Tobias Hankel
grabbed Reid's ankle
and gave his foot a spankle.

Reid squeaked kind of girly
and Tobias came early
all over Reid's curlies.

Reid said kill Hotch
cause he knew Hotch would watch,
but Hotch was touching crotch.

Tobias nodded,
shot Reid with Dilaudid,
and Spencer applauded.

Reid had a flashback
then died from a heart attack.
His chair went PLUH-SMACK.

Tobias gave him CPR
and the FBI arrived in a car.
Reid shot Tobias in the graveyarr.

Poor little Reid,
the opiate fiend-
help he did need.