'' Spock why are you acting like a turkey ? '' ask McCoy , Spock had beam down too Earth after several landing parties had their shore leave on Earth when the Enterprise had returned for an order of the Captain too report to the President's office on an important mission for them .Spock decided too make the Captain a thanksgiving day turkey , but no meat was on the starship so he decided too visit one of the rare turkey farms still existing on Earth .

'' I'm trying to catch a turkey , the farmer said I could have one if I caught one and the Captain told me if I'd acted more human I'd would know what it's like too be human .'' But suddenly as McCoy decided too help Spock with the turkeys then suddenly the turkeys started chasing them as Spock jumped over the fence but as McCoy tried he'd fell backwards and into a pigpen , Spock leaned over to help McCoy out but McCoy pulled Spock in .

'' Well the Captain could have pig feet for thanksgiving ,'' suggested McCoy . A pig turned and he using his tail splash mud in McCoy's face , as McCoy wipe the mud away Spock raise his eyebrow he looked at the pigs and then at McCoy ,'' I guess when pigs fly .'' McCoy threw mud at Spock ,'' Ha, Ha . ''

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