Invasion of the Gendo Robots
By K-OSS
Disclaimer: I do not own or claim to own anyone from Neon Genesis Evangelion. They are property of GAINAX and Anno-sama. I would also like to thank The Laziest Men on Mars and TreePhort for bringing me the idea and dialogue used in this fic. Enjoy People!
It was a peaceful day at NERV Headquarters. Aoba and Makoto were playing a game
of cards while Maya read a fashion magazine. Ritsuko was tinkering around with
some 'important documents' on her laptop; in all actuality she was
playing solitaire. Misato had picked her activity more discreetly and was playing
an intense and frustrating game of 'Snake' on her cell phone. Even
Commanders Fuyutski and Ikari were being amused by a couple of mangas they had
confiscated from Makoto earlier that week.
Suddenly, an explosion shook NERV Headquarters. As soon as the rattling ended,
Fuyutski jumped to his feet and shouted, "What happen?" Makoto and
Aoba immediately checked their monitors. Aoba was the first one to speak, "Someone
set us up the bomb!" and Makoto soon chimed in as well, "We get
signal!" Fuyutski became curious, "What?" Makoto hit a few
keys on his keyboard, "Main screen turn on." The screen lit up with
the image of Keel Lorenz, chairman of the SEELE committee. Gendo Ikari stood
with surprise engraved on his face, "It's you." Keel smiled,
"How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You are on your
way to destruction." Fuyutski became confused by these words, "What
you say?" Keel's faint smile became a Cheshire grin (A/N: If he's
capable of doing so. I'm not really sure.), "You have no chance
to survive make your time⦠Ha ha ha." And with that the screen went
blank. Everyone immediately turned to Gendo and when he shrugged it off, everyone
else just discounted the event. The next day SEELE attacked and Third Impact
began.
A/N: It's really funny if you get it. And you only get if you know All Your Base. If you wanna get it but don't right at the moment. Go to CDNOW.com and look up The Laziest Men on Mars and listen to 'Invasion of the Gabber Robots' or even watch the music video (if it's up). Then read this fic again. See! Now your laughing! Thanks to my friend Trick who first introduced me to All Your Base. :K-OSS:
