Okies, MAJOR A/U here
A/N:Okies, MAJOR A/U here. Shounen-ai between
Trunks-chan and Juunanagou-sama. *giggles and hugs herself* In
this story, Planet Vegeta has not been destroyed (oh, THAT'S
original), and the Icejins (think Frieza) and the Saiya-jins live
in a weird form of peace. Veggie-head is KING, and Bulma is his
human wife. (Saiya-jins went to Earth, conquered it, and seized
human women, including Demon Bitch (Chi-Chi) and Psycho Nut
(Bulma).) Goku-chan (who shall now be referred to as Kakarott) is
married to Demon Bitch and is Veggie-head's Royal Adviser.
Even though each of them are married and have kids (Veggie:
Trunks, Bra; K: Gohan, Goten (DUH!!), Kakkers and Veggie-head
have been having an affair (O_o)! So have Demon Bitch and Psycho
Nut! (O_O) YEAH! B/CC and K(G)/V 4-FREAKIN'-EVER!!!!!
Soon Earth, Dr. Gero (Red Ribbon Army
scientist—if you don't know that you're an idiot.)
has created three (three, count em three) androids:
Juurokugou *drools*, Juunanagou *drools again*, and Juuhachigou
*you guessed it—drools*! The people of Earth are REALLY
scared of the Saiya-jins, so they made Dr. Gero (DG) send the
androids to negotiate some freakin' peace. DG said
"Kay," and he activated them and sent them to Planet
Vegeta.
MEANWHILE, King Kold is gettin' pissed. He
doesn't like the treaty between the Icejins and the
Saiya-jins, so he sent Frieza and Cooler to discuss terms for a
new treaty that does what ever the hell the Icejins want. Frieza
has taken his faithful (yeah, we all know why, too) servant,
Zarbon, along for "entertainment: purposes.
The Saiya-jins and Icejins are on the verge of
war, but poor Prince Trunks is torn between his true love, Son
Gohan, and the woman that the planet is expecting him to marry,
Pan. *grins* (MUCHO PAN-BASHING!!!!) When he sees Juunanagou, he
is presented with yet another choice—but who will he choose?
Just you wait!!!!!!!!! ^_~ (YUM YUM!!!!)
(There is a reason for this title. You'll see
why later.)
Ready to be SHOCKED?
Ashes, Ashes,
We All Fall Down
~*~*~*~*~
By Blitzkrieg
It was a duty more suited to a king.
But then again, this king had never been one to
follow tradition.
Perhaps that was the reason that the entire
royal family of the Saiya-jin race had assembled, servants and
court officials alike, to witness the arrival of the Jinzouningen
on their planet.
King Vegeta was standing in close proximity to
the landing site, his cold ebony eyes fixed on the small pod
hovering above them. He adjusted his long red cape irritably and
looked over at Queen Bulma, who seemed completely enthralled by
what was taking place. Every few minutes she would say something
quietly to her lover, that crazy demon woman Chi-Chi, then turn
her attention back to the pod.
Vegeta rolled his eyes at his wife. The two
suns beat down on the group mercilessly, making it nearly
impossible not to faint from the heat. A strong hand suddenly
squeezed his shoulder, and Vegeta allowed his mask to crack
slightly as he smiled. He rested his hand on top of
Kakarott's, the larger Saiya-jin's simple gesture
giving him some reassurance. His gaze rested upon his son and
daughter, who looked depressed and excited, respectively. Bra had
a giant smirk plastered across her pretty little face, her fists
resting on her hips. Trunks, however, looked as though someone
close to him had died. His best friend, Son
Gohan—Kakarott's first son—was standing next to
him, silent in awe. The prince's face changed from depressed
to apprehensive as the hovering pod started its landing cycle. It
descended slowly, a loud humming filling the ears of all those
present. With a soft thump, it landed and the air grew
thick with tension.
The door on the side of the pod slid open,
revealing an interior glowing with the blue light from the
cryogenic chambers in it. Vegeta's ears pricked up when he
heard a faint beeping noise. Suddenly, a sharp hissing escaped
the pod, along with thin white smoke. An incredibly tall figure
appeared in the doorway. Vegeta clenched his fists, his ki
rising. Then the figure stepped out.
It was a man, with a rugged, handsome face and
blue eyes that stared impassively at the Saiya-jin king. He wore
a black bodysuit under lime-green armor emblazoned with the Red
Ribbon Army logo. Studying Vegeta closely, he asked, "Are
you King Vegeta?"
"Of course he is, Juurokugou,"
a faintly nasal voice murmured from within the pod. "Who
else could he be?"
Two other shapes darted to the tall
man—Juurokugou, Vegeta mused—and crossed their arms.
The one on the left was a youth with dead-straight black hair
that fell to his shoulders. His eyes were icy blue, the color of
a winter sky early in the morning. He wore a black shirt with the
Red Ribbon logo over a white long-sleeved one, and a pair of
ripped jeans tucked into green socks that contrasted sharply with
his blue tennis shoes. Flicking his hair out of his eyes, he
smiled brilliantly at the Saiya-jins.
The other one, on the right, resembled him so
much they could've been twins. Her hair was identical to
his, but was a pale blond as opposed the other's
night-black. She, too, wore a white long-sleeved shirt under a
ripped denim vest and a short denim skirt. She leaned down and
brushed dust off her black tights and brown leather boots, then
stood up with a cold glare aimed at everyone present. The
black-haired one cleared his throat.
"We are the Jinzouningen," he said.
"As you have most positively guessed, this big hulk is
Juurokugou, Number Sixteen. I'm Juunanagou, Number
Seventeen, and this is my beloved twin sister is Juuhachigou,
Number Eighteen." His smirk widened even more as he
continued. "Dr. Gero has sent us here to beg for the safety
of the human race."
"I see," Vegeta muttered. "You
three don't strike me as the type to beg."
"My brother is a jackass,"
Juuhachigou put in, shifting her icy look over to Juunanagou.
"We are here to discuss the situation with you."
Vegeta frowned. "Are you disrespectful
because you are tired, or simply because you want to be? I am the
king, and shall be referred to as such."
Juunanagou smiled sweetly. "We
weren't programmed to."
"Very well then. You must be taught how to
be. Kakarott!"
"Yes?" Kakarott asked. He didn't
like the way these stupid machines were disrespecting the
Saiya-jin race, and he hoped to show them what would happen if
they didn't get it through their mechanical heads.
"Please escort our—" Vegeta
paused "—esteemed guests inside. I'm sure
they're eager to rest."
"Yes, Your Majesty. At once."
Kakarott gestured to several of the servants, who bustled over
and guided the Jinzouningen through the gate. The rest of the
crowd followed them inside, talking amongst themselves. Bra
latched on to her mother and began chattering immediately.
"Mommy, did you see that girl? She looked really mean!"
Trunks and Gohan conversed in quiet tones behind them.
When they were alone, Kakarott turned to
Vegeta. "They sound like trouble," he said.
Vegeta nodded. "They will be," he
answered. "But they'll learn quickly." He smirked
evilly. "For their sake, at least."
A/N: OOOOOHHHH, EVIL VEGGIE-HEAD!!!!! *cackles wickedly* Read
n' Review, please!