I don't own Phineas & Ferb or any of its characters.

Disclaimer: I actually didn't like the movie that much, but the song "Brand New Reality" gives me plenty of ideas for alternate dimension stories.

Planet of the Platypuses

Part 1 - Beaver Tailed, Duck Billed Kingdom

The green portal opened in a swirly flash, ejecting the five people out of it.

But that's depends on your definition of people, if you define it as an intelligent human beings, only four of the figures were people.

But if you go by this definition, then the place where the four people and platypus were teleported to have only very few people inhabiting it.

That clearly wasn't the case, as the red haired triangular headed boy put it: "Wow! Platypuses buildings, a society of platypuses!"

This was indeed a society of platypuses.

With platypuses walking on two legs from side to side of the short boulevard fitting itself to the height of its inhabitants.

There were all kinds of platypuses, old platypuses getting help with that from platypus fireside girls, platypuses from all ages taking their pets to the park, pet dogs, pet cats, and the weirdest of all, pet humans.

The boy's older sister looked amazed at the array of platypuses walking by their life in the streets of a low buildings city, she twitched in disturbance to the idea of pet humans.

~~X~~

Candace realized the situation in her head like she did in all other dimensions she's been at so far, except her own of course.

"So, Perry…" she looked at the pet she recently found about his intelligence.

The recently discovered intelligent pet looked at her back, his human like reaction still weird her out, she trembled a bit.

"Ar-Are you from this dimension?" she asked and moved aside to let a lady platypus to walk by in the busy street.

The lady walked with her pet, her pet human.

He wore normal human cloth and was held by a leash, standing tall above his one foot tall owner.

yet he didn't seem to mind as he was talking with another pet human, a woman, in a language Candace recognized as Japanese, she was also held by a leash connected to the hand of another platypus, possibly the lady's boyfriend.

Though they talked with one another conversation didn't seem as complex to Candace as the conversations she heard Stacy having with her relatives.

It was more of a baby talk (like that viral video) than a real one.

The woman's owner was cluckering and chatting with the lady, Candace didn't understand any of that that. If she did, she would have heard the woman complaining on humans' languages and why can't she just teach her pet human to speak Platypuese.

Perry didn't understand any of the chatting four either, as he never learned Japanese in the 1st dimension and was unfamiliar with the possible meanings the cluckering of a platypus could even have.

Candace looked back at her pet and saw his confusion about both languages; she sighed and took a big breath.

"I guess that's a no." she said and looked around, she got angry when she saw Phineas immediately trying to question the various platypuses and Ferb handing them pamphlets.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz was just slouching around and listening to the girl and the platypus one-sided conversation, he was about to correct her with his vast knowledge of multiverse, but he passed.

"Naaw Never mind, I'll tell her later… hey Perry the Platypus that twelve platypuses over there kinda looks like you!"

The fedora hatted mammal face palmed

~~X~~

"Phineas! Whatever you're doing, stop it!" she walked over to the two brothers handing pamphlets to passing platypus strangers which looked at him with awe like at a chess playing dog.

"I'm handing pamphlets to passing platypus strangers!" he said excitingly while handing another platypus a pamphlet.

A crowd of interested platypuses formed in a circle around them, everyone excited to have a souvenir from an extremely "well trained" human.

"I can see that... Why the hell would you do that?" she screamed at him, the platypuses wasn't impress from that, humans talk between each other all the time, their talks probably aren't really interesting anyway.

"And how? They all speak in clicks and clucks!" she added, she startled when a platypus kid tapped her leg, she turned around. He was holding a tiny camera. She made a pose while he took a picture and clapped his front paws, she thought she also saw him smile but she wasn't sure. The only platypus expressions she saw Perry do were angry, confused, and numb stupid.

Phineas waited for the boy to go away before he answered her.

"While we were in the coffee break dimension Ferb took the time to create a universal pamphlet in case we'll need it in a dimension where they don't speak any language we know."

"Actually since we're dimension travelling, it's a multi universal pamphlet." The green haired quiet boy corrected his step-brother.

"B-B-Bu-Bu-But that doesn't answer my previous question. Why?" she replied short breathed. She took a big breath.

"Why don't you just press that remote and open the portal home, or at least to the next dimension?" she added more calmly.

She looked back at the nemeses standing around while Perry was trying to teach Doofenshmirtz the difference between different platypuses.

"We can't, we went out of range." Phineas said.

"Huh? What do you mean?" Candace turned around to look at her little brother again.

"Every time we opened a new portal we walked a few feet away from the geographical location of the original portal and now we're too far away."

"Then let's just go a few feet back."

"It doesn't work like that!" she heard a pitch high voice with an Indian accent from Phineas' wrist watch, it was 2nd dimension Baljeet communicating through the multiverse ether.

"That's right, Candace, once the remote is out of range it have to go to the same geographical location as the OtherDimensionInator to set back the connection."

"So basically what you five need to do here is to find that location, re-open the portal and continue on." Baljeet said and his voice was getting scratchy.

"Our communication is getting weaker; you need to set the portal again before we lose it completely!" the Indian resister shouted.

"Can't we just move the portal location?" Candace said annoyed from the extra work and the growing crowd of platypuses.

"Of course we could!" Phineas said with a positive attitude.

"Good, let's do-" she was about to say.

"We only need to move the OtherDimensionInator with it." Ferb said and handed more pamphlets and flyers.

"But the OtherDimetosomething is still in our dimension!" the teenage girl cried out.

"Yeah, that makes the process kinda redundant." Phineas said, still with a positive attitude.

"Inter Dimensional Travel sucks." She looked bummed down.

"Don't say that, Candace! On the mean time you could try and find yourself."

"I don't think a platypus planet is a good place for soul searching, Phineas."

"No, I mean literally find yourself, find your dimensional platypus counterpart!"

She sighed. "Whatever."

~~X~~

Speaking of dimensional platypus counterparts, three of them was now talking to each other.

A platypus version of Major Monogram, still with a giant beak, was standing next to his intern, platypus Carl.

Watching them on a screen in a room where everything is bigger to fit human size, was a counterpart that actually was the same species as in the 1st dimension version.

"Good morning, Agent D, today Prof. Necleffthryln bought two thousand glass cubes with this nifty picture made with laser inside of them, you know… well Prof. Necleffthryln bought 2000 of them, all with the picture of a vase. You should get to the bottom of this and stop whatever that evil bastard is trying to do!" Major Monogram cluckered (translated to English by me, of course).

"But beware, Agent D." platypus Carl clucked.

"Those glass cubes break really fast, and your parents won't buy you a new one because they'll say 'Why did you play rope jumping with glass in your hat pocket? Why do you even play rope jumping at all? You're a boy!' but even so you're a boy you still loved that sport, and it is a sport-"

"That's enough childhood tragedy, Carl."

"Sorry, sir."

"Anyway… go on, Agent D!"

Agent D saluted and went on to his vehicle, his theme song playing in the radio.

He's Doofenshmirtz! Doofenshmirtz the Huuummaaan!