There is No Voting!
By Mickey

Status: Completed 11/26/2008

Season: 1

Categories: Challenge, Ficlet, Friendship, Humor

Archive Permission: Ask first. I'll probably say yes.

Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.

Word Count: 271

Author's Notes: Written for the stargatedrabbles list's challenge words: Pollen, Cavity, Trinket, and Readout. Bonus word: Election. Thanks to Cheryl for the beta.


"If there are no more questions, you'll leave in one hour," General Hammond concluded the briefing then left the room.

"According to this, that planet has a very high pollen count almost all year round," Carter said as she handed the M.A.L.P's readout to Jack.

"I vote we let SG-2 handle this one," Daniel replied.

"I'm sorry, I don't recall having an election and voting on a team leader." Jack glared at Daniel as he continued. "Captain, do you remember any such thing?"

Captain Carter smiled, knowing that her CO was not really angry and was just having some fun with their allergy suffering friend and teammate replied, "No, sir. Not that I recall."

"Jaaaack," Daniel began.

Jack ignored him and turned to Teal'c. "Teal'c, do you recall me, at any point in these past few months, indicating that this is a democracy?"

Catching on to the joke, Teal'c answered shook his head, "I do not, O'Neill."

Nodding in satisfaction, Jack looked back at Daniel. "There is no voting on my team. This is the mission that Hammond assigned to us and it the mission we are going on." With an evil grin, he patted his friend on the shoulder and added, "Don't forget to pack plenty of Benadryl!" That said, he turned and started to leave the briefing room.

"Get geared up people," Jack called over his shoulder. As he reached the door, he turned back to Daniel. "And if you bring so much as one trinket, knickknack, or book that isn't standard military issue, I'll shove said item into a body cavity upon which the sun does not shine!"

THE END