled Johanna into a nearby shower. Johanna grinned. "You guys do realize you'll have to strip me naked, right?"

"Not at the moment." Katniss turned on the shower with her elbow. A scalding stream of water hit the three.

"Oh god!" Cressida almost let go of Johanna.

"Sorry, so sorry." Katniss's elbow played around with the water until the temperature was more suitable. Once the water had cooled to a more comfortable, warm setting, the two held Johanna under the showerhead. They flipped her over so that her back would get cleaned. After a while, it was decided that they were tired of holding Johanna, so they dropped her to the floor.

Cressida held her face under the water. "You know, we didn't spit on you."

"Yeah, and I don't ambush you, drag you to the bathroom, and hold you under a hot stream of water." Johanna tried to crawl away.

"Where are you going?" said Katniss.

"Aren't we done?" said Johanna.

"No," said Katniss. "We've still got to do the shampoo and scrub you down."

"Great." Johanna rolled her eyes. This time Johanna offered little resistance. She went along with Katniss and Cressida, even stripping down for them.

"Okay." Katniss turned to Cressida. "You scrub her down and I'll do the shampoo."

Cressida did as she was told, though not without some grumbling. When she got to Johanna's armpits, it looked like she was going to puke. "This is disgusting. You're disgusting."

"Really?" said Johanna. "'Cause you're getting a little too touchy feely with me."

"Can you please try not to make this awkward?" said Katniss. "Is that too hard for you?"

"If you insist." Johanna proceeded to rub up against Katniss.

"Thanks." Katniss grit her teeth. Finally they got done with scrubbing down Johanna. Cressida gave her a towel to dry off. Johanna did this, but not after she took the opportunity to whip her with the towel.

"Look," said Katniss. "This wasn't easy for us either."

"I know," said Johanna. "I must have put you through hell."

"Huh, that almost sounded sincere," said Katniss.

"It did, didn't it?" Johanna grabbed the shampoo bottle and squirted it into Katniss's eyes. She then turned her attention to Cressida. Cressida went to cover her face, but she wasn't fast enough. The two fell to the floor, rubbing their eyes. "Oh, and for your information, we're no where close to even."

Johanna walked out of the bathroom. Katniss turned on the shower and put her face under the water. Once she had gotten the shampoo out of her eyes, she spoke to Cressida. "So, same time tomorrow?"