dIScLAIMER: You make me write this all the time...one day...buahahahahhaa.....


Omae o korosu and other lies.


Heero Yuy: Omae o korosu. (did he ever kill anyone he said he wuld?!?! Nooooooo.......)

Bill Clinton: I never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinski. (Whata lllllloser.)

Anne Frank: Soon, this war will be over- 1943 (Whoa...whatever biotch...it lasted until like 1947.....)

George Bush: I promise Americans the biggest tax cut ever. (*sob* Noooo...the horror of a tax cut the size of two pennies.)

Duo Maxwell: I may run and hide, but I'll never tell a lie. That's me in a nutshell. (I swear...this guy.....just look for those teeny lies throughout the series.)

Some Scientists: Children should eat a large breakfast to do their best at school. (did you know..now, this is a scientific fact...that eating a large, hot breakfast will make you sleepy. Yup...there's my A...as I drool on my textbook....)

Rhett Butler (Gone With The Wind) : Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. (Okay...for all you guys out there...if you have this big-breasted woman clinging to you...would you say that?!?!?!)

Scientists (male): The man's brain is used more often and is much bigger then an average woman's. (Science fact: The woman uses more of her brain and it is slightly larger. It seriously is...sorry you male chauvinist pigs!)

Any person : The fighting will end and the world will finally be at peace. (WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

The state of Kentucky: Incest is not a bad thing. (OM MY FUCKING GOD!!!!! LLLLLLOOOOOSSSSEEEERRRRRSSSSS!!!!!!)

Some idiotic little kids: Christmas is my favorite holiday because I get to be with my family. (Poor kiddos....what happened to them? It's all about the PRESENTS!!!!!!!!)

My mother: If you get enough sleep, you will do a lot better in Algebra. (NO ONE WILL EVER DO A LOT BETTER IN ALGEBRA!!!! THAT HORRID CLASS!!!! IT CAME FROM HELL I SWEAR!!!!!!!.......plus.....I ...don't need sleep....just lots of cans of Coke and sugar)





Ron: And that is.....the end....well...until I can find some better ones....
Duo: Quick guys...hide the computer, newspaper, books, post-it-notes...hell! Just lock her in a plastic bubble.
Ron: I love you too.