Looking through the ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS FANFICTION ARCHIVE, I've noticed there are fewer stories having Dave as a main character so I decided to write a story with all thre incarnations of David "Dave" Seville in this. Yes, you read correctly, I'm going to have Dave from The Alvin Show, Dave from Alvin and the Chipmunks and Dave from the live action/CGI movies in this story. Here's how I'm gonna make this work: The live action Dave (Jason Lee) tells the story based on 1997 American film Titanic directed, written, co-produced and co-edited by James Cameron to the CGI Chipmunks and CGI Chipettes. If you are familiar with The Princess Bride, it's gonna be like that. Certain characters from both The Alvin Show and Alvin and the Chipmunks cartoon series will be playing fictional characters.
I will not be having cartoon Chipmunks from both The Alvin Show and Alvin and the Chipmunks along with the cartoon Chipettes in the story. Hmm, speaking of The Alvin Show, has anyone ever considered doing a story based on the 60's cartoon?
What I will be doing is inserting characters from different media voiced/played by those who associated with Bagdasarian Productions or Bagdasarian Film Corporations for those who worked on The Alvin Show. Such example is Fred Jones voiced by Frank Welker or Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds played by Matthew Gray Gubler.
Since there are historical figures like "The Unsinkable Molly Brown," I will try my best to describe them based on the pictures I came across.

Oh! I will be using some quotes said throughout the shows, movies and CD's though slightly different as well as songs both Chipmunks and Chipettes covered through the years but some may be in a different language.

In alphabetical order below are the list of actors who voice or (in Jason Lee's case) portrayed what character in three categories:

THE ALVIN SHOW
ROSTOM "ROSS" BAGDASARIAN – David "Dave" Seville
JUNE FORAY – Daisy Bell
JUNE FORAY – Effie Lou
SHEPPARD MENKEN – Clyde Crashcup
LEE PATRICK – Ms. Frumington (speaking)

ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS/A CHIPMUNK ADVENTURE/THE CHIPMUNKS
ROSS BAGDASARIAN – David "Dave" Seville
DOLORES "DODY" GOODMAN – Miss Beatrice Miller
JANICE KARMAN – Marsha

THE CHIPMUNK ADVENTURE
ANTHONY DE LONGIS – Klaus Vorstein
KEN SANSOM – Inspector Jamal

LIVE ACTION-CGI ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS SERIES OF MOVIES
CHRISTINA APPLEGATE – CGI Brittany Seville [Miller]
ANNA FARIS – CGI Jeanette Seville [Miller]
MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER – CGI Simon Seville
JASON LEE – David "Dave" Seville
JUSTIN LONG – CGI Alvin Seville
JESSE MCCARTNEY – CGI Theodore Seville
AMY POEHLER – CGI Eleanor Seville [Miller]
STEVE VINING – "Simon"

Effie Lou appeared in couple of scenes during the "On Top of Old Smokey" musical segment. I originally wanted to use an unidentified character which Dave falls for from the episode "Love Sick Dave" but I got impatient waiting for it to pop up. If anybody has ANY idea who along with the description and probably her voice actor is, I would really appreciate it. Not to mention explaining on what's the full episode is . . .

DISCLAIMER

Directed by Tim Hill, Alvin and the Chipmunks is a 2007 CGI/Live Action comedy film distributed by 20th Century Fox and produced by Regency Enterprises and Bagdasarian Productions.
Betty Thomas directed its 2009 sequel, Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel, written by John Vitti, Jonathon Aibel, and Glenn Berger, distributed by 20th Century Fox and produced by Regency Enterprise and Bagdasarian Productions.
According to the Internet Movie Database, Mike Mitchell directed the third movie and the writers are Jonathon Aibel and Glenn Berger.

Alvin and the Chipmunks was an American animated television series featuring The Chipmunks and first introduces The Chipettes and Miss Beatrice Miller produced by Bagdasarian Productions in association with Ruby-Spears Enterprises from 1983-1987 and DIC Entertainment with eleven additional episodes produced by Murakami-Wolf-Swenson from 1988-1990, which was renamed The Chipmunks.

