Texting Started it

America and Russia are texting back and forth

Russia: America I can see Alaska from my house.

America: Sarah Palin can see you too and Alaska asks you to stop stalking her.

Russia: But I miss my little подснежник so much.

America: She doesn't like you calling her that

Russia: But I am her папа да?

America: No you're not. You gave her up. I am her dad now.

Russia: :( But, but I… *Sulks* Please tell her that her папа is very sorry.

America: You're not her father. Maybe. If I do you will owe me. And I'm not giving her back so don't even think about it.

Russia: *kolkolkolkol* fine

America: Don't you kolkolkol me or I won't tell Alaska that you are sorry.

Russia: простите.

America: I don't speak commie. Wait, did you just apologize? Wow, Russia you must really miss her

Russia: да

America: Well anyway, I told her (you soooo owe me) and she got really quiet and went to her room. Then she started throwing things around. She broke her desk in half and then into lots of little bits. You can take that anyway you want.

Russia: So what your telling me is now is the wrong time to visit. Okay I'll go home.

America: What do you mean go home?

America: Don't tell me your here now. If you are then you can talk to her. Just leave me out of it.

Russia: Okay... Should I use the front door to enter or her window?

America: The front door. She will hit you if you enter though her window with that pipe you gave her.

Russia: *winces* got it.


Later on Facebook.

Alfred F.Jones: Russia and Alaska are upstairs fighting... how come I got the feeling that this is going to be along night...


Author's note: I am sorry that it is so short. Its just something Wierdkid20 and I put together(go check out her stories they are pretty good) randomly. So yeah. You will get to meet Alaska in the next chapter along with LA and Birmingham (who we call B) who are characters from my other story Cities Meet the World. America will be acting a little out of character. He acts like a parent randomly. But it doesn't happen often. Oh yeah, Texas and Hawaii might show up to. Thanks for reading! Now review. Now. Please. Please. If not for me for Wierdkid20 who is awesome. And smart. You people would be awesome, yes awesomer than Prussia, if you were to review or fav, or even put us up on an alert. Hopefully I will update again

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