Because I am an utter and complete fanghoul with no life, I present to you something that I stole from my good buddy, MurderMyDoll13, on fanfiction. I am making my OC's read this pestilence. Viewer discretion is advised...and our first victim is:

bum... bumm... BETH, RAGAMUFFIN'S GIRLFRIEND FROM THE MAGICAL 'LENORE' FANDOM!

Chapter 1.(We all die)

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik)( You poseurs are such a disgrace...) 2 my gf (ew not in that way)(Aww...) raven(You mean like from Edgar Allan Poe?), bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling(THE SPELLING?). U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!(Not really...)

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way(My name's Elizabeth... but most people call me Beth) and I have long ebony black hair(Dark brown hair, bitch) (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears(Limpid tears? Your giving me tears for writing that) and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee(A lot of people tell me I look like a Victorian teenage girl, oh wait, I AM a Victorian teenage girl) (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!(*Gets the hell outta here*). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie(Ew?). I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white(Hey, I'm a vampire too!). I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell)(You're a goth? Oh my Mr. Gosh!) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic(You know Hot Topic is for poseurs and annoying girls who masturbate to Justin Bieber, right?) and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots(If you must know, the corset I always wear is extremely uncomfortable and I'd rather not wear it). I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun(Come on Ragamuffin, let's go out in the snow and wallow in our pity!), which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.(How precious)

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!(Oh my gosh! Like I care...)

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.(Amazing, you have friends, something that I lack)

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!(No it sucks. Dick.)