The Alvin Show was an American animated television series that first featured The Chipmunks sponsored by General Foods and produced by Format Films and Bagdasarian Film Corporations.


A young average build man in his thirties conversing on a cordless phone walked into the house, closing the sliding door behind him. Locking the door, he casually makes his way to the empty cordless phone stand on the counter separating the kitchen from the family room, the soles of his shoes softly thudded against the floorboards. The man's clean-shaven face slightly longer than the width of his head, jaw line slightly and the bridge of his nose narrow at the top going thick and broad in the middle and wide at the end. Pure dark brown hair brushed up and back from his broad forehead, he wore polar white checkered long sleeved shirt, the dark lines thin, the top of his two buttons on the narrow strip of fabric along the opening of the garment unbuttoned, his cuffs pulled back and shirttail tucked in his black slacks.

"Thank you for understanding Mr. Dee. Yes, they'll be very thrilled! Don't worry I'll get you something as promised. See you tomorrow." Placing the cordless phone back on the stand, the man runs his fingers through his hair, releasing a huge sigh.

Gathering his thoughts, at the corner of his eye, the man notices a detail out of place. Raising a brow, the man made a beeline across the family room. Bending down to his hands and knees, the man moves some wrapped boxes and brushed a couple of fake thistles away from the wall until he found a black cord on the floor below the outlet.

"Odd," he whispered aloud to himself, picking up the cord and inserting it in the outlet. Instantly, the Christmas lights sprung to life, giving a warm dominating glow on the walls, surfaces of the presents and furnishes. Satisfied, the man gets to his full height and makes his way down a corridor to a room on the left, door slightly ajar. Hearing inaudible squeaky voices, he entered the room.

In the room were two bunks, each three beds stack on top one another on opposite ends of the room, each bedding a different color, a window acting as the divider between the beds and picture frame on the right of the door.

In the middle on the carpeted floor sat three brown furred chipmunks with two thick white parallel stripes flanked by two dark thin strips ran down their sides, a pale brownish tawny shade of brown belly fronts and deep tan buttoned noses sitting in a semi-circle.

"-more days until-" The three stopped their chattering when the door creaked opened and glanced up at the human.

At nine and a half inches tall, the eldest chipmunk sat between the two, wearing a red hoodie, a yellow 'A' stitched on the front above his pouch pocket and a miniature red baseball cap rested at an angle on his head.

The tallest chipmunk by one and a half inch clad in a blue hoodie with a pouch pocket sat to the red clad chipmunk's left. A pair of black, round framed glasses sat on his nose, the reflective light hiding his blue eyes.

Sitting to the left of the amber-eyed chipmunk sat the chubby youngest one. Like the other two, he had a hoodie with a pouch pocket, though his color a forest green complementing his green eyes.

Placing his hands on his hips, the man advances to the boys.

"Theodore . . . Alvin . . . Simon . . . I thought I told you to get ready for bed, you have to get up early tomorrow."

"Sorry Dave," the bespectacled Simon stated, pushing his glasses up his nose.

"We just can't wait for Christmas!" Alvin quickly hopped to his feet and jumped in the air at the mention of 'Christmas.' The chubby chipmunk jolted at the sudden outburst. Dave slumped his shoulders forward, rubbing his temples in exasperation.

"Yes, I am fully aware that there are twenty-two more days before Christmas and three hundred seventy-eight days . . ." Dave paused before continuing.

". . . plus an extra day until next Christmas! But that doesn't give you a reason to not put on your pajamas and be ready for bed which I asked you to do-" Dave glances at the digital watch on his left wrist.

"-twenty minutes ago," Dave stated, the octave of his voice slightly rising as he takes two more steps toward his adopted chipmunk sons.

