SECRETS OF OROCHIMARU
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I also do not own Harry Potter.
Anyway, these below are things that Orochimaru doesn't want anybody to know.
1) Orochimaru has a fetish with young, innocent boys.
2) He watches Spongbob every Sunday.
3) He wears a "Jingle" bra and wants to wear it in front of Kabuto.
4) He shoves a vibrator into his "opening" for "fun" as he says it.
5) He has an obsession with Sasuke and fantazises about him being in his "den." 6) He wants to lick Pain's disco stick.
7) He got pregnant and borne Voldermort because Micheal Jackson did him.
8) He reads Kamasutra and does them with his snakes.
9) He loved glue. And gave it a blowjob.
10) When Orochimaru got drunk, he went to Might Guy and Lee to lick their weird greenish suit and proceeded to lick their nipples.
11) Orochimaru- Membership of the Pedo Elite Age- 51 Pedo Mobile: Pedo Van No.97 A.K.A. White Soundproof Windowless Dark Van. Pedo in Crime: Harry Potter 12) He hugs his teddy bear that he stole from Mr. Bean every night and talks to it dirty.
13) He transforms into Chowder to masturbate.
14) He watches Little Einsteins and always cried when they saved the day, LOL.
15) He lures kids into his basement, and then uses his tongue to lick their butts for he has obsession with "kid's waste or crap as they call it".
Well, there's a sad attempt to be funny. I don't really think its funny myself. Anyway, please review.
