Okay, here we go!

This is my first fic so please don't flame! Constructive criticism is accepted and encouraged, though.

Key: Italics: Thoughts, Bold: A.N. (Author's Notes), Underline: Sounds

Disclaimer: I own nothing!


Dipper's P.O.V.

Summertime. A time of leisure, recreation, and taking 'er easy...

Unless your me.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Several vehicles crashed through a sign that read 'Gravity Falls', followed by a few flying kids and a giant dog-like creature.

"STEP ON IT, PANTY!" A goth girl in a pink car screamed at the blonde driving.

"Ferb, crank it up to maximum speed!" A triangle headed kid with red hair on a giant robotic platypus said to a rectangle headed kid with green hair. The green haired boy wordlessly complied with the red haired boy's command. The four elf-like kids ridding with them clung on to the platypus for dear life.

"It's getting closer!" My sister said, turning around to look behind her.

She was right. The dog-monster came closer to our own golf cart and slashed at us. The ninja hanging on to the back cut it's paw with his sword and the dog-monster reared back in pain. I drove over a huge boulder and we spinned in midair before we landed and continued to drive.

One of the flying kids, a brown haired boy with wings, tried to shoot the creature with his bow. It didn't even flinch as the light arrow bounced off of it. The other flying kids, three more boys with wings, three girls with wings, a white haired ghost boy, and a purple haired shadow, all tried their own various attacks, none effecting the creature.

My name is Dipper. The girl about to puke is my sister, Mabel.

You may be wondering why we're in a golf cart fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror with some strange people.

Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation.


Epic mash-up of all theme songs begins!

*Start first six seconds of Gravity Falls theme song*

*Panty and Stocking theme song takes over* Panty, Stocking, Panty Panty, Stocking, Yo. Panty Stocking, Oh, Panty, Stocking. Oh, tell me baby, Tell me baby, be alright-ight-ight-ight. Panty Stocking.

*Danny Phantom theme takes over* When it didn't quite work, his folks they just quit. Then Danny took a look inside of it. There was a great big flash, everything just changed. His molecules got all rearranged. Phantom, Phantom

*Phineas and Ferb theme takes over* Surfing a tidal wave, creating nano bots, or locating Frankenstein's brain. It's over here! Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving our sister insane. Phineas!

*Randy Cunningham theme takes over* He's a, HERO! Come on, FIGHTER! Just a, FRESHMAN! Ninja, NINJAAA!

*First four seconds of the Four Sword theme plays*

*Seconds 8-through-20 of the Kid Icarus: Uprising main theme plays*

*Fallen Angels by Black Veil Brides plays (This is supposed to represent Maximum Ride)* We scream! We shout! We are the fallen angels! We scream! We shout, wa-oh! Wo-a-ooo-aaa-oh!

*Last nine seconds of Gravity Falls theme song plays*

A.N. I know, I know, shortest chapter ever. I promise the next one will be longer! P.S., If someone wants to draw a cover or make the mash-up theme for me, please do and send it to me!

P.P.S., MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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