"But it's our first Christmas with the Chipettes," Theodore innocently added. Silence filled the room as Dave felt a cold shiver run down his spine. How could he forget? It was the first Christmas the orphaned female singing chipmunks he took in last fall will be celebrating Christmas with others, at least that what he was told. Defeated, Dave took a seat on the chair.

"Yes, but you boys have a recording session across town at seven tomorrow and-"

"Seven?" a pronounced voice interrupted him. Dave's brown eyes connected with Simon's blue ones.

"I thought it was at eight thirty."

Dave let out a short chuckle, a smile spread across his face.

"It was, but I gotten off the phone with . . . erm . . ." Dave looked around the room.

"First off, where are the girls? This involves them too."

"What involves us Dave?" a new high-pitched voice answered. All four males turned their attention to the doorway. Like the Chipmunks, the three female chipmunks had deep tan buttoned noses and two thick white parallel stripes flanked by two dark thin stripes running down their sides, though their belly fronts a deep shade of beige.

A warm auburn fur, blue-eyed female chipmunk lead the way into the room. The eldest wore a seemingly pink leather jacket over a bright pink blouse with a tie and a hot pink skirt. On top of her head is excess fur that acts as hair pulled back in a ponytail by a metallic pink band with a red and green bead attached.

Behind the pink clad chipmunk, to the right, the second sister busied herself readjusting her oval shaped purple glasses. Same height as Simon, the dark brown fur, violet-eyed female chipmunk had on a lavender shirt that had thick purple trimmings layered with a blue jean jacket and a violet-purple plaid skirt. She too has excess fur pulled back into a very small and high-sided ponytail.

The young chubby female chipmunk wore a long sleeved top with light grayish tint of spring green and pastel tint of spring green horizontal stripes along with a medium shade of spring green skirt, two dark toned spring green elastic bands held the olive green eyed chipmunk's excess pale blonde fur in pigtails.

"Hey girls, where were you?" Dave inquired, watching his adopted daughters take a spot next to their respective counterparts.

"In the bathroom," the intelligent, bespectacled Chipette answered, barely audible. Dave noticed Jeanette's fur and attire damp.

"Jeanette, why are you all wet?"

"Jeanette kind of had an accident," the pale blonde female chipmunk giggled. Dave blinked.

"Accident?"

"Nothing big," Jeanette grumbled, fiddling with her fingers, not making eye contact.

"First off, Jeanette's glasses fell in the toilet and then she slipped on the soap and fell in the sink," their oldest sister piped up.

"It wouldn't have happened if you gave Eleanor back her hair band . . ."

Eleanor giggled once more.

"Well it's not my fault you're clumsy!"

"Brittany . . ." admonished both Eleanor and Dave. Simon decided to change the subject.

"Dave, what were you saying about our recording session?" Dave glanced at his prodigy son before realization settles in.

"Oh! As I was saying, remember when-" Dave pointed to the girls.

"-you three were scheduled to record some songs during fall break?" The Chipettes nodded.

"Well, I had gotten off the phone with the manager at Liberty Records, seeing if I could have The Chipettes's recording session back to back with The Chipmunks tomorrow morning because of a surprise that takes place during fall break. Fortunately, there was."

"Wow!" Brittany chimed.

"What time?" Jeanette peeped, placing a hand on each of her sisters' shoulder.

"Seven," three high pitched male voices and Dave answered.

"That early?" Eleanor asked, blinking at each syllable.

"Forget that! Why on Saturday! It's criminal!" Alvin stomped his foot, peeved.

"It's just a recording session Alvin," Simon dryly responded.

"It's work!"

"Oh just suck it up, Alvin. Quit your whining and suck it up, we've been through this all ready," Dave murmured, sliding both palms of his hands down his face.

"What's the vacation, Dave?" Theodore piped up, stepping closer to his adoptive parental figure. Dave smiled, satisfied that someone asked.

"Well, the eight of us won a one week stay on a cruise!" Dave's smile grew bigger as he watched the chipmunks jump for joy. Jeanette stopped and looked back at Dave.

"Wait, eight?" Hearing the question, the other five looked at the man.

