*This story was inspired by two things. A fan-fic about glue made a long time ago and never finished and The sixth book in the series Sisters Grimm by Michael Buckley. Great stories, both things, check them out!

I own absolutely nothing!*

Mystified

"How in the world did you guys end up in Kentucky on a school night?" Candace exclaims on the phone with Phineas.

Phineas laughs. "Well actually it's a funny story… You see Ferb is handcuffed to this one-"

"Ferb is handcuffed!?"

"It's for project and-"

"A project!? For what class?"

"Health. And we-"

"What kind of health teacher assigns that!?"

"Well I don't really know. But anyway-"

"Where is this story going!?"

"Well maybe if you let me finish my sentences, you would know!"

"Fine. Continue."

"So like I was saying it all started on Monday in health class…"

~Monday in Health Class~

"Class this week we will be learning about time management skills and relationship skills." Mrs. Sheets says. "So you will be handcuffed to someone of the opposite gender." She holds up some handcuffs and a piece of paper. "Django and Katie, Phineas and Isabella-"

"YES!" Isabella exclaims, Phineas looks over at her and smiles.

"Ferb and Darcie, Russell and Holly…"

Ferb looks over at Darcie, a girl with brown wavy hair to her shoulders and bright green eyes. He has never talked to her before. Actually he has never even heard her talk, she talks less than him! Well this is going to be an interesting week...Ferb thinks to himself.

"And Buford and Baljeet,"

"WHAT!?" Buford and Baljeet exclaims.

"You said opposite gender!" Baljeet says.

"Are you trying to tell us Baljeet is a girl?" Buford asks. The class snickers.

"Buford…" Mrs. Sheets starts warningly.

"There is no way I'm going to be handcuffed to a nerd."

"And there is no way I am going to be handcuffed to that angry wall of meat!"

"And that's why I handcuffed you two together. One, there is not enough boys and girls in the class to do it. Two, you two need to learn how hard each other's lives are. And also learn time management skills,"

"But-"

"Not buts. End of discussion. Now, who want to be handcuffed first?"

Isabella instantly raises her hand.

~Monday Afternoon (walking home) ~

"She is absolutely insane. She needs a therapist."

"I'M her therapist, Buford" Baljeet says.

"So she's mentally unstable?"

"Well I wouldn't say unstable…"

"So she's mental?"

"I wouldn't go that far…"

"C'mon Guys!" Isabella interrupts. "This our teacher we are talking about"

"Actually Isabella" Phineas says "Marie told me that she's been to an asylum"

"Of course, Marie would know, she's been there herself!"

"Marie is NOT crazy! She's really nice, sweet, pretty, smart…" He trails off.

"You like her!?"

Phineas blushes slightly. "What!? No!"

She scoffs. "Sounds like it,"

"Why does it matter to you?"

"It doesn't!" She pauses. "I heard from Chad, whose mom is friends with Mrs. Sheets, that she has never been to an asylum," She glares at Phineas. "Or is mentally unstable," She gives a look to Buford.

This time Phineas scoffs. "Like Chad would know"

"Chad WOULD know!"

"Yeah right"

"You got a problem with Chad?"

"Yeah actually I do"

"And what problem is that?"

"That he likes you! I've seen the way he looks at you, and the way you look at him! He's bad news, Isabella stay away from him."

"And Marie isn't!?"

"No!"

"Well you know what!?"

Ferb jumps between them. "Cool it guys. If you keep fighting it will be a very long week."

"Sorry, Ferb"

"Sorry, Bro"

Ferb shakes his head and points to Isabella and Phineas.

"Sorry Isabella, I didn't mean to be mean and you," He swallows and mumbles "I guess can pick the guys you like."

"Apology accepted," She says. "I guess you can like Marie… "She pauses. "Who knows who's right anyway?"

"Yeah!" He pause. "Wait! Isabella, I know what we're going to do this week!" He looks at Ferb. "Sorry Ferbmister"

Ferb holds up a hand and nods. They continue walking all lost in thought, suddenly Buford breaks the silence.

"So how are we going to sleep?" He says eyeing the handcuffs.

~Monday Evening/Night~

~Phineas and Isabella~

"Finding the truth about our teacher will be so much fun!" Phineas exclaims to Isabella sitting in a chair in Isabella's bathroom, while Isabella brushes her hair. The two were getting ready for bed.

"I know!" Isabella says. "But maybe she has a reason to her madness, you know, with the handcuffs,"

"Yeah, I mean it isn't horribly terrible being handcuffed to you,"

"Horribly terrible?"

"You know what I mean!" Phineas exclaims. "I mean it could be worse,"

"This is bad?"

"Of course not!" He pauses. "I mean we could be Baljeet and be handcuffed to Buford"

Her eyes get wide. "I wonder what they're doing…"

~Buford and Baljeet~

Buford pulls Baljeet, with much resistance from Baljeet, to his house. "Do I not get say on where I sleep?" Baljeet exclaims.

"Nope,"

"I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to Mrs. Sheets!"

Buford stops and turns to Baljeet. "I don't like this anymore than you do nerd. But she obviously won't change her mind so you and I will have to deal."

This silences Baljeet for a while, and then he speaks up. "Can I get my dental kit? If I do not take care of my teeth…" He laughs "Well it will be bad"

Buford smacks his forehead. This is going to be a long week…

~Ferb and Darcie~

Ferb opens the door to the Flynn-Fletcher household. It was very silent walking home, not a very awkward silence. But neither Ferb nor Darcie knew what to say.

"Hello Boys!" Ferb's Mom says walking into the room. Then sees just Ferb and Darcie just standing there. "Oh! Where's Phineas?"

Ferb points to across the street, his mom, Linda laughs. "Those two love birds."

Ferb snorts and his mom smiles. "So who's your friend, Ferb?"

"I'm Darcie," Darcie says, speaking up for the first time. She had a southern twang to her voice. Ferb turns to look at her.

"Well it's nice to meet you Darcie,"

"You too, Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher,"

They turn to go upstairs when Linda stops them. "Wait why are you guys handcuffed?"

Ferb and Darcie laugh launching into the story. "Well today in Health class…"

*So second story up this will be in chapters for every day. Their story will take place Monday to Monday. If you want something to happen please tell me! And please reviews. Hopefully I'll type the other chapter for Tuesday on Sunday but I don't know. And any songs ideas?*