Well this story is about MY version of Sasuke and Itachi meeting(AWESOME style!) Ummm…….Sasuke is 14(he's too boring to be 13…) and Itachi is 18(legal!jk!)

Warning: For extreme weirdness and spoilers(so if you haven't seen Shippuuden you might be slightly clueless)

Disclaimer: If only, if only the woodpecker cried, then I would own Naruto, and Sakura would surely die...

ON WITH THE STORY!!


Numero Uno

"You know, I'm starting to miss my little brother..." Itachi said randomly as Kisame painted his nails the deep indigo color he preferred. Kisame's eyes bugged out at his words. 'OMG!! Why does he have to bring up his family! I mean, he killed them all!! I don't think his brother's going to be too HAPPY to see him.' he thought nervously. But, only a person with a death wish would've said that to Itachi. I mean, why else would Kisame be painting some pretty boy teenager's nails?? FEAR, of course! Since this pretty boy teenager just happened to have wiped out his whole family(excluding his little bro, of course) without a second thought. So, as you can imagine, he didn't even want to consider what horrible, traumatic torture lay in store for him if he didn't comply with his partner's wishes.

"Uhhhh...ok?" Kisame replied uncertainly.

"I've been pondering this issue for quite a while now and I've reached a decision." Itachi said, as he admired his nails, his right hand in the air. 'Oh man, what kind of scheme is he going to drag me into now.' Kisame thought.

"I think I would like to visit him." Itachi stated calmly. 'IS HE PSYCHO?? Well, yeah, I guess he is since he killed his whole family...but anyways, HIS LITTLE BROTHER DOES NOT WANT TO SEE HIM!! I don't know what drugs Itachi discovered because that is the most idiotic thing I've ever heard! For being so smart, that is really dumb.' Inwardly, Kisame was seriously spazzing out.

It didn't help too much when Tobi came waltzing into the room singing the fun song.

"F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER!" Tobi sang happily as he twirled in circles.

"I TOLD YOU TOBI WATCHES TOO MUCH SPONGEBOB!!" Deidara yelled running into the room.

"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" Tobi yelled cutting off the song, making everyone sweat drop. He soon started up the song again as he ran away from Deidara.

"F IS FOR FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN!!" he sang evilly as he ran out the room. Deidara just sighed and decided to quit the chase. When he noticed Itachi and Kisame, he started laughing hysterically.

"Wow Kisame!! Itachi got you WHIPPED!!" he said still laughing.

"Shut up! Ugly tranny..." Kisame yelled back.

"I'm not ugly... and I'm not a tranny!" Deidara screamed as he stormed out of the room.

Kisame snickered. 'Serves him right for talking about me.' Itachi just sighed. "I'm surrounded by idiots... you missed a spot Kisame." he said pointing at his nail.

"Fix it yourself!" Kisame snapped, refusing to believe he was whipped by some teenager.

"What was that??" Itachi said raising a perfect eyebrow.

"Uhhh...ok, I'll fix it." Kisame replied hurriedly.

"That's what I thought." Itachi said smirking. Kisame stuck his tongue out at his partner, inwardly. 'He thinks he's tough. He's just some annoying spoiled brat.' Kisame just glared at his partner. 'I can't wait too see the look on his face when he learns of his brother's undying hate for him.' Kisame snickered.

"What's so amusing??" Itachi replied, admiring his nails... again.

"Nothing." Kisame replied.

"Fine. Well, I'd appreciate it if you could find my little brother's whereabouts and contact information for me." Itachi said, STILL admiring his nails. Now, when Itachi says he'd appreciate it if you did something, that's his special way of saying ' if you don't do what I say I'll chop you up into a million pieces and feed you to Zetsu.' So, Kisame had no choice but to comply.

"Fine. Are you sure Leader will be ok with us pursuing your little brother?" Kisame asked, hoping he could get out of this scheme. Itachi scowled. "Yes, if he doesn't find out." he concluded calmly. Kisame was furious. It was one thing for Itachi to put his butt on the line when it came to Leader, but it was a whole other thing dragging Kisame with him!

"I'm not going to put my butt on the line just so you can say a few uwanted Hello's to your little brother!!" Kisame glared at his partner.

Itachi just sighed.

"As you wish." he walked calmly out of the room, down the hall, and into the living room. Kisame was left dumbfounded in the room. 'That was too easy. I better watch my back. Who knows what psycho plot that pretty boy is planning.' Kisame was feeling a bit regretful about rejecting Itachi's plan. But, then again, either way his life would be on the line. 'I just need to watch my back...'


Yay!! I love this chapter!! I hope youliked it! I'd heard whipped somewhere and thought it was HILARIOUS and it HAD to be in my story!! Kisame is so whipped... I LOVE Tobi and he just HAD to be in my story...I still think its wierd that they paint their nails(lol) Sorry... no Sasuke in this chapter...

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Imaru