"There's seven of us." Dave chuckled.

"True but I get to invite the guest of my choice."

"Who Dave?" Theodore enthusiastically asked.

"Is it Claire?" Alvin cooed, batting his eyes and puckering his lips.

"Who's Claire?" Dave heard one of the Chipettes asked, though he didn't catch who. Dave opened his mouth to speak but Simon beaten him to the answer.

"Claire is Dave's mate."

"For the last time, Claire is NOT my mate!" he bellowed, little louder than intended. Dave watched his sons fold their arms, locking eyes with him. The Chipettes looked at their counterparts and then to Dave, who slowly folded his arms and swung his right leg over his left. Silence filled the room as the female chipmunks looked between their adoptive father and adoptive brothers, wondering who will break the stare down.

"Simon, if you don't knock it off, I'll give back those tickets for that science fair you wanted to go next month," Dave dryly spoke, not taking his eyes off the three male rodents.

"B-but Dave-" Jeanette began, but her counterpart's dry-witted voice cuts her off.

"The tickets are nonrefundable, Dave." Dave mentally kicked himself. Slightly moving his jaw side to side, Dave moved on to the next chipmunk.

"Hey Theodore, how about I whip up your favorite snack?"

"Not hungry." Dave slightly raised a brow at the response. A sound of a rumble reached the sisters' ears. Both Brittany and Jeanette looked at their youngest sister.

"Wasn't me," she whispered. Brittany, Jeanette and Eleanor turned their heads back to Dave when he cleared his throat.

"Al-"

"Just say it Dave," Alvin snapped, not letting him have a sentence leave his lips.

Silence filled the room again. The Chipettes continuously glanced between the four contestants of the stare down. On a mountain nearest Los Angeles, a wolf tilted its head back and howled with snout toward the moon. Somewhere in a field, a swarm of grasshoppers chirped. Tumbleweeds slowly made its way through Kolmanskop.

"Somebody say something!" Arms folded, an impatient pink clad chipmunk broke the silence, foot tapping repeatedly on the carpet. The males broke their silent war and stared at Brittany. Giving in, Dave sighs, rolling his brown orbs to the top of his head.

"All right fine. She's my on-and-off again mate." The boys high-fived one another and the girls shared a warm smile. Dave looked at his watch.

"Well, it's almost pushing past 8:45 . . . we can either watch a short movie, or start heading to bed."

"Ooh-ooh! An epic movie!" Alvin shouted, jumping up and down, hand raised over his head.

"Romance," Brittany gushed, dreamily sighing.

"Bleh! Epicness! Swordfights! Gunfire!" Alvin opens his mouth, blowing air out from his mouth. The air he blowing out carrying his tongue lightly moving up and down fast, making a noise akin to machine gunfire. Raising his thumbs above his fists to act as a hammer and his pointers extended perpendicular acting as the barrel, pretending to fire at an invisible enemy.

"What about history?" asked Simon, his voice barely audible over Alvin's gun popping noises.

"Or about real life," Jeanette shyly stated her opinion.

"Boring . . . I say romance!" Brittany shouted once more.

"No way! Epic!"

"Romance!"

"Epic!" Alvin's nose touched Brittany's.

"Romance!"

"Epic!"

"Romance!" Two grown human hands came between them, pushing them apart.

"All right you two, that's quite enough." Dave gotten off the chair, adopting a position in which his knees bent, bringing his upper body forward and down, looking at the two older chipmunks of the two groups.

"I'll decide what to pick, that understood?"

"Yes Dave," both stated in unison. Sitting back into the chair, Dave turned his attention to the green-clad chipmunks.

"Theodore? Eleanor?"

"I guess adventure . . ."

"Adventure! A-a-and drama!" Eleanor giggled.

"All right," Dave clasped his hands together, getting up on his feet and began walking around the room. The Chipmunks and Chipettes watched Dave, a finger tapping his chin.

"Simon, Jeanette, you want something based on historical events?"

