Hey guys! Damn Hippo! Back at it again with the sex fanf- No shut the fuck up! I don't fucking like that, why do people think that's so funny. Cuz it's fucking not. Anyway, this is part of a compilation of 4 fanfictions, this one is Link and Zelda. The others are Red and Blue, Vio and Shadow, and finally Toon Link and Tetra. Anyway, let's begin this. It takes place right after they just left the Truth or Dare.

Third Person P.o.V.

Recap: Tetra just ran away to Toon's house and Zelda is going to Link's house. And Red is at Blue's house, and Shadow is at Vio's.

Zelda was running to Link's house. So, she opened the door and saw Link with no shirt on trying to take off his pants.

"Oh shit!" He exclaimed as he saw Zelda and tried to run away. Fortunately the author didn't forget about Zelda's powe- (AHEM!) and she trapped him there.

"Nope, you are not running away this time, you have to explain the thing with Ghirahim!" She told him seductively.

"God damn it Zelda!" He said, he also just realized that Zelda could see his crotch looking really small for him.

"You will explain it, unless you don't want release." She said, with a hidden meaning.

"Alright! So, you remember how I was gone for a few days right?" He asked and Zelda nodded her head. "Well anyway, what happened was Ghirahim kidnapped me, and for some reason he decided it was a fantastic idea to get us both drunk. Now, as I explained he is very seductive when drunk. I do believe you have seen me when drunk right? No? Well anyway, I don't really do much, I don't act crazy, but I'm more susceptible to anything." He explained.

"Oh, but did you only kiss?" Zelda asked sexily again.

"Yeah." He said too quickly.

"Oh? Well anyway, I am feeling really horny right now. And I think you are too considering your problem." She said looking at his expanding crotch.

"Can we just have sex already please? No teasing for the love of the Goddess!" He complained.

"Nope, you are gonna get teased!" She told him.

"Why!? What are you- oh? Oh so you don't trust me?" He asked seriously.

"Well, I'm just going to go ahead and do it." She hopped excitedly. She starting to slowly take off her shirt, showing just her bra. She took that off and covered her boobs with her arms. After doing this for a few minutes. She showed them.

Apparently Link had forgotten the experience because his eyes widened, and his shaft got super hard instantly.

"We woke someone up again." She said happily. "Ok, I'm tired of this, I'm wet, and you're hard. Let's just have sex, she took off his pants and boxers. And removed her underwear.

"Haha. Just kidding! I'm gonna keep teasing you. Until I am extremely horny. She dropped her underwear on the ground sexily and exclaimed "surprised", "Whoops, dropped this!" She put her pussy right on Link's face.

Link couldn't take anymore, he stuck his tongue out. Fortunately for him, this broke her concentration and the magic chains were gone and he kept doing it to keep her this way.

"Oh my god! Link! Aaaaah, I can't k-k-k (KKK MUAHAHAHAHA) keep concentrating if you keeeep doooing thiiis." She exclaimed secretly liking it.

After a few minutes of this, he just shoved her on his dick. He was way too horny to even think about going slow. He went super-fast and hard instantly.

"Oh myyy goooood, it hurtttts buuut ittt feeeels so fucking goooood!" Exclaimed Zelda with tears in her eyes.

"Yeah, do ya like that? That's what you get for teasing me you bitch!" He exclaimed and pounded even harder.

"Oh my gooood Link, you're gonnnna make me cuuuum alreadyyyyy!" She said. After barely a minute of this she came, and Link's pullout game strong (More references) and he so he barely pulled out and came all over her chest.

"Oh my god Link, I'll never do that again I promise." She said scared.

"You better not you bitch." Exclaimed Link not thinking about what he was saying.

So, hope you enjoyed this. If you did, you will read my other ones, and you will enjoy it. That's an order, I'm a DICKtator MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Anyway, I think that the others will be the other chapters.