"Correct," responded both intellectuals.

"Alvin, you want epic?"

"Yes! Swordfigh-"

"I got it Alvin." Dave stopped to look at his eldest son before pacing once more.

"Adventure . . . drama . . . and romance . . ." A sound of choking reached Dave's ears. He stopped once more and looked at the six. Paws to his throat, Alvin laid on the floor, gagging.

"Aaallllvvvvviiiiiinn . . ." Dave warned, watching him hop to his feet, plastering an innocent smile on his face.

"Yeah Alvin."

"Don't start Brittany or all of you are going to bed. Now, here's what I was thinking . . ." All six chipmunks watched Dave sit back down.

"What if I combined epic, romance, real life, drama and adventure into one story?" Both groups exchanged glances and looked back up at Dave, prompting him to continue.

"With an additional bonus: a story within a story." Brittany stepped forward.

"A story within a story?" Brittany repeated, stepping forward, closer to Dave's foot. Simon made his way in front of Dave.

"You mean like 'The Murder of Gonzago' in one of Shakespeare's best known tragedy, 'Hamlet?'"

"Or 'Pyramus and Thisbe' in Shakespeare's comedy 'A Midsummer's Night Dreams?'" added Jeanette. Dave grinned from ear to ear.

"Exactly like that. So, are you guys interested?"

"Yes!"

"Please do!"

"Tell the story!" All six started to chatter at once. Laughing, Dave stood up, clapping his hands together.

"All right, you six get on your pajamas and get ready for bed and I'll get us some ice cream, is that a deal?"

"DEAL!"

Dave left the room.


"Mr. Dee" is based on the American music producer, writer, performer and business owner: Ali Dee Theodore. He and his company DeeTown Entertainment have gone on to write and produce music and soundtracks for some of the biggest blockbusters in recent years, including Alvin and the Chipmunks. I thought to simply calling him "Dee" since there's already a "Theodore."

Liberty Records was a United States based record label started by Chairperson Simon Waronker in 1955 with Al Bennett as president and Theodore Keep as chief engineer and since reactivated in 2001 in the United Kingdom.

Kolmanskop is a small ghost town in the Namib desert in southern Namibia, a few miles inland from the port town of Lüderitz. It once was a diamond mining town that's been abandoned in 1956 and windswept sand has made its way into nearly every building in the town.

Line from A Chipmunk Christmas:
"Yes, I am fully aware that there are twenty-two more days before Christmas and three hundred seventy-eight days plus an extra day until next Christmas! . . ." ~ Dave
"Forget that! Why on Saturday! It's criminal!"
"It's just a recording session Alvin."
"It's work!" ~ Alvin & Dave

Lines based from Little Alvie and the Mini-Munks:
"Jeanette, why are you all wet?" ~ Lalu

Line based from the song "Ho Ho Ho" from the 2008 album Undeniable:
"Suck it up, Alvin. Quit your whining and suck it up . . ." ~ Theodore (he was reciting what Dave said)

Lines (and actions) based from Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakqueal:
"Well, the eight of us won a one week stay on a cruise!" Dave's smile grew bigger as he watched the chipmunks jump for joy, getting into a group hug. Jeanette immediately broke away from the group hug and looked back at Dave.
"Wait, eight?" Hearing the statement, the other five looked at the man.
"There's seven of us." ~ Ian Hawke & Jeanette

Lines based from the 2007 Alvin and the Chipmunks:
"Who's Claire?"
"Claire is Dave's mate."
"For the last time, Claire is NOT my mate!" ~ Theodore, Simon & Dave

Lines (and actions) based from A Chipmunk Adventure:
"No way! Epic!"
"Romance!"
"Epic!" Alvin's nose touched Brittany's.
"Romance!"
"Epic!"
"Romance!" Two grown human hands came between them, pushing them apart.
"All right you two, that's quite enough. I'll decide what to pick, that understood?"
"Yes Dave," both stated in unison. ~ Alvin, Brittany & Dave

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